For those of you who are culinarily risqué, feastishly bold, for those who live on the literal edge of le chef’s knife, I have a daring cookery question for you.
Are golden tater tots allowed on a zesty pizza?
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I know this very well may have blown your taste budding mind, but seriously, could one great, lone master chef (me) even pull this off? At this hour?
It was a goddamn free for all! Golden taters and red sauce drops and the other edible carnages resisting. Next time I’ll use mini tots and arrange more strategically. So I can use my fork since my mom makes me.
Peeps, I may have asked this before and I may not have. Either way I swung I’m going to ask again.
When dealing with potatoes do you cutout their little eyeballs out or do you ignore them and chow down?
I have to scrub them off myself and if they don’t scrub off I carve them out. Furthermore, if said taters are looking even the slightest bit feisty (and I’m feeling a little neurotic myself), I throw them in the microwave and nuke their starchy, tuberous asses with some electromagnetic radiation. Just like Spencer and his candy bar in the 1940s.
Sure, I can look to WikiLeaks for the answer in how digestible the potato eyes are but I like to have real-time answers from you, my peer group. I’m not really interested in what the Clintons do with their’s or that Ralph Nader listens to soft core, country rap while eating his mashes.
Anyways, as a kid I was trained there were somethings you just don’t eat. Like raw cookie dough. Or cake batter. Or potato eyeballs.
So are these still valid concerns in this modern dietary age? I don’t wanna get salamejitus.
Hater McGhray · May 14, 2019 at 5:03 pm
Flavor town
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Raes · May 14, 2019 at 5:04 pm
Go for it
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tcr! · May 14, 2019 at 5:13 pm
In related dinner news, the Albanese gummies are ready 💪
keamoose · May 14, 2019 at 5:57 pm
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tcr! · May 14, 2019 at 5:44 pm
Me: A TRIUMPH.
thewattsolak · May 15, 2019 at 7:28 am
See, my only real question was, is it hand food or utensil food?
tcr! · May 15, 2019 at 7:49 am
It was a goddamn free for all! Golden taters and red sauce drops and the other edible carnages resisting. Next time I’ll use mini tots and arrange more strategically. So I can use my fork since my mom makes me.
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Momma J · May 14, 2019 at 11:17 pm
No
tcr! · May 15, 2019 at 9:45 am
WHA???
Momma J · May 15, 2019 at 11:25 am
More veggies instead of potatoes!
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