· Sep 5, 2018 at 4:38 pm
Audio (MP3): 20180905 - He might be from Singapore
Guys, don’t go south on Randall Road anywhere near Route 64 in St. Charles. It’s been raining, there’s bumper-to-bumper traffic, and your life will be put on hold.
There’s also a weird cat sitting on the east sidewalk looking at me. I think he might be from Singapore. Or Elburn.
Worst still, the 7-Eleven hung up a handmade “NO LOITERING” sign. It’s in bubble letters, too. I hate bubble lettering. 😢
Read more →
· Sep 4, 2018 at 7:23 pm
Me: It annoys me that I have to trim my nails weekly yet I have to live with the same teeth for more than most of my life.
Me: Why can’t I have replacement teeth every few years and just skip the other nonsense?
Maggie: I see you’ve thought about this.
Me: Yep. It’s the molehills that kill us.
· Sep 3, 2018 at 3:01 pm
Do you ever find yourself staring at somebody’s eyebrows?
I hope not because then you would be a freak like Mellencamp.
In semi-related news I just saw three dudes picking out sheets at Target. I’d like to know how that lovestory ends.