· Apr 25, 2019 at 10:03 am
I got Maggie this Van Gogh ear eraser several months ago but she won’t use it. I don’t know why. Nobody likes it but me.
In other news, it took me about three sittings to make it through the At Eternity’s Gate movie with Willem Dafoe. It’s sad, depressing, distraught, and every other heartbreaking adjective you’d like to use.
“Head bowed, he looks like a man on a mission, though at other times he seems more like a man at prayer.”
You should watch it. If you like the emotionally wounded artist cinemas as much as I do.
Spoiler: his ear is only a minor character.
👂 #photos #vangogh
· Apr 22, 2019 at 4:38 pm
I just called my dentist and tried to cancel my appointment for tomorrow, April 30th because of my cold. I figured they wouldn’t want to be sticking their hands in my mouth.
Good thing the lady told me tomorrow is the 23rd because I had no idea what day it was.
I’m really glad I’m not in charge of launching anybody’s rockets today 🚀
· Apr 22, 2019 at 3:40 pm
Amazon says they’ll have my book ready in 72 hours but first they have to review it.
If only to be a fly on the wall while the poor minimum wage worker is reading my poetic words…
Don’t worry cats. I don’t have enough to do so I’ll go ahead and clean up your fucking puke.