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Please do not move the piano

tcr! · Aug 18, 2018 at 8:08 pm

Please do not move the piano

Spotted at My Half of the Sky in Wheaton. They’ve must’ve had a problem with this. Because you don’t make a sign unless there’s a problem.

#photos #meanwhile

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Heart stickers at USPS

tcr! · Aug 18, 2018 at 3:32 pm

Heart stickers at USPS

Sometimes when I’m at the post office mailing out the diaries magazine, I leave stickers next to the other forms.

Pay it forward and all that.

#photos #usps

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Pull the pin on their grenade

tcr! · Aug 17, 2018 at 4:51 pm

Audio (MP3): 20180817 - Pull the pin on their grenade

Four days after the car wreck of Nov 1989 - 1
Four days after the car wreck of Nov 1989

And then there was that one time when I was in high school and in a car wreck. Of course I was drinking so the details are all a blur. I had huge gash on the top of my head after hitting the windshield. I would tend to believe there was enough blood to make people worry.

My friends and I are outside the car and the police are there and it’s all a big commotion. The car’s smashed, there’s broken glass, flashing lights blue and red.

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Momma J Momma J · Aug 18, 2018 at 1:51 pm

You had critical injuries and you are lucky to be alive! Unless we are talking about two different auto accidents.

tcr! tcr! · Aug 18, 2018 at 2:48 pm

I was talking about the Nov 1989 accident. I think you’re thinking of the Dec 1990 accident.

Momma J Momma J · Aug 18, 2018 at 3:27 pm

you’re right

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Momma J Momma J · Aug 18, 2018 at 3:29 pm

You have turned out just right!

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glenn.cremer glenn.cremer · Aug 22, 2018 at 8:29 am

Never did figure out why the cop returned your driver’s license to your grandmother’s the next day. He took it at the hospital because I said you weren’t able to consent to a blood test (you didn’t even know what month it was). He said that was refusal to take the test, I said whatever.

tcr! tcr! · Aug 22, 2018 at 12:37 pm

Good thing I had people like you looking out for me when I obviously wasn’t looking out for myself!

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The missing stapler video

tcr! · Aug 17, 2018 at 2:56 pm

The missing stapler video

#allislost

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Kelly K · Aug 17, 2018 at 3:01 pm

🤔

Kelly K · Aug 17, 2018 at 3:02 pm

You are the only person I use this emoji for. Take it however you need to.

tcr! tcr! · Aug 17, 2018 at 3:03 pm

I take it as a sign that I’m doing my job and doing it well.

Kelly K · Aug 17, 2018 at 3:13 pm

That is true.

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sara sara · Aug 17, 2018 at 3:12 pm

Now THAT’S a true story.

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In related, nonsensical straw news…

tcr! · Aug 17, 2018 at 2:36 pm

people will buy a reusable straw

See also: Banning plastic straws →

#environment

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tcr! tcr! · Aug 17, 2018 at 2:42 pm

Also, I know we’ve been over this before but as a refresher, you don’t microwave fish at work.

Kelly K · Aug 17, 2018 at 2:52 pm

I don’t eat fish, but I would think that one should not microwave fish anywhere… it seems unsafe for some reason. Props to the barista, btw.

I’m not discouraging the use of reusable straws (I’m on the hunt for a decent one myself), or any recycling, BUT the oceans will never be safe unless countries like China stop their horrific practices!

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Aug 17th, 2018 at 2:30:42 pm

tcr! · Aug 17, 2018 at 2:30 pm

If you use a micro-framework for your code then you get a micro amount of functionality.

#devhell #protip

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Richard · Aug 18, 2018 at 8:22 am

Ironically this comment sums up this comment.

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Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:40:55 pm

tcr! · Aug 16, 2018 at 10:40 pm

Me: he likes to eat a bunch of pills and act like an ass.

Sara: who doesn’t?

#sara

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sara sara · Aug 16, 2018 at 10:48 pm

You’re just full of lies tonight, whore.

Kelly K · Aug 17, 2018 at 1:55 am

Amen!

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Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:35:43 pm

tcr! · Aug 16, 2018 at 10:35 pm

Sara to Alexa: I’m going to punch you in the mouth, whore.

#sara #alexa

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fleming · Aug 16, 2018 at 10:36 pm

My kinda gal!!! 😂

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Richard · Aug 17, 2018 at 7:26 am

Whats going on over there?!?

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fiatlux423 · Aug 17, 2018 at 8:27 am

Alexa probably played “Tom Sawyer” by Rush. To which this is a reasonable response.

tcr! tcr! · Aug 17, 2018 at 10:44 am

Dear lord. If I ever hear Rush again…

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Coops · Aug 17, 2018 at 12:13 pm

Keep her!!!!!😂

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Momma J Momma J · Aug 17, 2018 at 6:42 pm

Go get them Sara!

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Aug 16th, 2018 at 6:26:55 pm

tcr! · Aug 16, 2018 at 6:26 pm

When you guys buy Chihuahuas online, how many do do you buy at a time?

#dogs #helpwanted

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asquared01 · Aug 16, 2018 at 6:32 pm

Adopt don’t shop!

tcr! tcr! · Aug 16, 2018 at 10:19 pm

I wouldn’t really buy a dog online 😉

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Bob C · Aug 16, 2018 at 6:33 pm

A dozen….. Oh wait that’s tacos

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Hater McGhray Hater McGhray · Aug 16, 2018 at 6:51 pm

You should get them from a breeder

Hater McGhray Hater McGhray · Aug 16, 2018 at 6:55 pm

I’m just kidding. You should forget the dogs and just get tacos.

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Kelly K · Aug 16, 2018 at 6:54 pm

This is not going to go well. 🙄🤔

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Momma J Momma J · Aug 16, 2018 at 6:59 pm

None for me thank you very much

fiatlux423 · Aug 16, 2018 at 8:59 pm

same

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fiatlux423 · Aug 16, 2018 at 7:06 pm

Buy a real dog.

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Aug 16, 2018 at 8:55 pm

When you go for that economy pak the ones at the bottom are just crumbs. Just sayin’.

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tcr! tcr! · Aug 16, 2018 at 10:20 pm

I always wanted a flock of chihuahuas. With capes of red and blue. But not gold. Gold capes are the worst.

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prokop · Aug 16, 2018 at 10:25 pm

Do the capes say anything?

tcr! tcr! · Aug 17, 2018 at 10:42 am

No, they just have the fringe and all that. I think one has a lightning bolt.

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debbie · Aug 16, 2018 at 11:32 pm

A dozen!!!!!

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diaries for July 2018 - now shipping!

tcr! · Aug 16, 2018 at 10:12 am

diaries for July 2018

I like to put stickers on the envelops. 💝

#photos #diariesmagazine #forsale

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Kelly K · Aug 17, 2018 at 11:33 pm

I got mine today. I scoured it to see if the picture of the mango dragonfruit drink was in it, but it wasn’t ☚ī¸

Kelly K · Aug 17, 2018 at 11:33 pm

Otherwise, excellent!

tcr! tcr! · Aug 18, 2018 at 2:51 pm

The dragonfruit was in the June issue 😊

Kelly K · Aug 18, 2018 at 3:36 pm

Oh. I missed it! I will go back & look for it!

Kelly K · Aug 18, 2018 at 3:44 pm

I found it! Nice 😉

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Momma J Momma J · Aug 18, 2018 at 1:35 pm

Hopefully I’ll get mine today!

tcr! tcr! · Aug 18, 2018 at 2:49 pm

USPS says Monday đŸ˜ĸ

Momma J Momma J · Aug 18, 2018 at 3:26 pm

thanks!

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