· Dec 30, 2018 at 8:14 am
Sometimes I dream that I’m floating on a raft in the middle of the ocean. My foot is dangling off the side. I can’t move because there’s no where to go. Drifting on an endless sea. Claustrophobic on my 8’ pontoon.
And then I wake up and the damn cats are hogging the bed. Again. 🙄
· Dec 27, 2018 at 12:55 pm
Pro tip: be really good at accepting people’s help.
As humans we can be fiercely independent critters but pride is irrelevant and unuseful.
Wanna know why? You know that good feeling you get when you yourself extend your hand to help, for no other reason than you’re a good person? That warm fuzzy you get when we make the world not all about us?
Don’t deprive someone else offering help that same kind of warm fuzzy feeling. It’ll make them feel good and very well may be the best part of their day.
PS- my dictionaries are telling me that “unuseful” is not a word. They can go fuck themselves. 👍
· Dec 25, 2018 at 8:31 pm
Me: I found another movie for us to watch.
Mom: Great! What’s it about?
Me: A couple get lost in the woods. But they come across a motel. But the motel is inhabited by cannibals.
I have to tell you about my diaries podcast. Again. Because it’s that good. 🎙 Listen now →