Nobody here actually knows how to use a couch 👍
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tcr!
· Aug 22, 2019 at 11:01 am
Peeps, here’s your i-aint-no-psychiatrist jam for Thursday because my biggest question has always been, “what the fuck is wrong with you?”
People walking around everyday, playing games, taking scores.
Trying to make other people lose their minds.
Well, be careful. You’re gonna lose yours.
😅😐
tcr!
· Aug 21, 2019 at 10:51 am
Which astronaut was it that ate a bunch of anti-diarrhea medicine so he didn’t have to poop in space?
💩🚀🤔 #helpwanted
jimi hindrance experience
· Aug 21, 2019 at 8:15 pm
I didnt’ know the answer and couldn’t find it on the big ass web. I found some disturbing drawings of the process.
tcr!
· Aug 22, 2019 at 11:12 am
I couldn’t find it either even after googling. I do know that going into outer space can wreck havoc on the bowels and let loose the dogs of war.
Mr. Anderson
· Aug 22, 2019 at 11:29 am
Armstrong and Aldrin
https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5211851
tcr!
· Aug 22, 2019 at 12:12 pm
Apparently I don’t know how to use google 😊
fivewayrack
· Aug 22, 2019 at 2:38 pm
I know two mercury astronauts were on an open mic on the launch pad bitching about the low residue diet. “I swear if they make me eat one more God damn orange I’m going to lose it”
tcr!
· Aug 23, 2019 at 8:27 am
This dude brought himself a corned beef samich along for the trip.
Irene
· Aug 22, 2019 at 7:47 pm
Thanks!
tcr!
· Aug 21, 2019 at 10:08 am
Boss yesterday:
We should go out for lunch tomorrow.
Team:
Okay, sounds good.
Boss today:
Did you guys bring lunch? I brought mine.
I think I’m going to go back to documenting the hilarity.
tcr!
· Aug 21, 2019 at 9:17 am
For maximum efficacy, when should plasma be transfused?
jimi hindrance experience
· Aug 21, 2019 at 8:10 pm
Is this a Hg question? Are you an aging rock star? Are you now or have you ever been a vampire?
tcr!
· Aug 22, 2019 at 11:09 am
Right before a surgical procedure… 😷🔪
tcr!
· Aug 17, 2019 at 3:34 pm
fiatlux423
· Aug 17, 2019 at 3:40 pm
I just tried to let my cat sleep on me and she decided to play bite so I left and went to the grocery
Kris HB
· Aug 17, 2019 at 9:28 pm
That’s a full length CAT!!!!
tcr!
· Aug 14, 2019 at 3:44 pm
fiatlux423
· Aug 14, 2019 at 3:57 pm
This looks hazardous
tcr!
· Aug 14, 2019 at 5:48 pm
How?
keamoose
· Aug 14, 2019 at 4:55 pm
Laurie
· Aug 14, 2019 at 5:22 pm
😳 👀
Momma J
· Aug 14, 2019 at 6:44 pm
🤔
angeline35
· Aug 15, 2019 at 11:59 am
I’m with Mom :) Hmmmm
angeline35
· Aug 15, 2019 at 12:00 pm
is that a backscratcher your using to stir your paint with vs using a paint stirring stick to scratch your back?
tcr!
· Aug 15, 2019 at 5:44 pm
It’s a pasta server 😉
angeline35
· Aug 16, 2019 at 2:30 pm
Oh well shit I was way off lol :)
jenkins_arts
· Aug 15, 2019 at 6:37 pm
That’s a mighty stiff and funny looking paint brush but maybe you’re trying to apply a new Faux Finish, one sans paint…🤣
tcr!
· Aug 14, 2019 at 2:36 pm
Dano’s one of the nicest, most giving, hardest working dude I know. And he’s fun to be around. 😎
CVD
· Aug 14, 2019 at 6:45 pm
Sentiment shared
Dano
· Aug 14, 2019 at 9:44 pm
Thanks man, means a lot. You’re a great friend.
Pelletier
· Aug 15, 2019 at 3:32 pm
That’s on the marketing side of the chalkboard, right?
tcr!
· Aug 15, 2019 at 5:46 pm
It’s actually my bathroom wall. Do what you must with that information.
Pelletier
· Aug 15, 2019 at 5:46 pm
O… M… G………. hehehehehehe
Aunt Libby Q
· Sep 1, 2019 at 12:22 am
ditto
tcr!
· Aug 12, 2019 at 1:20 pm
I’m glad I finally talked to a human the fourth time I called. I would’ve seriously flipped my shit if I listened to anymore hold music.
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tism
Who the fark are these people? ^^
The modern bisexual workforce I guess
Does that mean they all have two jobs? 🤔
It means they all have zero jobs.
Oh wait. I was confusing the couch indigents with the modern hipster workforce.
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Well…. https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/11/27/bisexual-sitting-chairs-meme/
I believe couches are now called “sectionals”, so are they “bisectionals”?
Depends if they’re set up properly.
Does it have something to do with the cushions, too?
I assume there are twice as many cushions to choose from.
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landerl · Aug 23, 2019 at 10:42 am
To be fair, those couches look terribly uncomfortable.
And their placement is all wrong, too. I’d never sit with my back to someone. I’d be dead before EOD.
Kelly K · Aug 24, 2019 at 1:44 am
My thought exactly!
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These are too complicated! I would have spasms in my neck from turning my head trying to see who’s talking!
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