Maggie: I’m not wasting my time while you pick out Star Wars cups.

#maggie #starwars

The only notBOSS thing is that I wasn’t holding it to show you my angular technique.

I should get an award for that photo or something. Seriously.

🦋 🔪 #photos #razor

Was the NOAA-N Prime satellite really dropped on the floor?

It’s a rather disturbing image once you think about it for more than about half a second. Did it really happen? What consequences is it going to have for the mission?

[…]

Yes, it really happened.

It took place at the Lockheed Martin Space Systems factory in Sunnyvale, California. As the team was turning the satellite into a horizontal position, they found out that the twenty-four bolts that were supposed to hold it in place had been removed by a technician - and the action was never documented.

Building Steam With A Grain Of Salt by DJ Shadow

Producing

From listening to records
I just knew what to do, I mainly taught myself
And, you know, I did pretty well
Except there were a few mistakes
But um, that I made, uh
That I’ve just recently cleared up

And I’d like to just continue
To be able to express myself
As best as I can with this instrument
And I feel like I have a lot of work to do
Still, I’m a student of the drums
And I’m also a teacher of the drums too

What makes cancer tenacious? The moon rules the fluids
Including the inner juices of human beings
That which assimilates and feeds the body
So the crab feeds his astral plane
Assimilating and distributing all he receives
Slowly, until it becomes apart of you

I can fly to the strangest lands

And I would like to able to continue
To let what is inside of me
Which is, which comes from all the music that I hear
I would like for that to come out
And it’s like, it’s not really me that’s coming
The music’s coming through me
The music’s coming through me

Probably my favorite DJ of all time and definitely one of the few songs I’d take to that desert island.

#musicvideos #djshadow

Natalia must be pretty easy if she’s soliciting the whole team.

--- Original Message ---
From: Natalia
Date: August 28, 2014 at 10:57:04 AM CDT
Subject: hi there team
To: team

Hello team, my name is Anna. I'm 19 years old.

I have never written to men first, but decided to try. I hope I was not mistaken in you.

More about me you will find on link below

I'm waiting for you online

--
Natalia
Sent with Airmail

#spam #email

George Orwell: Politics and the English Language

A scrupulous writer, in every sentence that he writes, will ask himself at least four questions, thus: What am I trying to say? What words will express it? What image or idiom will make it clearer? Is this image fresh enough to have an effect? And he will probably ask himself two more: Could I put it more shortly? Have I said anything that is avoidably ugly? But you are not obliged to go to all this trouble. You can shirk it by simply throwing your mind open and letting the ready-made phrases come crowding in. The will construct your sentences for you — even think your thoughts for you, to a certain extent — and at need they will perform the important service of partially concealing your meaning even from yourself. It is at this point that the special connection between politics and the debasement of language becomes clear.

#literature

March 2014 has been the biggest month so far for articles with 103 but August 2014 is catching up with its 82 articles. I doubt if I’ll beat it though, there’s only four publishing days left. Quality though, not quantity.

This chart reminds me of a spider by the way… I love it when reports randomly produce something more than just graphs.

I have it set so each time I save an article, a copy is stored as a revision which is what the blue line represents. I still haven’t gotten around to building functionality to revert to an earlier save point but the data is there.

A dork’s work is never done.

#webdev #tcr

In an #email I read today…

In addition, per your email, these two files are provided, per your email.

If you’re ever feeling down, just pull out this picture of Tom Hanks on a swing.

#advancedsoul

Who does this?

#fail #devhell