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tcr!
· Feb 26, 2020 at 7:24 pm
A few of thoughts on this Wednesday in February:
tcr!
· Nov 20, 2019 at 7:54 am
👶👶👶 🐐 #meanwhile #satan
Momma J
· Nov 20, 2019 at 11:30 am
Thanks but no
tcr!
· Nov 20, 2019 at 7:03 pm
You don’t like goats? 🤔
tcr!
· Oct 13, 2019 at 3:47 pm
The scene is a department store in Naperville around 7pm last night. Sara is meandering around the aisles and only mildly interested in the store’s goods.
I hear over the store’s intercom, “Dave to the front, please. Dave to the front.” I start to head to the front even though I’m not Dave. I call out, “Dave to the front” as well.
The checkout aisle are only slightly busy but I’m interested in who Dave is and why he left Hawaiian Bob to man the registers all by himself.
jimi hindrance experience
· Oct 13, 2019 at 7:29 pm
The next time Dave is paged he arrives with an axe and ends up grinding it. Bob’s brains look like pineapple and tomato sauce.
tcr!
· Oct 13, 2019 at 7:37 pm
I could see that plot playing out
tcr!
· Oct 8, 2019 at 7:55 am
Yesterday evening around dinner time in St. Charles a lady rode my bumper up 7th Ave and then east on 64 so close that my anxiety was three-fold.
And then on that final leg of our journey north on Dunham Road she whipped into the Taco Bell parking lot by the Chase bank.
I guess everybody truly is fighting their own battles. We never know.
As to what exactly her battle was I’m at a complete loss. Whatever they got in there must be good.
Hi Ho Silver
· Oct 8, 2019 at 7:56 am
Well you know she didn’t have the munchies driving that fast.
Sometimes you just gotta run for the border.
Usually have to drive like that AFTER eating Taco Bell 😂😂
crystaltiffany3
· Oct 8, 2019 at 8:03 am
No kidding that’s hilarious
Rick Be Better
· Oct 8, 2019 at 8:09 am
Thats what I was thinking. Maybe she had to take a massive shit.
lauren limerick
· Oct 8, 2019 at 8:00 am
She’s trying to think outside the bun. You were apparently the bun and would not let her out.
nesredep
· Oct 8, 2019 at 8:01 am
U could have been super nice and drove 10 mph 👌🏻 that’s wat I do ! 🤷♀️
diehl11
· Oct 8, 2019 at 5:29 pm
That’s just unsafe and asking for an accident to happen 😐
lisa benne
· Oct 8, 2019 at 8:09 pm
Disagree. Someone riding on your bumper is already risking an accident. If you reduce speed, you reduce the severity of the impact if it happens.
Ouellette
· Oct 8, 2019 at 9:15 am
A Taco Bell emergency
a dam pat
· Oct 8, 2019 at 10:11 am
You were obviously in her way, on your phone at the previous stop light and then driving under the speed limit.
If your anxiety was in “danger level”, you coulda just turned off and reset your otherwise calm journey.
aldaz2
· Oct 8, 2019 at 12:27 pm
I’ve comprised my manners for street tacos before but never the bell
Momma J
· Oct 8, 2019 at 12:34 pm
Something as simple as an impatient lady! Or maybe she had to go the bathroom!
gp.pfister
· Oct 8, 2019 at 3:51 pm
Maybe she had to go to the bathroom.
tcr!
· Oct 8, 2019 at 5:14 pm
I haven’t been to Taco Bell since maybe 1991 or 1992 but people keep telling me it’s gotten better.
tamaraholby
· Oct 9, 2019 at 6:06 pm
Coyote tacos
tcr!
· Sep 20, 2019 at 10:19 pm
I don’t think I could ever be a bus driver. I’d be like, “Get the fuck. In the bus.”
🚌 😒 #meanwhile
Raes
· Sep 20, 2019 at 10:19 pm
Lol i can see that..lol
jimi hindrance experience
· Sep 22, 2019 at 1:02 pm
😎
tcr!
· Jun 12, 2019 at 7:46 am
Well, I guess it’s just you and me, god.
tcr!
· Jun 1, 2019 at 2:06 pm
I guess I’m too old for the free mime classes 😢
I’d still be better than any of the 8 year olds, though 🎭
Rich J
· Jun 1, 2019 at 4:41 pm
When I was in college, a guy in the theatre dept did a great mime to David Bowie’s “Space Oddity”
tcr!
· Jun 1, 2019 at 5:13 pm
Now that sounds like fun! 🚀
tcr!
· May 18, 2019 at 11:50 am
fiatlux423
· May 18, 2019 at 11:55 am
The Tick
tcr!
· May 18, 2019 at 12:04 pm
Close
jimi hindrance experience
· May 18, 2019 at 1:57 pm
Gumby! Dammit!
tcr!
· May 18, 2019 at 2:39 pm
The suspense is killing me. It was a Mexican wrestler bottle opener of course! 🎉
jimi hindrance experience
· May 18, 2019 at 3:49 pm
Of course…
tcr!
· May 7, 2019 at 3:11 pm
Random, context-less things stacked together. Words not mine.
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Was your dad sad at least?
Does the average person even know Thanos exists?
Ideally, the events themselves will serve as abstractions.
I happen to have a PhD in physics.
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schimmel · Feb 26, 2020 at 9:13 pm
so this week in one of my neighborhood facebook groups, they legit mentioned a puerto rican agenda…let me see if i can find the screenshot
schimmel · Feb 26, 2020 at 9:13 pm
schimmel · Feb 26, 2020 at 9:15 pm
note on the source: i think this is a group run mostly by pr folks
The Puerto Rican Agenda is becoming a serious thing!! 😳
schimmel · Feb 27, 2020 at 7:12 am
i’m gonna pull the synchronicity card here
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