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Bill Nye and his mom

tcr! · Mar 9, 2017 at 9:51 am

Bill Nye and his mom

Peeps, I missed this yesterday because sorting algorithms but it’s damn cute.

His Netflix show will start airing April 21st.

See also: International Women’s Day (Wiki).

#billnye

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Peeps, here’s your happy-morning photo for today

tcr! · Mar 9, 2017 at 8:47 am

your happy morning photo for today

My fortune said it’s gonna be your best day ever. Because you guys are the best!

And my 🔮 fortune app doesn’t lie.

#photos #sunrise #forsale

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Is Rey a Kenobi or a Skywalker??

tcr! · Mar 9, 2017 at 7:48 am

Rey returning Lukes lightsaber

Last night…

Me: I think Rey is related to Obi-Wan. The Kenobis haven’t had a family yet. What do you think?

Maggie: I don’t think so. I think she’s related to Luke. The whole Star Wars saga is about the Skywalkers.

Me: That’s a good point.


This morning…

Msg'ing about Reys origin

She’s quick with The Google.

My current fave speculation: Rey is Luke’s daughter and Kenobi’s granddaughter →

#starwars #maggie

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Ex Smoker Diary 3

tcr! · Mar 8, 2017 at 4:54 pm

THERES NO NICOTINE IN THESE PATCHES. NEVER GOTDAM WAS. GOTDAMIT. JUST PATCHES. A SQUARE PIECE OF GOTDAM CLEAR DUCT TAPE, RETAILING FOR $3 A POP. 👹

#nonsmoker

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Indiana Jones 5 coming in 2019

tcr! · Mar 8, 2017 at 12:44 pm

Indiana Jones 5 is Official and Arriving in 2019

Indiana Jones 5 is Official and Arriving in 2019

Almost ten years after Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull hit theaters and after years of promises and rumors and dead-ends, it’s official: Dr. Henry “Indiana” Jones, the two-fisted archaeologist with a thing for punching Nazis and recovering ancient artifacts, is returning for a fifth film due out in a little over two years.

According to an official statement on the Walt Disney Company’s website, the untitled fifth Indiana Jones movie will arrive on July 19, 2019 and the whole gang is getting back together. Harrison Ford will return as Indy, Steven Spielberg will step behind the camera once more, and Kathleen Kennedy and Frank Marshall will produce. Here’s what you need to know from that statement:

Indiana Jones will return to the big screen on July 19, 2019, for a fifth epic adventure in the blockbuster series. Steven Spielberg, who directed all four previous films, will helm the as-yet-untitled project with star Harrison Ford reprising his iconic role. Franchise veterans Kathleen Kennedy and Frank Marshall will produce.

I’m pleased that Harrison Ford is coming back and this didn’t turn into a reboot with Bradley Cooper.

With that said, Harrison is 74. I also kinda hope they call it something as simple Indiana Jones 5.

#movies #indianajones

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Mar 15, 2017 at 3:48 am

I’m looking forward to seeing Karen Allen again because “Starman”. She’s so goddam cute it oughta be against the law.

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tcr! tcr! · Mar 15, 2017 at 2:34 pm

I’m glad I can’t argue there.

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45 minutes to caramelize onions

tcr! · Mar 8, 2017 at 12:41 pm

Google's Algorithm Is Lying to You About Onions and Blaming Me for It

Google’s Algorithm Is Lying to You About Onions and Blaming Me for It

A little under five years ago, I got angry about a piece of fake information, and I decided to do something about it. I was reading a recipe in the New York Times, and the recipe told me, as many, many recipes had told me before, that it would take about 10 minutes of cooking to caramelize onions.

I knew from personal experience that this was a lie. Recipes always said it took 5 or 10 minutes to caramelize onions, and when you followed the recipes, you either got slightly cooked onions or you ended up 40 minutes behind schedule. So I caramelized some onions and recorded how long it really took—28 minutes if you cooked them as hot as possible and constantly stirred them, 45 minutes if you were sane about it—and I published those results on Slate, along with a denunciation of the false five-to-10 minute standard.

#onions #google #fail

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Just Like Heaven by The Cure

tcr! · Mar 8, 2017 at 11:05 am

Peeps, here’s your dancing-in-the-deepest-oceans Wednesday jam.

If you need a good compilation of their songs, you can’t go wrong with Galore. Robert Smith told me I HAD TO listen to it at least once a month. And then as he walked away I thought, “Why won’t you ever know that I’m in love with you?”

#musicvideos #thecure

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For scientific purposes

tcr! · Mar 8, 2017 at 9:08 am

For scientific purposes

Eugene sure loves that Kermit Kremit. Episode reference and spoilers →

#science #thewalkingdead

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Indy whip 1 & 2

tcr! · Mar 8, 2017 at 7:55 am

Indiana Jones and his whip 1 Indiana Jones and his whip 2

#animatedGIFs #indianajones

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Mar 8, 2017 at 8:29 am

T: My FB keeps f’ing up and I don’t know why. I am still all good, but I am going crazy. Not a long trip. Haven’t been this crazy so often in a long time.
I had to take a call from a patient last night:
Patient: I was in there today. They gave me a Monitor to take home. They told me “NOT to use a cell phone while I was using the Monitor.” My question for you is, “Can I use my phone for my alarm?”
Me: After mulling it over for 3 seconds, “Yeah, Go ahead and use it for your alarm.”
Patient: Can I use it for the radio?
Me: (They told you not to use the phone and you’re calling me to ask how many exceptions there are to this policy?)
What I really said is, “Well, what did they tell you again?”
There ought to be a criminal penalty for stupid questions. Whoever said there are no stupid questions has never been asked. “Should I put that fire out?”

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tcr! tcr! · Mar 8, 2017 at 8:57 am

I’m completely with ya.

We should really be given licenses from the state, federal, and international gov’mints to bullwhip the morons.

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Mar 9, 2017 at 11:17 am

lol

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BBBBBRRRRAAAAPPPP

tcr! · Mar 7, 2017 at 9:55 pm

is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim

#meanwhile #internets

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Mar 15, 2017 at 3:51 am

This is why I love you so much.

tcr! tcr! · Mar 16, 2017 at 9:14 am

that fragrance is quite noticeable 😅

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