Stupid Christmas tree keeps drinking all the water. Like I ain’t got enough shit to do.
So now I’m the Christmas tree maid.
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tcr!
· Dec 14, 2020 at 5:00 pm
Stupid Christmas tree keeps drinking all the water. Like I ain’t got enough shit to do.
So now I’m the Christmas tree maid.
tcr!
· Dec 13, 2020 at 3:08 pm
Sometimes I’m driving and I got nowhere in particular to be and no particular time to get there.
But then some dude with reindeer antlers on his car is driving 10 miles an hour slower than the rest of the whole world.
And then I just wanna rip the antlers off his car and pound the roof of his car with them.
How are you?
Karly
· Dec 13, 2020 at 3:11 pm
That’s sounds about right for 2020.
tcr!
· Dec 13, 2020 at 3:16 pm
Yeah, maybe quarantine is catching up to me.
Karly
· Dec 13, 2020 at 3:17 pm
It caught up to me a couple of weeks ago.
JJania
· Dec 13, 2020 at 3:29 pm
tcr!
· Dec 13, 2020 at 3:52 pm
Pretty much 😊
tism
· Dec 13, 2020 at 4:24 pm
Sometimes I want to dress in a full body Kevlar suit and helmet. Collect a sack of baseball bats and methodically make my way through town smashing every window in sight until I collapse, breathless and huddled on the ground in a sweaty, cursing heap. Is that what you mean? 😜
keamoose
· Dec 13, 2020 at 6:08 pm
🤔
jimi hindrance experience
· Dec 13, 2020 at 4:53 pm
You know me. On my good days I want to be Albert Schweitzer. On my bad days Dirty Harry. Then there’s the days when I want to be Hannibal…
tcr!
· Dec 13, 2020 at 6:51 pm
I know what you’re thinking. Did I have six shots or only five?
jimi hindrance experience
· Dec 13, 2020 at 6:51 pm
😎
franh
· Dec 13, 2020 at 5:44 pm
Like when I’m driving down Burlington Rd on my way to Genoa when some jackass is doing 65 when clearly can be doing 80
tcr!
· Dec 13, 2020 at 6:52 pm
See that’s the thing. I want people just to move with the flow of traffic. Otherwise their little constipations holding up the works.
fiatlux423
· Dec 13, 2020 at 5:53 pm
Did he have a Rudolph nose on the front? That shit is the worst
tcr!
· Dec 13, 2020 at 6:52 pm
He has a red bow on his front grill. In another life I would’ve lit it on fire.
fiatlux423
· Dec 13, 2020 at 9:58 pm
Honestly the bow isn’t quite as bad as the nose. A wreath is more acceptable. It’s all pretty tacky though.
fiatlux423
· Dec 14, 2020 at 9:07 am
I saw a guy who had snowmen instead of antlers 😬
tcr!
· Dec 14, 2020 at 4:33 pm
But were they abominable snowman?
fiatlux423
· Dec 14, 2020 at 5:34 pm
Would be cooler if they were
tcr!
· Oct 28, 2020 at 9:40 pm
About the only kind of exercise I’m getting these last few weeks is walking around my house. Walking to my office chair. Walking to the fridge. Walking to the couch. Ad infinitum.
Needless to say I’ve gained 80 100 pounds in my gut alone. Apparently that’s my calorie piggy panel or something.
So with all that said, I’ve been using my rowing machine the last several nights or so. I can feel it in my arms. Feel it in my shoulders and back. Feel it in my legs and even my temples.
I feel it all over. Except in my stomach. My stomach is like, “well, I could eat 🤚”
threecrates
· Oct 28, 2020 at 10:06 pm
Let’s ride bikes!
tcr!
· Oct 30, 2020 at 6:36 pm
Hell, I’d never be able to keep up with you! 🚲
Momma J
· Oct 28, 2020 at 11:00 pm
You crack me up!
Cowan
· Oct 29, 2020 at 12:46 am
tcr!
· Oct 4, 2020 at 3:32 pm
I’m watching Bear Grylls on this Sunday afternoon. He’s wandering around in the Australia outback. He’s been out there a couple of hours. “Well, I guess I’ll have to drink my own pee.”
All I can think is, “dude…it’s not even lunch time you’re already resorting to this?!” 😳 Seriously, the episode has been on for 8 minutes 28 seconds.
tcr!
· Oct 4, 2020 at 3:35 pm
“And if I just pee’d on the ground, that’s all those fluids wasted.” 🐻
tcr!
· Oct 4, 2020 at 3:36 pm
“It’s warm and salty and horrible.”
tcr!
· Oct 4, 2020 at 3:39 pm
He’s drinking his own piss and wearing his underwear on his head 🧐
Momma J
· Oct 4, 2020 at 6:39 pm
He is a sick man
jimi hindrance experience
· Oct 5, 2020 at 12:28 pm
I loved this guy
keamoose
· Oct 4, 2020 at 3:42 pm
That sounds like he’s just looking for an excuse.
jimi hindrance experience
· Oct 4, 2020 at 3:54 pm
fiatlux423
· Oct 5, 2020 at 8:01 am
Is this real? Or is this a Travis story?
tcr!
· Oct 11, 2020 at 9:40 am
One hundred percent true story — Man vs. Wild, S1E13.
fiatlux423
· Oct 11, 2020 at 10:25 am
🤣😭
tcr!
· Sep 26, 2020 at 10:33 am
I knew I was getting old when I put on my glasses to tie my shoes.
JJania
· Sep 26, 2020 at 10:37 am
Wait till you need them to find your shoes 👞
Kelly K
· Sep 26, 2020 at 11:08 am
The struggle is real!
prokop
· Sep 26, 2020 at 2:40 pm
I have 3 pair of glasses on my dining room table right now 😎
weddle
· Sep 26, 2020 at 4:24 pm
I had to do that to clip my nails! I kept thinking when did this happen?!
Botsford
· Sep 26, 2020 at 4:25 pm
I can’t even find the shoes without mine!
franh
· Sep 26, 2020 at 7:49 pm
Time for slip ons
annekothe
· Sep 27, 2020 at 3:11 pm
Ugh I can so relate
tcr!
· Sep 11, 2020 at 8:43 am
I don’t know how often I say to the cats…
What the fuck are you doing??
But it’s a lot.
fiatlux423
· Sep 11, 2020 at 8:53 am
I say that to myself all the time
Momma J
· Sep 11, 2020 at 9:17 am
I say that under my breath quite frequently these days
tam.the.terrible
· Sep 11, 2020 at 9:19 am
RR Overstreet
· Sep 11, 2020 at 3:45 pm
I say that a lot… And not to cats!! Lol
tcr!
· Jul 24, 2020 at 10:48 am
Kris
· Jul 25, 2020 at 9:00 am
Say hi to Radar
Momma J
· Jul 27, 2020 at 3:55 pm
Is this behind your father’s house?
tcr!
· Jul 27, 2020 at 5:48 pm
Yep. They tore the old Pickwick school down and are building a brand new thing. Or just making noise.
Momma J
· Jul 27, 2020 at 8:47 pm
Sad - out with the old, in with the new. Pickwick was new when you went there
tcr!
· Mar 4, 2020 at 8:39 am
I don’t know why but I often try to multitask when I brush my teeth. It’s like what else can I do while I’ve got this toothbrush in my mouth? I got a whole other arm I could be using. 💪
The next thing I know I’m gagging on toothpaste foam with a belt turned inside out and through two whole belt loops.
Saved hours.
heylinda
· Mar 4, 2020 at 12:41 pm
I do this and inevitability end up drooling toothpaste on my shirt 🤷🏻♀️
Hater McGhray
· Mar 4, 2020 at 3:34 pm
Yes, this morning I put the clothes into the dryer while brushing my teeth.
tam.the.terrible
· Mar 4, 2020 at 8:04 pm
I do the same!! Then ask myself, wtf?
Kelly K
· Mar 4, 2020 at 9:41 pm
I try that too & ALWAYS fail! I have an electric toothbrush, so sometimes hurt my teeth & gums in the process. When will I learn???
reiner_j
· Mar 5, 2020 at 6:55 pm
Bahahaha! Ever take a phone call while shopping?
tcr!
· Jan 1, 2020 at 5:33 pm
Today feels like Sunday. But it’s not Sunday and that makes it worse.
fivewayrack
· Jan 1, 2020 at 5:35 pm
How can an extra Sunday be worse? I guess the extra Monday involved ruins it!
tcr!
· Jan 4, 2020 at 10:06 am
Sundays are my least favorite days. It’s a mental block I guess. 😊
fiatlux423
· Jan 1, 2020 at 5:48 pm
I’ve been off for 12 days and go back tomorrow. At least it’s a 2 day week 😂
Laurie
· Jan 1, 2020 at 5:50 pm
I just said this exact thing. ❣️
Uncle Timmy
· Jan 1, 2020 at 5:51 pm
But she makes it all worth it, just look at your face!!!
tcr!
· Jan 3, 2020 at 8:59 pm
Thanks for sharing this!!!
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JJania · Dec 14, 2020 at 5:19 pm
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Irene · Dec 14, 2020 at 6:01 pm
Aww
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prokop · Dec 14, 2020 at 6:04 pm
Get your apron out.
I probably do need a Christmas apron 🤔
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domo vitek · Dec 15, 2020 at 10:47 am
Maybe it’s not the tree. Our kitties used to drink the water when we had real trees. They didn’t mind at all that it was sugar-infused 🤣
Just great. I’m already the cat butler. Now I gotta do double duty on their water.
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Mine just takes 2 AA batteries
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