I am. So sick. Of Eating. Carrots. 🥕😅 😐
💖
💖
New to the site? Create an account →
tcr!
· Aug 6, 2019 at 8:35 am
I think the real question is if I should keep the General’s All Art pencil sharpener 🤔
tism
· Aug 6, 2019 at 8:40 am
yes
Richard
· Aug 6, 2019 at 8:44 am
yes
Hater McGhray
· Aug 6, 2019 at 9:06 am
No wonder it’s taking you so long to pack! 😂
Karly
· Aug 6, 2019 at 9:16 am
Yes. Because believe it or not…I find myself lacking a pencil sharpener at the weirdest times.
Momma J
· Aug 6, 2019 at 10:51 am
The real question for me would be - why not
tcr!
· Aug 6, 2019 at 1:05 pm
Based on the answers so far I’m keeping General’s sharpener 👍
jimi hindrance experience
· Aug 6, 2019 at 1:23 pm
The answer came to me through Stella. The answer, of course, is of course.
Pelletier
· Aug 6, 2019 at 2:25 pm
KEEP!!!
teresels
· Aug 7, 2019 at 7:56 am
I think you need to return it to the rightful owner, the General. Come on, do the right thing.
tcr!
· Jun 25, 2019 at 1:12 am
I struggle in life more than I’d like to admit. I get frustrated when I need to tie my shoes. I’m restless just living.
I do better when I’m around people but am prone to isolate. I never think about drinking anymore but will make myself sick on licorice.
If I don’t have a big art project in the works I don’t feel complete. I’ll often burn through months building and then burn myself out with the pens and the paints. Then I’ll only want to play video games for weeks on end.
I brush my teeth two to three times a day and then rinse with peroxide. And then use my water pick with three fingers of alcoholic mouthwash in the reservoir. I’m interested in thoroughness.
I don’t like that I can never get the fan oscillation just right and will often wonder what I’m supposed to be doing in life. Because so far I feel like I get really close but the finish line is for those other guys.
It’s like practicing for a play, memorizing all the lines, rehearsing every morning, afternoon, and night. And then when the curtains open only a few people have shown up.
I put on Ludovico or Baroque so I can listen while falling asleep. Then I won’t think and will drift off to soothing piano keys and calming violins.
But I think anyway. I write notes like these in my phone. Sometimes they’re spiritual and fruity. Other times they’re not. The fan blows so loud I can’t hear the music.
And then the cat jumps on me and I get up and brush my teeth again.
I’m not even kidding.
lovers.of.catsworld
· Jun 25, 2019 at 1:24 am
beautiful
thewattsolak
· Jun 25, 2019 at 6:00 am
Yes yes yes yes. I hear you.
fivewayrack
· Jun 25, 2019 at 6:37 am
If only I could put how I feel into words like you do.
Botsford
· Jun 25, 2019 at 9:35 am
Seems crazy at first, but then thought provoking, my head can relate.
tcr!
· Jun 25, 2019 at 4:39 pm
In follow-up news, I woke up with this. Apparently I offended the cat sometime in middle of the night.
whittaker7221
· Jun 25, 2019 at 4:55 pm
No wonder we’re in the same tribe! 🤣
tcr!
· Jun 26, 2019 at 7:34 am
I had my suspicions 😉
tcr!
· May 29, 2019 at 9:11 pm
Momma J
· May 30, 2019 at 11:40 am
I’m sure I would like both equally well!
Sammons
· May 30, 2019 at 1:12 pm
Me too!
tcr!
· May 12, 2019 at 5:16 pm
These pillows and their corresponding cases and this sheet for fitting have all been resting comfortably on my bed in a laundry cocoon for the better part of the day.
Whenever I walk into the bedroom my heart plummets. And then I walk right back out of the bedroom.
Because I never know which corner to start with the fitted sheet. And it really doesn’t matter anyway. Whichever corner I choose is wrong. Then I spend the next half day twisting round and round what feels like a linen Rubik’s cube. But there are no colored squares to guide you. No YouTube master patterns to follow.
I don’t even bother with the top sheet anymore either. That’d be one more key tumbler for me to fumble with in a lock of woven madness.
All the while both cats are sitting in feline bemusement, or quite possibly in feline judgment. They have no thumbs to help, only fur to shed on a clothesline fresh comforter.
And then the pillow stuffing. I feel like Real Trump must have when he had to stuff all those jumbo, pinto quesadillos into that supersize Taco Bell sack on Cinco de Mayo of 2018.
Don’t get me wrong. I love my pillow forts as much as Abed and Troy but when will this laundress lunacy ever end? And there’s two more pillows off camera. Because five pillows is the minimum requirement for entry.
So I guess this is what’s really been happening in my Geneva house, this Sunday, this Twelfth of May.
How are you guys?
frantz
· May 12, 2019 at 6:59 pm
I have learned that bed linen laundry day is nothing short of a full cardio workout…for I am the lover of the duvet… It’s a wonderful concept that is deceiving…a simplistic idea that is nothing short of madness. The stuffing of SIX decorative pillow shams…pure torture.
tcr!
· May 12, 2019 at 7:55 pm
Decorative pillow shams! The horror!
asquared01
· May 12, 2019 at 7:24 pm
I feel you on the fitted sheet. I always get it wrong too. 😂
bsd schwarz
· May 12, 2019 at 7:32 pm
I hate making my bed but it is always worth it at the end of the day. Nevertheless……
bsd schwarz
· May 12, 2019 at 7:35 pm
Also-I pulled a crap load of dandelions yesterday. That was what was happening in my neck of the woods.
bsd schwarz
· May 12, 2019 at 7:36 pm
I like the color on your wall.
tcr!
· May 12, 2019 at 7:53 pm
Thank you! It’s my favorite bedroom color thus far
A1 Hansen
· May 12, 2019 at 8:09 pm
While you have the fitted sheet on the bed correctly, take a vibrant thread and needle. And stitch a little something on the corner or the elastic area. Pick one corner and do it to all the fitted sheets. Maybe pick a corner you will remember? It helps the sheets get done much faster, because I too have the same issue! Same with the USB things! I always pick the wrong end first
Patti66
· May 12, 2019 at 8:27 pm
I’m for quick- I use a permanent marker and put a “T” in the two top corners when the new sheets are on the bed.
Momma J
· May 12, 2019 at 11:34 pm
Good idea! I get so frustrated!
Mick MLG
· May 12, 2019 at 8:55 pm
This is why I moved …..
tcr!
· May 13, 2019 at 9:27 am
You got tired of making ya bed? I feel ya.. 😞
Borders on C
· May 12, 2019 at 10:10 pm
Pretty photo though. =)
tcr!
· May 13, 2019 at 9:26 am
Thank you! Arranging pillows for a photoshoot is far more appealing that reverse engineering the Houdini escape straitjacket pillow case riddle.
Loizzo
· May 12, 2019 at 10:44 pm
If it helps, locate the tag on the fitted sheet (assuming there is one). Once you find out which orientation is correct, burn into your memory where the corner with the tag is, then always start with that corner.
tcr!
· May 13, 2019 at 9:23 am
I had never thought of marking the corner(s) of the fitted sheet but it is a brilliant plan!
I’m envisioning a pirate map of sorts with dashes leading to a treasure chest X. Ye map noting where there be sharks, and where there be safe havens, and where there be death.
And of where be ye fastest route to sailing the seas of fitted comfort.
I’ve attached a quick mockup that’s neither my bed nor my map, but you’ll get the idea. I’m a man not a cartographer.
tcr!
· May 5, 2019 at 11:08 am
Do you ever feel like your turn signal is too loud so then you just turn it off?
tcr!
· May 1, 2019 at 8:47 am
Do you ever go to turn the the dials on your dashboard and then think to yourself, “I can’t do anything with these. Changing them isn’t go to make my life any better. It’s not going to solve any of my struggles, ease any of my pain. It’s going to do absolutely nothing for me if I twist anything here.”
I thought so.
Kelly K
· May 1, 2019 at 11:11 pm
Nope. Never. Not even once. 🤔
tcr!
· May 2, 2019 at 6:56 am
Are you sure you’re being rigorously honest?
Kelly K
· May 2, 2019 at 10:01 am
So rigorously honest, it hurts.
Kelly K
· May 2, 2019 at 10:04 am
Besides, now that you brought it to my attention, if I were to think about it, I’d be grateful for those knobs because they do change my life in a small way. As you may know, I get very cranky if too cold or too hot, so those little knobs can make my world a happier place.
tcr!
· Apr 2, 2019 at 8:36 am
I just turned on my left blinker and the windshield wipers start wiping. There was washer fluid everywhere. I barely made my left turn.
This is why I don’t everything.
tcr!
· Feb 10, 2019 at 10:43 am
I saw a coffee drip on my white cupboard a few days back. A few minutes ago I noticed it again.
When will this shit stop happening??
sveagrabarek
· Feb 10, 2019 at 12:26 pm
Maybe you can get an ordinance against cupboards. What if you start calling it a cabinet instead? Maybe it will confuse the coffee. But then maybe the coffee will attack the floor. Idk sir. Can you hire a consultant?
Kelly K
· Feb 10, 2019 at 12:41 pm
Was it the same coffee drip, or did you clean up the first one, and this is another drip?
jimi hindrance experience
· Feb 10, 2019 at 4:37 pm
“Did he clean up the first one?!” We’re talking about TCR, right?
fiatlux423
· Feb 10, 2019 at 1:41 pm
Maybe you need to move your coffee maker back or just stop spilling coffee. You use a French press, right?
vazooo1
· Feb 11, 2019 at 5:37 pm
when you stop drinking coffee
tcr!
· Feb 11, 2019 at 9:41 pm
😅
tcr!
· Jan 21, 2019 at 6:17 pm
How long does parmesan cheese last for fuck’s sake?
I’ve been whittling on this block since the early 2000s and yet here we are.
threecrates
· Jan 21, 2019 at 6:49 pm
😆❤️!
heather
· Jan 21, 2019 at 8:01 pm
That is so funny, I just finally whittled down the last of my early 2000’s block of Parmesan last week!
tcr!
· Jan 21, 2019 at 8:58 pm
They last a goddamn lifetime 🙄
Irene
· Jan 22, 2019 at 11:09 am
I guess keep using it as long as it doesn’t have any fuzz on it.!?
domo vitek
· Jan 22, 2019 at 1:28 pm
Even if it has fuzz, it is mold anyway 🙃
chrisrich
· Jan 22, 2019 at 8:54 pm
Don’t ask you may not like the answer
Older → Page 1 of 13 Page 3 → Page 5 → Page 7 → Page 9 → Page 11 → Page 13
Have you tried candied carrots - they are excellent!
Reply
Post
Laurie · Sep 17, 2019 at 10:44 am
Why so many carrots?
Reply
Post
Stacie T · Sep 17, 2019 at 11:07 am
But on the other hand, I’m sure your eyesight is impeccable! 😂
Reply
Post
Irene · Sep 17, 2019 at 11:32 am
Then stop eating them😂😄🙄
Reply
Post
Kris · Sep 17, 2019 at 2:04 pm
Have some celery dude
Reply
Post
NO! Whatever you do…DO NOT EAT CELERY.
Reply
Post
Laurie · Sep 17, 2019 at 3:56 pm
Rainbow carrots
Reply
Post
Raes · Sep 17, 2019 at 4:21 pm
Add ranch
Reply
Post
Is someone forcing you to eat carrots? Blink twice for yes.
Reply
Post
DeVoe · Sep 17, 2019 at 6:13 pm
Cook them different ways😀
Reply
Post
Kelly K · Sep 18, 2019 at 8:59 pm
Give them to Chewie & Angel! They love them!
Reply
Post
lisa8 · Sep 18, 2019 at 10:05 pm
Jack would love some of your carrots! He will take em off your hands Travis!
Reply
Post
Ritter Parcel · Sep 19, 2019 at 6:18 am
So stop it
Reply
Post