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Dave to the front

tcr! · Oct 13, 2019 at 3:47 pm

The scene is a department store in Naperville around 7pm last night. Sara is meandering around the aisles and only mildly interested in the store’s goods.

I hear over the store’s intercom, “Dave to the front, please. Dave to the front.” I start to head to the front even though I’m not Dave. I call out, “Dave to the front” as well.

The checkout aisle are only slightly busy but I’m interested in who Dave is and why he left Hawaiian Bob to man the registers all by himself.

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Oct 13, 2019 at 7:29 pm

The next time Dave is paged he arrives with an axe and ends up grinding it. Bob’s brains look like pineapple and tomato sauce.

tcr! tcr! · Oct 13, 2019 at 7:37 pm

I could see that plot playing out

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Oct 8th, 2019 at 7:55:39 am

tcr! · Oct 8, 2019 at 7:55 am

Yesterday evening around dinner time in St. Charles a lady rode my bumper up 7th Ave and then east on 64 so close that my anxiety was three-fold.

And then on that final leg of our journey north on Dunham Road she whipped into the Taco Bell parking lot by the Chase bank.

I guess everybody truly is fighting their own battles. We never know.

As to what exactly her battle was I’m at a complete loss. Whatever they got in there must be good.

#meanwhile

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Hi Ho Silver · Oct 8, 2019 at 7:56 am

Well you know she didn’t have the munchies driving that fast.

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rr · Oct 8, 2019 at 7:59 am

Sometimes you just gotta run for the border.

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JH · Oct 8, 2019 at 8:00 am

Usually have to drive like that AFTER eating Taco Bell πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

crystaltiffany3 · Oct 8, 2019 at 8:03 am

No kidding that’s hilarious

Rick Be Better · Oct 8, 2019 at 8:09 am

Thats what I was thinking. Maybe she had to take a massive shit.

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lauren limerick · Oct 8, 2019 at 8:00 am

She’s trying to think outside the bun. You were apparently the bun and would not let her out.

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nesredep · Oct 8, 2019 at 8:01 am

U could have been super nice and drove 10 mph πŸ‘ŒπŸ» that’s wat I do ! 🀷‍♀️

diehl11 · Oct 8, 2019 at 5:29 pm

That’s just unsafe and asking for an accident to happen 😐

lisa benne · Oct 8, 2019 at 8:09 pm

Disagree. Someone riding on your bumper is already risking an accident. If you reduce speed, you reduce the severity of the impact if it happens.

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Ouellette · Oct 8, 2019 at 9:15 am

A Taco Bell emergency

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a dam pat · Oct 8, 2019 at 10:11 am

You were obviously in her way, on your phone at the previous stop light and then driving under the speed limit.
If your anxiety was in “danger level”, you coulda just turned off and reset your otherwise calm journey.

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aldaz2 · Oct 8, 2019 at 12:27 pm

I’ve comprised my manners for street tacos before but never the bell

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Momma J Momma J · Oct 8, 2019 at 12:34 pm

Something as simple as an impatient lady! Or maybe she had to go the bathroom!

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gp.pfister · Oct 8, 2019 at 3:51 pm

Maybe she had to go to the bathroom.

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tcr! tcr! · Oct 8, 2019 at 5:14 pm

I haven’t been to Taco Bell since maybe 1991 or 1992 but people keep telling me it’s gotten better.

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tamaraholby · Oct 9, 2019 at 6:06 pm

Coyote tacos

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Sep 20th, 2019 at 10:19:05 pm

tcr! · Sep 20, 2019 at 10:19 pm

I don’t think I could ever be a bus driver. I’d be like, “Get the fuck. In the bus.”

🚌 πŸ˜’ #meanwhile

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Raes · Sep 20, 2019 at 10:19 pm

Lol i can see that..lol

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Sep 22, 2019 at 1:02 pm

😎

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Jun 12th, 2019 at 7:46:44 am

tcr! · Jun 12, 2019 at 7:46 am

Well, I guess it’s just you and me, god.

#meanwhile

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Unicorn Mime Ensemble of Elgin

tcr! · Jun 1, 2019 at 2:06 pm

I guess I’m too old for the free mime classes 😒

Unicorn Mime Ensemble of Elgin

I’d still be better than any of the 8 year olds, though 🎭

#photos #meanwhile

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Rich J · Jun 1, 2019 at 4:41 pm

When I was in college, a guy in the theatre dept did a great mime to David Bowie’s “Space Oddity”

tcr! tcr! · Jun 1, 2019 at 5:13 pm

Now that sounds like fun! πŸš€

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May 18th, 2019 at 11:50:18 am

tcr! · May 18, 2019 at 11:50 am

Latest impulsive gas station purchase

Any guess to my latest, impulsive, gas station purchase?

#photos #meanwhile #mwbo

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fiatlux423 · May 18, 2019 at 11:55 am

The Tick

tcr! tcr! · May 18, 2019 at 12:04 pm

Close

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 18, 2019 at 1:57 pm

Gumby! Dammit!

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tcr! tcr! · May 18, 2019 at 2:39 pm

The suspense is killing me. It was a Mexican wrestler bottle opener of course! πŸŽ‰

Mexican wrestler bottle opener

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 18, 2019 at 3:49 pm

Of course…

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May 7th, 2019 at 3:11:54 pm

tcr! · May 7, 2019 at 3:11 pm

Random, context-less things stacked together. Words not mine.
——————————

Was your dad sad at least?
Does the average person even know Thanos exists?

Ideally, the events themselves will serve as abstractions.
I happen to have a PhD in physics.

#meanwhile

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Apr 29th, 2019 at 6:55:46 pm

tcr! · Apr 29, 2019 at 6:55 pm

Whenever I see a no trespassing sign in a regular residential neighborhood I always I think to myself, “do you get a lot of trespassers?”

#meanwhile

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Apr 25th, 2019 at 7:54:33 am

tcr! · Apr 25, 2019 at 7:54 am

Previously… πŸ₯°

Sara: Someday we’ll go to that Psychic and then the Axe Throwing place. In that order. So she can tell us something if bad is going to happen.

#meanwhile #sara

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Momma J Momma J · Apr 25, 2019 at 9:14 am

That’s the nurse in Sara, always prepared!

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Irene · Apr 25, 2019 at 10:40 am

You two are a riot! ❀️

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marney0160 marney0160 · Apr 25, 2019 at 11:57 am

I’d be down on axe throwing place! Sounds fun 🀑

tcr! tcr! · Apr 25, 2019 at 12:25 pm

Axes can be thrown right by the corner of Tyler and 64, across the street from the Arby’s!

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fiatlux423 · Apr 25, 2019 at 1:07 pm

It’s right by the escape room

tcr! tcr! · Apr 25, 2019 at 1:41 pm

Have you been there?

fiatlux423 · Apr 25, 2019 at 1:52 pm

No but I’ve noticed it. I think I would panic.

marney0160 marney0160 · Apr 25, 2019 at 2:41 pm

Sounds like a fun group outing to me!

tism tism · Apr 25, 2019 at 3:58 pm

Panic room is located inside the escape room.

tcr! tcr! · Apr 26, 2019 at 2:35 pm

Next to the axe room of course πŸ˜‰

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Meanwhile in Wichita Falls🍷

tcr! · Jan 14, 2019 at 12:56 pm

Woman riding cart drinking wine from Pringles barred from Walmart

#meanwhile

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Momma J Momma J · Jan 14, 2019 at 1:56 pm

A Little cool in Wichita Falls!

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franh franh · Jan 14, 2019 at 2:33 pm

I would’ve guessed it happened in Florida.

Kelly K · Jan 14, 2019 at 8:58 pm

I was thinking the same thing.

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JJ · Jan 14, 2019 at 2:41 pm

My sister messaged me this same article this morning… hmmm, I strangely don’t find it all that unusual?😜

tcr! tcr! · Jan 14, 2019 at 10:08 pm

One time I was pushing the assistant manager in a shopping cart up and down the alley by our Kmart. πŸ›’βš‘οΈβš‘οΈ

Mitchell · Jan 15, 2019 at 8:22 am

Years and years ago you used to move the carts around with your car and drift In the parking lots 😎😎😎

Mitchell · Jan 15, 2019 at 8:23 am

Btw side not you were always the coolest uncle

tcr! tcr! · Jan 15, 2019 at 5:52 pm

Thank you!!

tcr! tcr! · Jan 15, 2019 at 5:53 pm

I miss my little white Festiva. It was the best car for pushing carts!
πŸ›’ πŸ›’ πŸ›’ πŸš—

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Mona · Jan 14, 2019 at 10:38 pm

Texas for the win.

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