“why can’t i be Legolas?” what i was really thinking was, “why can’t i be Legolas, Bitch?!”

#blowupyourballs was a thing.

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I like the dinosaurs, but grizzlies sound cool too; I don’t recall seeing those ones before.

I chose socks with a hole in them this morning though, so what do I know?

I went with the pixelated strong man.

He has a terrific lil’ mustache.

Yep, I love the starred dumbbells!

How did it turn out? You gonna draw them back in with makeup?

Tattooed maybe??

my co-worker in 1958, (that’s a place, not a time) had her eyebrows tattooed on. i didn’t know and couldn’t tell the difference until her “friends” made sure i knew. i went up to her and stared and then i could tell. she wondered what i was looking at and then realized and she said, completely confident, that she was glad she did it and loved her permanent makeup. it was a great job, very natural looking. i’d say the same for the above figure, if that’s what they want.
my hair is way more salt than pepper. for that matter, it’s way more scalp than hair. elo’s hair is white, not grey. she asked me if i wanted her to dye her hair. i was surprised. it never occurred to me suggest she do something different. i think women are more aware of it than men. now my nostril hair, that’s another story. i need someone to go in there and mow.

I’ve always been somewhat vain…but as of late, I would totally do that whole laser hair removal if I could find a groupon for it.

See also…. I love the piano about 2:08.

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the painting in the background seems familiar. anyone?

Jimi, I think this might be why it’s familiar:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pretties_for_You

yeah. how’d you find that?

I typed this into Google: zappa purple walls background painting

Basically, I was just hoping somebody would be talking about this exact photo and I figured they would mention the purple walls. The first search result said: “The painting in the background was used on Alice Coopers 1st album that Frank produced. … I immediately wanted to paint my walls that zappa shade of purple.” So then I looked up Alice Cooper’s discography on Wikipedia.

i don’t know how i remember this but FZ was helpful to Alice early in Alice’s career. i think he might have produced some of the early stuff.

but i i KNOW this about the “Pretties” album: it came with a pair of ladies panties on/in the record jacket. covering the album.

You can’t get that kinda fun with buying albums on iTunes.

nope.

i like ‘em.

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