It’s always weird to me when the neighbor parks her school bus in her driveway. All diagonal and shit. Seriously though, I look out the window and boom, big yellow banana bus staring me down sideways.
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tcr!
· Apr 15, 2015 at 4:13 pm
It’s always weird to me when the neighbor parks her school bus in her driveway. All diagonal and shit. Seriously though, I look out the window and boom, big yellow banana bus staring me down sideways.
tcr!
· Apr 15, 2015 at 12:27 pm
I like how Apple refers to the iPad like it’s an authoritative lord and we’re merely minions, blessed to revel in its elegant glory.
I bet you the original version went like this:
iPad is busy, jerk
You *will* wait for iPad to finish.
Then again, maybe I don’t spend enough time interacting with people and too much time interacting with software, he said to the keyboard.
jimi hindrance experience
· Apr 16, 2015 at 7:49 am
une fois! did i say it une fois?
tcr!
· Apr 13, 2015 at 12:59 pm
This is looking to be pretty bad ass even if Arnold’s getting a little saggy around the cheeks and dull around the forehead.
jimi hindrance experience
· Apr 13, 2015 at 9:15 pm
and what a lot of forehead there is
tcr!
· Apr 12, 2015 at 6:38 pm
So I was just racing this Lexus on Kirk Road in the Cube… Lucky for him, he started to back down about 70. I’m pretty responsible mostly… But sometimes ya just gotta fire it up.
jimi hindrance experience
· Apr 13, 2015 at 6:56 am
oh yeah. mostly, i’m pretty, but sometimes i’m disorderly and myself. i’m always so scared after i act that way, amazed what’s inside me.
tcr!
· Apr 12, 2015 at 4:35 pm
Not sure what they’re sorting but I suspicion spices, smuggled from Springfield. They’ve been out there for at least three hours.
tcr!
· Apr 12, 2015 at 5:37 pm
Personnel has double in numbers and they are now rearranging white Post-it notes on a piece of black posterboard.
tcr!
· Apr 12, 2015 at 6:44 pm
The latest phase of the operation must be complete. The crockpot team has dwindled down to the original two tailgaters. Take special note of the mercenary in his jammy pants with the Playboy bunny print.
tcr!
· Apr 12, 2015 at 6:52 pm
So I was thinking more and I might be jerky posting this…but they’re pretty much one house over from being in front of my house. Everytime I walked into the kitchen today, I saw them and their bins and backpacks.
And they do this at least once a month.
jimi hindrance experience
· Apr 13, 2015 at 6:58 am
yikes o-rama!
tcr!
· Apr 13, 2015 at 1:07 pm
They’ve got another poster board out. And matching shirts. I can’t read the logo.
jimi hindrance experience
· Apr 13, 2015 at 9:25 pm
i think that spices are usually moved quickly in and bout burger. if it were anything worth all that work, it wouldn’t be on such bold display. ‘cept once in awhile there are idiots…
remember when some chef was mixin’ up the medicine in one of the rooms at the parkview plaza in zero-town? that took some creative and full time mischief. you could look out the window and see the police station. so someone says, yeah, this is a pretty clean affair, why don’t we do it in the road?
tcr!
· Apr 11, 2015 at 9:10 pm
And then there was that one time I was 20 and in this treatment center. And then on the third day I was so angry that I went into the patient lounge and stabbed a stack of styrofoam cups with a pencil. And then nobody could have coffee until the cafeteria lady brought us more cups. And then I realized that wasn’t my finest hour. But then all the other peeps understood.
And then I needed to lay down and rest.
jimi hindrance experience
· Apr 12, 2015 at 12:27 am
SBJ on a tricycle juggling dildoe’s!!!
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are they blocking your view of the smugglers?!?!? GODDAMIT T., TAKE ACTION!
seriously though, i have lived next door to more than one hillbilly who didn’t know better, and there was no tellin’ ‘em. grin and bear it.
Smugglers to the left of me, busers to the right.
stuck in the middle was huge again following quentin’s “reservoir dogs”.
also, i think the hillbillies i lived next door to were next door to a hillbilly.
This is all starting to remind me of the Hills in Ottumwa…
If memory serves, Leonard knocked out my dad’s front teeth and then later when he got shot my mom his nurse.
the woods is full of ‘em, my granny say.
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