IF IT’S IN THE TOMB, YOU MUST EXHUME! For Russians in the former Soviet Union a trip to the Movieland Wax Museum wasn’t in the stars; not even in the Red Stars! In fact, that was just another one of those things ‘beyond the wall’ so a trip to the Lenin Mausoleum was about as good as it got. And what a trip that was; soldiers goose-stepping around the glass box and a wrinkled old lady with legs like tree trunks at the front of the line taking off peoples’ hats and putting them in their hands… ahh yes this was the grand tour! We all think the Lenin in the tomb was wax because even though they say the glass is “filled with special gases” (CO2 in the case of Leninade) let’s face it… Lenin never planned anything beyond five years. Clearly someone got ahold of some lacquer thinner and rubbed off the Best Before Date from that glass. And now this poor little man has lost his followers and even lies just down the street from a Baskin Robbins which doesn’t even have a line outside; and here is where the Marx Brothers came to the rescue by creating a Real Soda that was red and worth standing in line for… LENINADE! Many people who once escaped from the Soviet Union, upon tasting Leninade, have overwhelmingly remarked that it is “BETTER THAN EXPECTED”; and those who prefer vodka in their potables have been known mix it with Leninade and ice to make a COMMIE KAZE. But even if you’re a teetotaler you can get tired of Russky Chai and Drink As Lenin Drank!

#videos #soda

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Cowan · Aug 24, 2020 at 9:55 pm

That looks delicious 😋 and Maggie is a great assistant!!

tcr! tcr! · Aug 24, 2020 at 10:14 pm

Thanks! She did pretty good with it being a spur of the moment taste test 😊

Cowan · Aug 24, 2020 at 10:43 pm

She was better at video than you were lol!!

tcr! tcr! · Aug 25, 2020 at 8:10 am

She was definitely cooler than I was!

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fiatlux423 · Aug 24, 2020 at 10:36 pm

Where did you get it?

tcr! tcr! · Aug 25, 2020 at 8:10 am

At the ACE hardware in Geneva of all places.

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jimi hindrance experience · Aug 25, 2020 at 4:03 am

I like it that Maggie says blood orange. It’s the right color, it looks like.

tcr! tcr! · Aug 25, 2020 at 8:11 am

Yep, she was spot on with it

When the clock does what it wants

tcr! tcr! · Jul 16, 2020 at 4:08 pm

When the clock does what it wants - MP4

#videos #timeisirrelevant #timeneverstops

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Kelly K · Jul 16, 2020 at 4:24 pm

😂

Kelly K · Jul 16, 2020 at 4:25 pm

Even your clock 🤔

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Dan G · Jul 29, 2020 at 11:27 am

needs a battery

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Momma J Momma J · Sep 17, 2020 at 8:22 pm

tcr! tcr! · Sep 18, 2020 at 8:17 am

Love it!

Jun 7th, 2020 at 6:24:35 pm

tcr! tcr! · Jun 7, 2020 at 6:24 pm

Pugs love hugs - MP4

Pugs ❤️ hugs 🤔 #videos

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jimi hindrance experience · Jun 7, 2020 at 8:13 pm

was there supposed to be sound?

tcr! tcr! · Jun 8, 2020 at 8:52 am

Yeah, but for whatever reason my phone didn’t pick it up. Basically me telling her that “she’s a good girl” and to “bring it in for a big hug.” She doesn’t like my hugs though.

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