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Mad Pussy t-shirt in public

tcr! · Nov 17, 2017 at 7:35 am

Mad Pussy t shirt

Maggie: You can’t wear that shirt in public.

Me: Why? Because of the cat hair and lint? 🤔

Get yours at Strange Vacation →

#photos #fashion

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Nov 16th, 2017 at 7:25:59 pm

tcr! · Nov 16, 2017 at 7:25 pm

I love Fraiser as much as the next sitcom but I often wonder what it would’ve been like without the laugh track. Sarcastic? Uncomfortable? Awkward? Yes.

#tv #fraiser

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Nov 16th, 2017 at 6:15:19 pm

tcr! · Nov 16, 2017 at 6:15 pm

Maggie after eating a burrito with scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese, and tator tots:

I have been touched by the hand of god.

#goodeats #maggie

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tcr! tcr! · Nov 16, 2017 at 7:40 pm

Maggie announces her first burrito on Snapchat ❤️

Maggie announces her first burrito on Snapchat

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Bag of mushroom snacks

tcr! · Nov 16, 2017 at 5:40 pm

Bag of mushroom snacks

It’s hard to believe that I got to the point where I cut up mushrooms the night before to eat as a snack at work. 🤔

#photos #snacks #mushrooms

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Nov 16th, 2017 at 12:25:31 pm

tcr! · Nov 16, 2017 at 12:25 pm

I don’t know about you guys but seeing the word “final” in anything causes my eyes to immediately roll.

#allislost

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tcr! tcr! · Nov 16, 2017 at 12:35 pm

Also, just because a handful of people got together and formed a committee and came up with a list of “standards”, well, that doesn’t mean shit. It means that a bunch of people got together and said, “based on our opinions, this is how it’s gonna be.”

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Potato eyes, to eat or not to eat

tcr! · Nov 15, 2017 at 7:23 pm

Audio (MP3): 20171115 - Potato eyes, to eat or not to eat

Potato murder - MP4

Peeps, I may have asked this before and I may not have. Either way I swung I’m going to ask again.

When dealing with potatoes do you cutout their little eyeballs out or do you ignore them and chow down?

I have to scrub them off myself and if they don’t scrub off I carve them out. Furthermore, if said taters are looking even the slightest bit feisty (and I’m feeling a little neurotic myself), I throw them in the microwave and nuke their starchy, tuberous asses with some electromagnetic radiation. Just like Spencer and his candy bar in the 1940s.

Sure, I can look to WikiLeaks for the answer in how digestible the potato eyes are but I like to have real-time answers from you, my peer group. I’m not really interested in what the Clintons do with their’s or that Ralph Nader listens to soft core, country rap while eating his mashes.

Anyways, as a kid I was trained there were somethings you just don’t eat. Like raw cookie dough. Or cake batter. Or potato eyeballs.

So are these still valid concerns in this modern dietary age? I don’t wanna get salamejitus.

Nobody really does.

And yes, I made the video on my iPhone.

🥔 👁 ⁉️ #videos #culinaryhero #helpwanted #diariespodcast

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CamelCase will always suck

tcr! · Nov 15, 2017 at 2:10 pm

I’m not knocking this guy’s stuff because he was following convention for this project but seriously. This is an actual object method name I just ran across:

$dm_advertisements->GetClickThroughDataForNewsletterEntriesWithAdvertisementForNewsletterEmailBlasts();

If it were me, I’d have named it:

$advertisements_dm->get_clickthroughs_for_emailed_newsletter_entries();

Readability for the win.

#devhell

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Each and every single target

tcr! · Nov 15, 2017 at 10:23 am

Audio (MP3): 20171115 - Each and every single target

TNT car

Sometimes I’m driving along, got something on my mind. And then I get the feeling that whatever I’m thinking about, well, I think that I should be worried about it.

And then I start thinking, “why the hell am I not having a panic attack?” Like this is some serious shit Why am I not freaking out? People could figuratively die. Even more than that, what will people think of me if this goes south? This could confirm that I am indeed “not enough.”

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Dec 8, 2017 at 4:19 am

Gonna get me a little oblivion, baby
Try to keep myself away from me
—-Counting Crows

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diaries for October 2017 - now shipping!

tcr! · Nov 14, 2017 at 8:08 pm

diaries for October 2017   now shipping

The latest issue of my magazine is now out. Woo-hoo! If you’ve seen my posts, the magazine is plumb-full of exactly that. Photos from around our lovely tri-city area, random thoughts of genius, ponderings on the men’s restroom, and insightful nonsense on daily living. It’s all true. It really is my diary.

You definitely don’t want to miss this issue. Well, you shouldn’t miss any of them really.

You can subscribe to a full year or buy single issues. Because I’m good like that. You might also find free copies in the parking garage (by the elevators) in St. Charles, at Graham’s 318 in Geneva, and I also left a handful of the last issue at Beardsgaard Barbers in Batavia this past weekend.

If you send me your address, I may even send you a free copy in the mail. Maybe. It’s only Tuesday and it’s already been a long week. I’m a man, not a magazine publishing machine.

#photos #diariesmagazine #forsale

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Christmas Sweater by way of Bigfoot

tcr! · Nov 14, 2017 at 3:51 pm

We’re doing a Christmas photoshoot for a magazine at work. This is what I’m wearing.

Christmas Sweater by way of Bigfoot 1 Christmas Sweater by way of Bigfoot 2

#photos #fashion #holidaycheer

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Nov 15, 2017 at 7:49 am

that’s just the coolest thing.

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tcr! tcr! · Nov 15, 2017 at 9:50 am

Thankies!

Bigfoot Santa has started wandering the forests and will soon rise out of the pumpkin patch. He’ll fly through the air and bring toys to all the children of the world.

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keamoose keamoose · Nov 15, 2017 at 1:10 pm

20171115 121007

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tcr! tcr! · Nov 15, 2017 at 2:29 pm

Nice. Did you just make that?😊

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keamoose keamoose · Nov 15, 2017 at 2:32 pm

I drew the hat on it, not sure if that counts. 🎅

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tcr! tcr! · Nov 15, 2017 at 3:22 pm

It counts. Kinda looks like a young Kareem Abdul, too.

young kareem abdul

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keamoose keamoose · Nov 15, 2017 at 6:00 pm

You’re right!

20171115 165936

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tcr! tcr! · Nov 15, 2017 at 7:35 pm

OMG 😂 😂 😂

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Nov 18, 2017 at 1:00 am

Wait! Does this mean Santa Christ is really a…er…what is he?

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tcr! tcr! · Nov 20, 2017 at 1:30 pm

A basketball player? Yep, that’s what I’m thinking after all of this.

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