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tcr!
· Mar 4, 2020 at 8:39 am
I don’t know why but I often try to multitask when I brush my teeth. It’s like what else can I do while I’ve got this toothbrush in my mouth? I got a whole other arm I could be using. 💪
The next thing I know I’m gagging on toothpaste foam with a belt turned inside out and through two whole belt loops.
Saved hours.
tcr!
· Jan 1, 2020 at 5:33 pm
Today feels like Sunday. But it’s not Sunday and that makes it worse.
fivewayrack
· Jan 1, 2020 at 5:35 pm
How can an extra Sunday be worse? I guess the extra Monday involved ruins it!
tcr!
· Jan 4, 2020 at 10:06 am
Sundays are my least favorite days. It’s a mental block I guess. 😊
fiatlux423
· Jan 1, 2020 at 5:48 pm
I’ve been off for 12 days and go back tomorrow. At least it’s a 2 day week 😂
Laurie
· Jan 1, 2020 at 5:50 pm
I just said this exact thing. ❣️
Uncle Timmy
· Jan 1, 2020 at 5:51 pm
But she makes it all worth it, just look at your face!!!
tcr!
· Jan 3, 2020 at 8:59 pm
Thanks for sharing this!!!
tcr!
· Sep 17, 2019 at 9:50 am
I am. So sick. Of Eating. Carrots. 🥕😅 😐
Momma J
· Sep 17, 2019 at 10:14 am
Have you tried candied carrots - they are excellent!
Laurie
· Sep 17, 2019 at 10:44 am
Why so many carrots?
Stacie T
· Sep 17, 2019 at 11:07 am
But on the other hand, I’m sure your eyesight is impeccable! 😂
Irene
· Sep 17, 2019 at 11:32 am
Then stop eating them😂😄🙄
Kris
· Sep 17, 2019 at 2:04 pm
Have some celery dude
jimi hindrance experience
· Sep 17, 2019 at 2:10 pm
NO! Whatever you do…DO NOT EAT CELERY.
Laurie
· Sep 17, 2019 at 3:56 pm
Rainbow carrots
Raes
· Sep 17, 2019 at 4:21 pm
Add ranch
Hater McGhray
· Sep 17, 2019 at 4:57 pm
Is someone forcing you to eat carrots? Blink twice for yes.
DeVoe
· Sep 17, 2019 at 6:13 pm
Cook them different ways😀
Kelly K
· Sep 18, 2019 at 8:59 pm
Give them to Chewie & Angel! They love them!
lisa8
· Sep 18, 2019 at 10:05 pm
Jack would love some of your carrots! He will take em off your hands!
Ritter Parcel
· Sep 19, 2019 at 6:18 am
So stop it
tcr!
· Aug 6, 2019 at 8:35 am
I think the real question is if I should keep the General’s All Art pencil sharpener 🤔
tism
· Aug 6, 2019 at 8:40 am
yes
Richard
· Aug 6, 2019 at 8:44 am
yes
Hater McGhray
· Aug 6, 2019 at 9:06 am
No wonder it’s taking you so long to pack! 😂
Karly
· Aug 6, 2019 at 9:16 am
Yes. Because believe it or not…I find myself lacking a pencil sharpener at the weirdest times.
Momma J
· Aug 6, 2019 at 10:51 am
The real question for me would be - why not
tcr!
· Aug 6, 2019 at 1:05 pm
Based on the answers so far I’m keeping General’s sharpener 👍
jimi hindrance experience
· Aug 6, 2019 at 1:23 pm
The answer came to me through Stella. The answer, of course, is of course.
Pelletier
· Aug 6, 2019 at 2:25 pm
KEEP!!!
teresels
· Aug 7, 2019 at 7:56 am
I think you need to return it to the rightful owner, the General. Come on, do the right thing.
tcr!
· Jun 25, 2019 at 1:12 am
Audio (MP3): 20190625 - Get up and brush my teeth
I struggle in life more than I’d like to admit. I get frustrated when I need to tie my shoes. I’m restless just living.
I do better when I’m around people but am prone to isolate. I never think about drinking anymore but will make myself sick on licorice.
lovers.of.catsworld
· Jun 25, 2019 at 1:24 am
beautiful
thewattsolak
· Jun 25, 2019 at 6:00 am
Yes yes yes yes. I hear you.
fivewayrack
· Jun 25, 2019 at 6:37 am
If only I could put how I feel into words like you do.
Botsford
· Jun 25, 2019 at 9:35 am
Seems crazy at first, but then thought provoking, my head can relate.
tcr!
· Jun 25, 2019 at 4:39 pm
In follow-up news, I woke up with this. Apparently I offended the cat sometime in middle of the night.
whittaker7221
· Jun 25, 2019 at 4:55 pm
No wonder we’re in the same tribe! 🤣
tcr!
· Jun 26, 2019 at 7:34 am
I had my suspicions 😉
tcr!
· May 29, 2019 at 9:11 pm
Momma J
· May 30, 2019 at 11:40 am
I’m sure I would like both equally well!
Sammons
· May 30, 2019 at 1:12 pm
Me too!
tcr!
· May 12, 2019 at 5:16 pm
Audio (MP3): 20190512 - The horror of the fitted sheet
These pillows and their corresponding cases and this sheet for fitting have all been resting comfortably on my bed in a laundry cocoon for the better part of the day.
Whenever I walk into the bedroom my heart plummets. And then I walk right back out of the bedroom.
frantz
· May 12, 2019 at 6:59 pm
I have learned that bed linen laundry day is nothing short of a full cardio workout…for I am the lover of the duvet… It’s a wonderful concept that is deceiving…a simplistic idea that is nothing short of madness. The stuffing of SIX decorative pillow shams…pure torture.
tcr!
· May 12, 2019 at 7:55 pm
Decorative pillow shams! The horror!
asquared01
· May 12, 2019 at 7:24 pm
I feel you on the fitted sheet. I always get it wrong too. 😂
bsd schwarz
· May 12, 2019 at 7:32 pm
I hate making my bed but it is always worth it at the end of the day. Nevertheless……
bsd schwarz
· May 12, 2019 at 7:35 pm
Also-I pulled a crap load of dandelions yesterday. That was what was happening in my neck of the woods.
bsd schwarz
· May 12, 2019 at 7:36 pm
I like the color on your wall.
tcr!
· May 12, 2019 at 7:53 pm
Thank you! It’s my favorite bedroom color thus far
A1 Hansen
· May 12, 2019 at 8:09 pm
While you have the fitted sheet on the bed correctly, take a vibrant thread and needle. And stitch a little something on the corner or the elastic area. Pick one corner and do it to all the fitted sheets. Maybe pick a corner you will remember? It helps the sheets get done much faster, because I too have the same issue! Same with the USB things! I always pick the wrong end first
Patti66
· May 12, 2019 at 8:27 pm
I’m for quick- I use a permanent marker and put a “T” in the two top corners when the new sheets are on the bed.
Momma J
· May 12, 2019 at 11:34 pm
Good idea! I get so frustrated!
Mick MLG
· May 12, 2019 at 8:55 pm
This is why I moved …..
tcr!
· May 13, 2019 at 9:27 am
You got tired of making ya bed? I feel ya.. 😞
Borders on C
· May 12, 2019 at 10:10 pm
Pretty photo though. =)
tcr!
· May 13, 2019 at 9:26 am
Thank you! Arranging pillows for a photoshoot is far more appealing that reverse engineering the Houdini escape straitjacket pillow case riddle.
Loizzo
· May 12, 2019 at 10:44 pm
If it helps, locate the tag on the fitted sheet (assuming there is one). Once you find out which orientation is correct, burn into your memory where the corner with the tag is, then always start with that corner.
tcr!
· May 13, 2019 at 9:23 am
I had never thought of marking the corner(s) of the fitted sheet but it is a brilliant plan!
I’m envisioning a pirate map of sorts with dashes leading to a treasure chest X. Ye map noting where there be sharks, and where there be safe havens, and where there be death.
And of where be ye fastest route to sailing the seas of fitted comfort.
I’ve attached a quick mockup that’s neither my bed nor my map, but you’ll get the idea. I’m a man not a cartographer.
tcr!
· May 5, 2019 at 11:08 am
Do you ever feel like your turn signal is too loud so then you just turn it off?
tcr!
· May 1, 2019 at 8:47 am
Do you ever go to turn the the dials on your dashboard and then think to yourself, “I can’t do anything with these. Changing them isn’t go to make my life any better. It’s not going to solve any of my struggles, ease any of my pain. It’s going to do absolutely nothing for me if I twist anything here.”
I thought so.
Kelly K
· May 1, 2019 at 11:11 pm
Nope. Never. Not even once. 🤔
tcr!
· May 2, 2019 at 6:56 am
Are you sure you’re being rigorously honest?
Kelly K
· May 2, 2019 at 10:01 am
So rigorously honest, it hurts.
Kelly K
· May 2, 2019 at 10:04 am
Besides, now that you brought it to my attention, if I were to think about it, I’d be grateful for those knobs because they do change my life in a small way. As you may know, I get very cranky if too cold or too hot, so those little knobs can make my world a happier place.
tcr!
· Apr 2, 2019 at 8:36 am
I just turned on my left blinker and the windshield wipers start wiping. There was washer fluid everywhere. I barely made my left turn.
This is why I don’t everything.
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I do this and inevitability end up drooling toothpaste on my shirt 🤷🏻♀️
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Yes, this morning I put the clothes into the dryer while brushing my teeth.
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tam.the.terrible · Mar 4, 2020 at 8:04 pm
I do the same!! Then ask myself, wtf?
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Kelly K · Mar 4, 2020 at 9:41 pm
I try that too & ALWAYS fail! I have an electric toothbrush, so sometimes hurt my teeth & gums in the process. When will I learn???
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reiner_j · Mar 5, 2020 at 6:55 pm
Bahahaha! Ever take a phone call while shopping?
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