The cold makes me tired and restless. “With the lights out it’s less dangerous. Here we are now…”
In other news, the amaryllis should have four blooms by the end of the week.
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tcr!
· Jan 3, 2018 at 6:01 pm
The cold makes me tired and restless. “With the lights out it’s less dangerous. Here we are now…”
In other news, the amaryllis should have four blooms by the end of the week.
tcr!
· Jan 3, 2018 at 3:38 pm
I made reservations tonight for Sara and I at Altiro Latin Fusion.
They needed to know the time down to the second.
keamoose
· Jan 4, 2018 at 10:19 am
Be sure to arrive on time. At 6:30:22.5 they’ll give away your table.
tcr!
· Jan 4, 2018 at 3:00 pm
That’s why I came armed with a plunger.
tcr!
· Jan 3, 2018 at 8:57 am
Maggie as we’re leaving Super Target last night: Why don’t people steal the shopping carts?
Me: Well, out of all the things I stole, shopping carts never really appealed to me. They don’t have the functional value of say…a wheelchair.
Maggie: 🙄
Me: I guess there was that one time…
Maggie: All of your “one time” stories usually end badly.
Me: No, this is my only out-of-the ordinary run-in with a shopping cart. In one restaurant I worked at I was pushing the assistant manager in a cart up and down the alley behind work. We got it going pretty fast.
Maggie: 🤔
Me: That’s all there is to my story. Nobody ended up in the hospital and we abandoned the cart. See, shopping carts lose their appeal after a few minutes. Kinda like the wheelchair did in your Uncle Shaun and I’s apartment.
Me: And the bumper pool table.
…
I really wish I had a camera during that era.
tcr!
· Jan 2, 2018 at 1:24 pm
Peeps, here’s your stick-them-onto-everything Tuesday jam.
My favorite part is when the blonde guy puts on the lipstick.
tcr!
· Jan 1, 2018 at 5:04 pm
Me: we should go to the Caribbean and look for Avery’s pirate treasure! ☠️
Maggie: we should go to the Caribbean and relax.
tcr!
· Dec 31, 2017 at 10:50 pm
Here’s a blurry New Year’s Eve video screenshot.
Because what celebration is complete without one?
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