Lily of the Valley are sweetest smelling little fuckers you’ll ever meet.
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tcr!
· May 15, 2019 at 4:50 pm
Lily of the Valley are sweetest smelling little fuckers you’ll ever meet.
Happy Wednesday, peeps!
tcr!
· May 14, 2019 at 6:33 pm
Guys, laceration hazard at the Starbucks on Randall Road. Personally, I’ve never seen a broken plunger knob but apparently it’s a real thing if you work the rod too hard or something. 🤕
tcr!
· May 14, 2019 at 4:50 pm
For those of you who are culinarily risqué, feastishly bold, for those who live on the literal edge of le chef’s knife, I have a daring cookery question for you.
Are golden tater tots allowed on a zesty pizza?
🤯🍕
I know this very well may have blown your taste budding mind, but seriously, could one great, lone master chef (me) even pull this off? At this hour?
⏰ 🤔
Hater McGhray
· May 14, 2019 at 5:03 pm
Flavor town
Raes
· May 14, 2019 at 5:04 pm
Go for it
tcr!
· May 14, 2019 at 5:13 pm
In related dinner news, the Albanese gummies are ready 💪
keamoose
· May 14, 2019 at 5:57 pm
tcr!
· May 14, 2019 at 5:44 pm
Me: A TRIUMPH.
thewattsolak
· May 15, 2019 at 7:28 am
See, my only real question was, is it hand food or utensil food?
tcr!
· May 15, 2019 at 7:49 am
It was a goddamn free for all! Golden taters and red sauce drops and the other edible carnages resisting. Next time I’ll use mini tots and arrange more strategically. So I can use my fork since my mom makes me.
Momma J
· May 14, 2019 at 11:17 pm
No
tcr!
· May 15, 2019 at 9:45 am
WHA???
Momma J
· May 15, 2019 at 11:25 am
More veggies instead of potatoes!
tcr!
· May 14, 2019 at 9:18 am
Maggie’s had my keychain on her backpack since at least Fall of 2017.
It’s the little things that people do that mean the most… ❤️
Momma J
· May 14, 2019 at 10:38 am
She loves you! Her back pack is very eye catching
tcr!
· May 14, 2019 at 4:44 pm
It’s my favorite backpack of hers for sure!
tcr!
· May 13, 2019 at 8:23 pm
“There wasn’t any room for anyone else to be writing,” Waters told Rolling Stone in 1987. “There was no point in Gilmour, Mason or Wright trying to write lyrics. Because they’ll never be as good as mine. Gilmour’s lyrics are very third-rate. They always will be. And in comparison with what I do, I’m sure he’d agree.”
Sounds about right to me.
tcr!
· May 13, 2019 at 8:00 pm
When you guys pluck your eyebrows after each one do you say, “that’s what I thought!”
jimi hindrance experience
· May 13, 2019 at 8:09 pm
Mine are multi-hued brows and I only terminate the ones that have gone full out white. Which is pretty much eyebrow suicide nowadays.
jimi hindrance experience
· May 13, 2019 at 8:10 pm
This guy is a quick fix: 😎
Coops
· May 14, 2019 at 6:21 am
Just lay back in the chair and let your hairdresser handle it….it isn’t quite as malicious 🤣
tcr!
· May 14, 2019 at 8:40 am
I don’t have a hairdresser, nor any hair 😢
tcr!
· May 13, 2019 at 6:17 pm
Susan VK
· May 13, 2019 at 9:32 pm
What are you waiting for?
tcr!
· May 15, 2019 at 8:22 am
He was too pretty 🌼
Susan VK
· May 15, 2019 at 1:01 pm
🤣
tcr!
· May 12, 2019 at 5:16 pm
Audio (MP3): 20190512 - The horror of the fitted sheet
These pillows and their corresponding cases and this sheet for fitting have all been resting comfortably on my bed in a laundry cocoon for the better part of the day.
Whenever I walk into the bedroom my heart plummets. And then I walk right back out of the bedroom.
frantz
· May 12, 2019 at 6:59 pm
I have learned that bed linen laundry day is nothing short of a full cardio workout…for I am the lover of the duvet… It’s a wonderful concept that is deceiving…a simplistic idea that is nothing short of madness. The stuffing of SIX decorative pillow shams…pure torture.
tcr!
· May 12, 2019 at 7:55 pm
Decorative pillow shams! The horror!
asquared01
· May 12, 2019 at 7:24 pm
I feel you on the fitted sheet. I always get it wrong too. 😂
bsd schwarz
· May 12, 2019 at 7:32 pm
I hate making my bed but it is always worth it at the end of the day. Nevertheless……
bsd schwarz
· May 12, 2019 at 7:35 pm
Also-I pulled a crap load of dandelions yesterday. That was what was happening in my neck of the woods.
bsd schwarz
· May 12, 2019 at 7:36 pm
I like the color on your wall.
tcr!
· May 12, 2019 at 7:53 pm
Thank you! It’s my favorite bedroom color thus far
A1 Hansen
· May 12, 2019 at 8:09 pm
While you have the fitted sheet on the bed correctly, take a vibrant thread and needle. And stitch a little something on the corner or the elastic area. Pick one corner and do it to all the fitted sheets. Maybe pick a corner you will remember? It helps the sheets get done much faster, because I too have the same issue! Same with the USB things! I always pick the wrong end first
Patti66
· May 12, 2019 at 8:27 pm
I’m for quick- I use a permanent marker and put a “T” in the two top corners when the new sheets are on the bed.
Momma J
· May 12, 2019 at 11:34 pm
Good idea! I get so frustrated!
Mick MLG
· May 12, 2019 at 8:55 pm
This is why I moved …..
tcr!
· May 13, 2019 at 9:27 am
You got tired of making ya bed? I feel ya.. 😞
Borders on C
· May 12, 2019 at 10:10 pm
Pretty photo though. =)
tcr!
· May 13, 2019 at 9:26 am
Thank you! Arranging pillows for a photoshoot is far more appealing that reverse engineering the Houdini escape straitjacket pillow case riddle.
Loizzo
· May 12, 2019 at 10:44 pm
If it helps, locate the tag on the fitted sheet (assuming there is one). Once you find out which orientation is correct, burn into your memory where the corner with the tag is, then always start with that corner.
tcr!
· May 13, 2019 at 9:23 am
I had never thought of marking the corner(s) of the fitted sheet but it is a brilliant plan!
I’m envisioning a pirate map of sorts with dashes leading to a treasure chest X. Ye map noting where there be sharks, and where there be safe havens, and where there be death.
And of where be ye fastest route to sailing the seas of fitted comfort.
I’ve attached a quick mockup that’s neither my bed nor my map, but you’ll get the idea. I’m a man not a cartographer.
tcr!
· May 12, 2019 at 11:32 am
Just to put this out there, May 12th was the day Kyle Reese came back to save Sarah Connor.
tcr!
· May 12, 2019 at 7:00 am
Mothers, I made you a sign for your special day. I hope it’s filled with Columbian coffees, Peruvian pastries, and Brazilian bouquets!
☕️ 🍩 💐
PS- my marquee only has so many letters.
Irene
· May 12, 2019 at 8:12 am
What a sweetheart! Thank you
Momma J
· May 12, 2019 at 10:19 am
Thank you and love you!
tcr!
· May 12, 2019 at 11:33 am
Love you!!
jimi hindrance experience
· May 13, 2019 at 12:06 am
Try your sign with phonics. In a heavy Scottish brogue. Trill the r’s,,,even the ones that aren’t there.
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fiatlux423 · May 15, 2019 at 5:08 pm
I still have my photo you sent me
As you should!
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Meicher · May 16, 2019 at 9:37 am
My favorite flower 💚
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