· Apr 15, 2015 at 4:13 pm
It’s always weird to me when the neighbor parks her school bus in her driveway. All diagonal and shit. Seriously though, I look out the window and boom, big yellow banana bus staring me down sideways.
#photos #neighbors #schoolnews
· Apr 15, 2015 at 12:27 pm
I like how Apple refers to the iPad like it’s an authoritative lord and we’re merely minions, blessed to revel in its elegant glory.
I bet you the original version went like this:
iPad is busy, jerk
You *will* wait for iPad to finish.
Then again, maybe I don’t spend enough time interacting with people and too much time interacting with software, he said to the keyboard.
· Apr 12, 2015 at 6:38 pm
So I was just racing this Lexus on Kirk Road in the Cube… Lucky for him, he started to back down about 70. I’m pretty responsible mostly… But sometimes ya just gotta fire it up.
· Apr 11, 2015 at 9:10 pm
And then there was that one time I was 20 and in this treatment center. And then on the third day I was so angry that I went into the patient lounge and stabbed a stack of styrofoam cups with a pencil. And then nobody could have coffee until the cafeteria lady brought us more cups. And then I realized that wasn’t my finest hour. But then all the other peeps understood.
And then I needed to lay down and rest.