· Dec 19, 2020 at 2:20 pm
I need to start feeling the Christmas spirit. Because the only thing I’m feeling right now is that I should be yelling at other drivers.
Ho ho ho and a bottle of “go you stupid mother clucker.”
The good news is that I’m off work until the 30th so there’s that. 🙌
· Dec 13, 2020 at 3:08 pm
Sometimes I’m driving and I got nowhere in particular to be and no particular time to get there.
But then some dude with reindeer antlers on his car is driving 10 miles an hour slower than the rest of the whole world.
And then I just wanna rip the antlers off his car and pound the roof of his car with them.
How are you?