· Apr 22, 2019 at 4:38 pm
I just called my dentist and tried to cancel my appointment for tomorrow, April 30th because of my cold. I figured they wouldn’t want to be sticking their hands in my mouth.
Good thing the lady told me tomorrow is the 23rd because I had no idea what day it was.
I’m really glad I’m not in charge of launching anybody’s rockets today 🚀
· Apr 22, 2019 at 3:40 pm
Amazon says they’ll have my book ready in 72 hours but first they have to review it.
If only to be a fly on the wall while the poor minimum wage worker is reading my poetic words…
Don’t worry cats. I don’t have enough to do so I’ll go ahead and clean up your fucking puke.
· Apr 20, 2019 at 12:45 pm
Foot of the bed proofing reading on sunny Saturday afternoon. Two pink pens: one to hi-lite and one to rewrite. All photos to be black and white, $19.99 final price.
What you doing?