· Sep 26, 2022 at 5:30 pm
I could easily shave 10-15 minutes off my dentist appointments if I stopped asking them questions, having friendly banner.
Example: have the police ever came into the office requesting x-rays to help solve a case?
Today’s answer was, “not since I’ve worked here but I hope they do.”
I also let the dentist and tech (Stephen and Bryn) know that going to the dentist was similar to going to the tattoo shop in that I’m sitting in a chair while someone leans over me with a sharp electric utensil.
And that led into a whole other conversation about how the tech’s brother got his girlfriend Erica’s name tattooed on his wrist. And then they broke up so Bryn suggested to him to get “Am” in front of “Erica”
Because America 🇺🇸
#dental #tattoos #thestruggleisreal
· Dec 13, 2020 at 3:08 pm
Sometimes I’m driving and I got nowhere in particular to be and no particular time to get there.
But then some dude with reindeer antlers on his car is driving 10 miles an hour slower than the rest of the whole world.
And then I just wanna rip the antlers off his car and pound the roof of his car with them.
How are you?
· Oct 28, 2020 at 9:40 pm
About the only kind of exercise I’m getting these last few weeks is walking around my house. Walking to my office chair. Walking to the fridge. Walking to the couch. Ad infinitum.
Needless to say I’ve gained 80 100 pounds in my gut alone. Apparently that’s my calorie piggy bank or something.
So with all that said, I’ve been using my rowing machine the last several nights or so. I can feel it in my arms. Feel it in my shoulders and back. Feel it in my legs and even my temples.
I feel it all over. Except in my stomach. My stomach is like, “well, I could eat 🤚”
· Oct 4, 2020 at 3:32 pm
I’m watching Bear Grylls on this Sunday afternoon. He’s wandering around in the Australia outback. He’s been out there a couple of hours. “Well, I guess I’ll have to drink my own pee.”
All I can think is, “dude…it’s not even lunch time you’re already resorting to this?!” 😳 Seriously, the episode has been on for 8 minutes 28 seconds.