Definitely better than the Rogue One movie!

You should go, take your favorite peeps.

#photos #starwars

This is why I can’t have nice things.

#photos #robotvacuum #nicethings

Life was so much simpler when I only had to choose between The Breakfast Club and St. Elmo’s Fire for my morning movie.

#thestruggleisreal

This is what I do when I’m sick and stuck inside for two and a half days: make weird music on my iPad.

The tracks aren’t in perfect time. They were recorded independently, each in one take.

#tcrmusic

#doctorfloyd #helpwanted

Audio (MP3): 20180522 - Just one can of my favorite soda

Video (MP4): 20180522 - Just one can of my favorite soda

I was telling Sara last night about the time I was in a grocery store and they had 12 packs of my favorite soda. Unfortunately I couldn’t buy just one, the man was sticking it to me (and the world) by forcing me to buy all 12.

So I did what any teenage anarchist would do. I ripped opened the box and pulled out just one can of my favorite soda.

Delighted with myself I took le single can of soda up to the checkout aisle and fetched a crisp one dollar bill from my wallet, feeling confident that would more than cover the cost.

However, when the checkout guy in his maroon apron tried to scan the barcode it failed two or three times. He then gave me a puzzled look and asked me where I had found this particular can. I told him that I got it outta a box in the soda aisle.

His bepuzzlement quickly turned to annoyance and he firmly let me know that I couldn’t do that. The cans weren’t marked for individual sale and therefore wouldn’t be in his system.

Avid readers, that was the day I learned the customer is not always right.

#soda #rebellion #videos #diariespodcast

Taking someone’s pain away can be like trying to take away their denial. You’ll never do it. They need to give it up freely.

#lettherebehope

Sara and I got the two in front. In related news, this is why I’ve gained 105 pounds in the last six months.

#photos #desserts

It may be gray and rainy outside but this guy.

#photos #flowers

Does anyone have experience making nougat? Like the chocolate nougat in the Baby Ruth candy bar?

Not that lame ass whipped shit they put in 3 Musketeers.

#candies