yes

yes

No wonder it’s taking you so long to pack! 😂

Yes. Because believe it or not…I find myself lacking a pencil sharpener at the weirdest times.

The real question for me would be - why not

Based on the answers so far I’m keeping General’s sharpener 👍

The answer came to me through Stella. The answer, of course, is of course.

KEEP!!!

I think you need to return it to the rightful owner, the General. Come on, do the right thing.

beautiful

Yes yes yes yes. I hear you.

If only I could put how I feel into words like you do.

Seems crazy at first, but then thought provoking, my head can relate.

In follow-up news, I woke up with this. Apparently I offended the cat sometime in middle of the night.

No wonder we’re in the same tribe! 🤣

I had my suspicions 😉

I’m sure I would like both equally well!

Me too!

I have learned that bed linen laundry day is nothing short of a full cardio workout…for I am the lover of the duvet… It’s a wonderful concept that is deceiving…a simplistic idea that is nothing short of madness. The stuffing of SIX decorative pillow shams…pure torture.

Decorative pillow shams! The horror!

I feel you on the fitted sheet. I always get it wrong too. 😂

I hate making my bed but it is always worth it at the end of the day. Nevertheless……

Also-I pulled a crap load of dandelions yesterday. That was what was happening in my neck of the woods.

I like the color on your wall.

Thank you! It’s my favorite bedroom color thus far

While you have the fitted sheet on the bed correctly, take a vibrant thread and needle. And stitch a little something on the corner or the elastic area. Pick one corner and do it to all the fitted sheets. Maybe pick a corner you will remember? It helps the sheets get done much faster, because I too have the same issue! Same with the USB things! I always pick the wrong end first

I’m for quick- I use a permanent marker and put a “T” in the two top corners when the new sheets are on the bed.

Good idea! I get so frustrated!

This is why I moved …..

You got tired of making ya bed? I feel ya.. 😞

Pretty photo though. =)

Thank you! Arranging pillows for a photoshoot is far more appealing that reverse engineering the Houdini escape straitjacket pillow case riddle.

If it helps, locate the tag on the fitted sheet (assuming there is one). Once you find out which orientation is correct, burn into your memory where the corner with the tag is, then always start with that corner.

I had never thought of marking the corner(s) of the fitted sheet but it is a brilliant plan!

I’m envisioning a pirate map of sorts with dashes leading to a treasure chest X. Ye map noting where there be sharks, and where there be safe havens, and where there be death.

And of where be ye fastest route to sailing the seas of fitted comfort.

I’ve attached a quick mockup that’s neither my bed nor my map, but you’ll get the idea. I’m a man not a cartographer.

Yes.

Nope. Never. Not even once. 🤔

Are you sure you’re being rigorously honest?

So rigorously honest, it hurts.

Besides, now that you brought it to my attention, if I were to think about it, I’d be grateful for those knobs because they do change my life in a small way. As you may know, I get very cranky if too cold or too hot, so those little knobs can make my world a happier place.

Maybe you can get an ordinance against cupboards. What if you start calling it a cabinet instead? Maybe it will confuse the coffee. But then maybe the coffee will attack the floor. Idk sir. Can you hire a consultant?

Was it the same coffee drip, or did you clean up the first one, and this is another drip?

“Did he clean up the first one?!” We’re talking about TCR, right?

Maybe you need to move your coffee maker back or just stop spilling coffee. You use a French press, right?

when you stop drinking coffee

😅

😆❤️!

That is so funny, I just finally whittled down the last of my early 2000’s block of Parmesan last week!

They last a goddamn lifetime 🙄

I guess keep using it as long as it doesn’t have any fuzz on it.!?

Even if it has fuzz, it is mold anyway 🙃

Don’t ask you may not like the answer

Shop local family owned stores. Buy American. Happy New Year.

Jimi C I do buy American. I support our local stores and restaurants but sometimes you just got to buy cat food, cat litter, personal deodorant and little almond joy candy bars. Target based in good old Minnesota. Happy 2019!

Buying American isn’t an easy thing to do. I’d didn’t research but I’d wager that any smart phone built today was built overseas with foreign parts.

oh, i know.. I’m sure my shirt was made by some marginalized wage slave in the pacific rim.. ..but f!@# him, I’m comfortable and look good, thats all that counts.

You don’t have to buy that stuff

tcr u r probably right but the fact you pay attention to what’s out there is a big part. Like knowing where you food comes from.

thanks Capt. Obvious

Jimi C sarcasm noted. Man, it is really beautiful out today

I love Target.

Me, too! I’ve been in here 5 time since Christmas. That should be reason enough to give me my own Target frequency communications device! 🎉

Video (MP4): robert downey eyeroll

Shop local

Are you saying that I should exclusively shop at local stores?

shopping Local is tough. Not many places have everything. Plus Blue Goose is over priced.

Brick and mortar are a dying breed. Don’t make them extinct.

Brick and mortar is a cool store but very expensive. Also, what if you need batteries, zip ties, plastic cups, light bulbs, a frozen pizza, kiwis, a lantern, 3 tennis balls, a wedding card and a puzzle of a lake setting?

ALDI!!! Half the price of Target 😉

I love Aldi but you can’t always count on them having specific items. 😢

Very true. I try to make them my first stop - get what I can there. Then head to Meijer or Jewel or Target.

Check out at customer service.

How about just being patient.

Nah 😉

I’m surprised, there is so often someone standing there watching the checkouts and calling cashiers up or taking a register themselves. I wonder if they were understaffed or having a rush and already had everybody up front? I’ve rarely had to wait in a long line at that Target. Sorry you had to!

Until you have worked at Target, you don’t understand that there are employees that are Cashiers only. They are timed on how quickly they check you out. This is often something they have no control over but is their ultimate goal. Everyone who works for Target is trained on the cash registers and stop whatever they are doing unless they were with a guest to head up front. Target wants you to enjoy your shopping experience and does everything they can to make it that way. Hope you can learn a little more patience and empathy. What are you in such a hurry about???

Sheman like you’ve never been impatient & in a hurry ? I have been in Target before where there are 3 lanes out of 30, open. Like really?! Why so many registers if they never get used?

Sheman last I checked, I’m the customer. I don’t care what responsibilities the cashiers or any other employee has. Waiting 17 minutes to check out with one item is total BS. No matter how you look at it, my time is valuable to me and if I continue to have to wait that long to check out, I’ll go to another store. The Wheaton store has you in line and out the door in less than 5 minutes no matter the time or day.

How about just fixing that horrible parking lot?

MBF I’ve only lived here a few years and have often wondered if a seismic event happened in that parking lot. It is The. Worst.

They pay the employees poor wages.

jRitter seriously. When i was 17-22 I was not making a ton either. Target is a starter job - and if u don’t want to work - then don’t. So sick of hearing how poorly the pay is.

They can’t keep help. YOU millennials are lazy. … keep scrolling.

Seriously. I am 48 with a Corp career. Worked my ass off as a teen & young adult. Who are u calling a millennial?!?!!!

So it really about you ?? Who would have thought 🤔

Get over it already. Seriously. I am far from a millennial. My point was,,,,, that these kids won’t work for anything. Hence, why Target can’t keep employees - because they (the employees) expect more.

Oh wow, she has a Corp. career, no wonder she can’t wait.

O brother. Really? Job - career. Does it make a diff??? U obviously missed my point. So go back to watching the ball drop 🙄

I’m watching you back track and drop the corporate ball. Have a good evening. And maybe some more wine 🍷🍷

SStroh, you’re the one that referred to your Corp. Career, not me. I’m surprised you shop at Target. You sound more like a Von Maur kinda gal. No waiting in line like the rest of us peasants.

jRitter… I’m seriously concerned over the allergic reaction to working hard for a paycheck. That was my initial point. Didn’t mean to offend the lazy asses of the world. 😎✌️

grace b… I refer to it as such because I have worked hard for the same company for 18 years. Trust me - ain’t no millionaires living in my house. We work hard to get through each week. Raising kids and paying for their dreams isn’t an easy task. It baffles me how both of u missed my point. But, whatever. And yes, I enjoyed my glass of wine. Happy fucking New Year.

Let’s review your point, you don’t like to stand in line because you have a Corporate career and you think you’re special.

I’m so over you. 🙄 Happy New Year.

Ladies…
Fighting is not becoming of either of you!
😳😬✌️❤️🤙
Happy New Year!!

Video (MP4): that escalator

You’re not kidding!! 17 minutes to buy one thing today!! It’s nuts!! At least add a self checkout or a quick lane.

gentile, right?!?!

It’s silly that they can’t streamline it! It’s not that hard!

Come to Batavia…besides having lots of registers open they also have self checkout. I think STC only ever has one or two registers open!

Was at IKEA in Bolingbrook 1/2 hour before closing. Only 2!!

They never have enough cashiers!

Holiday clearance was marked down to 90% so it was busy today… plus understaffed because it’s technically not holiday season anymore.

Try shopping at a Walmart..lmao!!😂🤣😅😁😂🤣

Does anyone know if this location is due for a remodel soon!!?? I can never find something even when it says they have it available 🤷‍♀️ hoping they get an update soon… the newer or remodeled stores look so nice 👍🏻

Just to stick my two cents in….. I try NOT to use the self check out lines. I feel like if you stand in a longer line they will take the hint, get rid of the self check outs and hire more people?

Saint Charles store isn’t remodeled so there are no self check outs.

Hope they keep it that way 😁

That’s nice in theory but I truly don’t think it works like that…

Wishful thinking 😕

Holy crap, are we still on Target? Wow!

At least they’ve backed off the hard push for the Target Red Card…unless they just stopped asking me because I bitched so much 😊

Just to put this out there, my original post had nothing to do with the cashiers themselves, or how hard they work, or how much money they’re paid.

It was slight jab in an obviously joking way directed at the management team for not paying attention to how many people were waiting in line, while I was in fact waiting in line at that particular Target.

If you missed that I was poking fun at Target management in the original post maybe you need to slow down a little when on social media. Not every post is a cause you need to take up arms about. No cashiers needed defending in my post.

Also, my post was not without warrant. I’m in there several times a month and most times they have 2-3 checkout aisles open even though there are 20+ available stalls. Or whatever they call them. And they don’t even have an express lane any more.

Yes, I was short on patience because I was hussling to a NYE party with three last minute items but then had to wait for sheer minutes (minutes I tell ya!) behind Aunt Loretta (and her cart full of her own NYE party favors) before the “who is responding” came over the loud speaker.

The good news is that I’m in a tense bidding war with a man from Argentina for an actual Target walkie-talkie. If you don’t hear back from me it’s because I spent my daughter’s tuition for naught.

See you all in Target. 😉

Happy flipping New Year!