Your shoes are soooooo far away.

I do that when we drive by their storefronts.

Me! Every. Single. Time.

Good move

I take a very similar approach.

I wear my Slayer beanie

Meanwhile, my shirt…

Did you watch any of that brexit voting the last 2 days? Awesome! I had to keep reminding myself I wasn’t watching Monty Python

I tend to stay away from that kind of political melancholy but if there’s a John Cleese element I may have to partake.

Oh man, YouTube some highlights, those Brits wrote the book on this shit

You look gangsta in a Geneva suburban predominantly white upper middle class kinda way. You’re welcome

I am not good at this practice. Not only do I not just ask myself, I don’t even ask others the one question, I just assume they have already judged me negatively.

🤔 Something for me to work on…

It’s not always to change course, even more so in front of others but sometimes that’s what we got to do!

I read that as Taco of Physics. A painful reminder that I didn’t eat dinner and I should really go to sleep.

I think you have the title to your next book 🔬🌮

Thanks Don Juan for this!

😂 - hates it loves it

Well, I guess technically they’re new eyebrows.

It’s the beard in the mastache! Everything else is the same!

Good point 😊

Your Mom is right!

It’s quite likely that the traffic lights in your area do have prioritization for emergency vehicles, meaning the light turns green as they approach. Simplest solution: steal an ambulance. Or a fire truck.

I’ve always wanted an ambulance like they had in Ghostbusters 🚑 👻

Get 2

A Little cool in Wichita Falls!

I would’ve guessed it happened in Florida.

I was thinking the same thing.

My sister messaged me this same article this morning… hmmm, I strangely don’t find it all that unusual?😜

One time I was pushing the assistant manager in a shopping cart up and down the alley by our Kmart. 🛒⚡️⚡️

Years and years ago you used to move the carts around with your car and drift In the parking lots 😎😎😎

Btw side not you were always the coolest uncle

Thank you!!

I miss my little white Festiva. It was the best car for pushing carts!
🛒 🛒 🛒 🚗

Texas for the win.