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Hardware Wars - GIFs

tcr! · Jun 6, 2015 at 2:21 pm

Hardware Wars was my first introduction to parody.

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#starwars #animatedGIFs

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A little bee doing some morning farming

tcr! · Jun 6, 2015 at 10:56 am

A little bee doing some morning farming

I took more or less this same photo almost a year ago.

#photos #bees

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Dragonfly landed right on my toe…

tcr! · Jun 5, 2015 at 5:43 pm

Dragonfly landed on my toe

…and then just decided to hangout. WTF?

#photos

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WHILE YOU DIE.

tcr! · Jun 5, 2015 at 2:15 pm

While you die

If it wasn’t for the Internet and pictures like this, I would probably be punching more people in the face.

#comics #devhell

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keamoose keamoose · Jun 5, 2015 at 3:06 pm

I’d like to be leading mechanical monsters this week. Instead I had to do Javascript.

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tcr! tcr! · Jun 5, 2015 at 3:15 pm

JavaScript is a nightmare all it’s own.. http://wtfjs.com/

That’s why I built this.. http://www.magicjs.com/

Oh well, one does have the Internet full of mech monsters to peruse.

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keamoose keamoose · Jun 5, 2015 at 3:30 pm

Mine’s in a PDF form. As in, “fill in these 6 numbers and the form will figure out the math for you”. (The form is to do with landfill operations and maintenance.) There are only a few places that needed math, but where it was needed, it instantly exceeded Adobe’s capability to set it up the easy way and so it just gave me a blank box and said “IDGAF, why don’t you go learn Javascript?”

For the price of the software, the form building/editing functions are not great either. I have a list of feature requests for Adobe. :P

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tcr! tcr! · Jun 6, 2015 at 7:29 am

More than six numbers in a calculation is unheard of these days but if that’s what all the cool kids are doing…

In related news… Adobe always leaves me with a wanting feeling.

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George W., first president with a criminal record

tcr! · Jun 5, 2015 at 11:46 am

George W   First President with a criminal record

woo-hoo!

#polictical

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Calvin Harris - Sweet Nothing ft. Florence Welch

tcr! · Jun 5, 2015 at 10:20 am

Even though I’m not overly fond of working, I do enjoy taking the time to search YouTube for my fav songs when they come on iTunes.

So without further ado… peeps, here’s your Friday jam.

You took my heart and you held it in your mouth
And
With a word all my love came rushing out
And
Every whisper it’s the worst, emptied out by a single word
There is a hollow in me now.

So I’ll put my faith in something unknown,
I’m living on such sweet nothing,
But I’m trying to hope with nothing to hold,
I’m living on such sweet nothing.
And it’s hard to learn,
And it’s hard to love,
When you’re giving me such sweet nothing,
Sweet nothing,
Sweet nothing,
You’re giving me such sweet nothing.

It isn’t easy for me to let it go
Cause
I’ve swallow every single word
And
Every whisper, every sigh
eats away at this heart of mine.
And there is a hollow in me now.

So I put my faith in something unknown,
I’m living on such sweet nothing,
But I’m trying to hope with nothing to hold,
I’m living on such sweet nothing.
And it’s hard to learn,
And it’s hard to love,
When you’re giving me such sweet nothing,
Sweet nothing,
Sweet nothing,
You’re giving me such sweet nothing.

And it’s not enough
To tell me that you care,
When
We both know the Words are empty air.
You Give Me Nothing!

It probably goes without saying that I love Florence and her machine.

#musicvideos #lyrics #worknews #calvinharris

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Jun 5, 2015 at 11:03 am

do does this guy have a “de niro” mole on both sides of his face, or is it mirror like reversed in some shots? i may be watching too close. i did notice flo’s underwear too, though, lol.

tcr! tcr! · Jun 5, 2015 at 11:28 am

He’s gotta double mole but one’s a little closer to his ear.

double mole

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Jun 5th, 2015 at 8:41:42 am

tcr! · Jun 5, 2015 at 8:41 am

Life’s too short to wake up in a bad mood - I save mine until I get to work.

#worknews

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Jun 5, 2015 at 9:02 am

oh you goddam right! the reason i don’t strangle my boss is because i would get caught and go to prison. i am so completely serious. they don’t like to face contempt, and she is beneath mine, but i am able to squint and express clear sneer. it’s hard for me to listen to her tell me how to do something that is my job and her sentence ends in a question mark. it’s maddening to her because sometimes i don’t answer her question with an explanation for why i’m ignoring her and doing it the way that works. arrogance is not my most becoming feature and i wish it were different sometimes but i can’t dumb it down all the time. fuck her so fucking much. i’d like to fuck her with a pick axe until blood squirts out her eyes.
was that too much?

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tcr! tcr! · Jun 5, 2015 at 10:17 am

Never too much. Maybe too little. :D

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keamoose keamoose · Jun 5, 2015 at 3:02 pm

You guys really make me appreciate my boss.

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tcr! tcr! · Jun 5, 2015 at 3:17 pm

I found a photo of my boss not long ago. Been waiting for the right time to use it.

Goats are like mushrooms

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keamoose keamoose · Jun 5, 2015 at 4:26 pm

Does he always wear that sweater?

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Jun 5, 2015 at 11:50 pm

He’s not even close to right.

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Jun 4th, 2015 at 2:10:51 pm

tcr! · Jun 4, 2015 at 2:10 pm

Is it 4pm yet?

#worknews

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this is not Illegal in anyway

tcr! · Jun 4, 2015 at 11:25 am

Spices I suspect.

#spam #email

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keamoose keamoose · Jun 4, 2015 at 7:12 pm

Well, if you can’t trust the US Army, who can you trust?

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Jun 5, 2015 at 12:35 am

i gotta see if i can find the letter from someone i don’t know wanting to know if i’m the jim ****** (he had the wrong last name, but it was close) who served with him in the U.S. Navy back in ?
i told him that yeah, it was me, but i was hopin’ he’d never find me. i told him those nights playing rear admiral on the poop deck were something i’d always remember but experimentation was a whole different story than a lifestyle. i ended with “didya ever think you haven’t heard from or saw him in 20 year for a reason?!”

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tcr! tcr! · Jun 5, 2015 at 11:19 am

jimi, I can’t comment on this because I start giggling every time I read it.

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Jun 3rd, 2015 at 9:18:08 pm

tcr! · Jun 3, 2015 at 9:18 pm

Day Three: I have given up hope on the chocolate cake and now believe there is none left in the world. All is lost.

#foodies

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