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Tater tots on a Tombstone

tcr! · May 14, 2019 at 4:50 pm

Tater tots on a Tombstone

For those of you who are culinarily risqué, feastishly bold, for those who live on the literal edge of le chef’s knife, I have a daring cookery question for you.

Are golden tater tots allowed on a zesty pizza?

🤯🍕

I know this very well may have blown your taste budding mind, but seriously, could one great, lone master chef (me) even pull this off? At this hour?

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#photos #culinaryhero

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Hater McGhray Hater McGhray · May 14, 2019 at 5:03 pm

Flavor town

Flavor town pizza

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Raes · May 14, 2019 at 5:04 pm

Go for it

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tcr! tcr! · May 14, 2019 at 5:13 pm

In related dinner news, the Albanese gummies are ready 💪

Albanese gummies

keamoose keamoose · May 14, 2019 at 5:57 pm

cat wearing a top hat and moustache

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tcr! tcr! · May 14, 2019 at 5:44 pm

Me: A TRIUMPH.

Tater tot pizza

Tater tot pizza bite on fork

thewattsolak · May 15, 2019 at 7:28 am

See, my only real question was, is it hand food or utensil food?

tcr! tcr! · May 15, 2019 at 7:49 am

It was a goddamn free for all! Golden taters and red sauce drops and the other edible carnages resisting. Next time I’ll use mini tots and arrange more strategically. So I can use my fork since my mom makes me.

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Momma J Momma J · May 14, 2019 at 11:17 pm

No

tcr! tcr! · May 15, 2019 at 9:45 am

WHA???

Momma J Momma J · May 15, 2019 at 11:25 am

More veggies instead of potatoes!

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This is how I cucumber

tcr! · Mar 19, 2019 at 5:31 pm

This is how I cucumber

🔪🥒 #photos #culinaryhero

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Mar 19, 2019 at 5:46 pm

gdmn right choo do

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Momma J Momma J · Mar 19, 2019 at 5:53 pm

This looks very nice!

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JJania · Mar 19, 2019 at 6:02 pm

Food art.

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Irene · Mar 19, 2019 at 9:20 pm

Hey, that’s pretty neat!

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Shawneemicks · Mar 22, 2019 at 7:40 am

Imma claim at least some credit for any culinary skills you have.

tcr! tcr! · Mar 22, 2019 at 4:46 pm

I agree with that. Also, who do I have to blow to get some plates?

Shawneemicks · Mar 22, 2019 at 7:40 pm

lol I never got an answer on that!!

tcr! tcr! · Mar 22, 2019 at 10:57 pm

I’m surprised Doug didn’t raise his hand.

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Getting fancy with a cucumber

tcr! · Oct 27, 2018 at 12:37 pm

Getting fancy with a cucumber

🔪🥒 #photos #culinaryhero

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Momma J Momma J · Oct 27, 2018 at 4:30 pm

You should make some cucumber water with those beautiful slices!

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How to Assemble the Fryer

tcr! · Feb 23, 2018 at 7:26 pm

How to Assemble the Fryer

🧐 #photos #culinaryhero #tatertotmixer

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Hot Tamales for dinner

tcr! · Jan 17, 2018 at 5:34 pm

Hot Tamales for dinner

#photos #meanwhile #culinaryhero

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Potato eyes, to eat or not to eat

tcr! · Nov 15, 2017 at 7:23 pm

Audio (MP3): 20171115 - Potato eyes, to eat or not to eat

Potato murder - MP4

Peeps, I may have asked this before and I may not have. Either way I swung I’m going to ask again.

When dealing with potatoes do you cutout their little eyeballs out or do you ignore them and chow down?

I have to scrub them off myself and if they don’t scrub off I carve them out. Furthermore, if said taters are looking even the slightest bit feisty (and I’m feeling a little neurotic myself), I throw them in the microwave and nuke their starchy, tuberous asses with some electromagnetic radiation. Just like Spencer and his candy bar in the 1940s.

Sure, I can look to WikiLeaks for the answer in how digestible the potato eyes are but I like to have real-time answers from you, my peer group. I’m not really interested in what the Clintons do with their’s or that Ralph Nader listens to soft core, country rap while eating his mashes.

Anyways, as a kid I was trained there were somethings you just don’t eat. Like raw cookie dough. Or cake batter. Or potato eyeballs.

So are these still valid concerns in this modern dietary age? I don’t wanna get salamejitus.

Nobody really does.

And yes, I made the video on my iPhone.

🥔 👁 ⁉️ #videos #culinaryhero #helpwanted #diariespodcast

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Aug 6th, 2017 at 11:52:38 am

tcr! · Aug 6, 2017 at 11:52 am

I just wrote “bread flower” on my grocery list instead of “bread flour.”

Obviously shows where I spend most of my time.

#culinaryhero

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Fridge pancakes

tcr! · Mar 22, 2016 at 6:01 pm

Fridge pancakes no plate

This is how I still dinner when I’m by myself: fridge pancakes, no plate.

#photos #pancakes #culinaryhero

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