· Nov 15, 2018 at 10:38 am
Wait. I won’t say anymore but please enjoy my favorite scene (S6 E7) from Roseanne.
Dan: The point is I’m not upset with you. This is something that everybody does.
DJ: Really? Dan: Yeah.
DJ: Okay. Dan: Okay.
DJ: Do you do it?
Dan: Like I said, DJ, everybody does it.
DJ: How much do you do it?
Dan: Look, DJ, the funny thing about this is, and even though it’s okay and everybody does it, there’s nothing wrong with it… nobody ever, ever talks about it.
· Nov 15, 2018 at 8:46 am
Since I’m anti-Christmas in November, I’m faced with a dilemma this 15th of November.
Should I eat a day old Christmas donut? Or should I stick to my holiday guns?
🍩 🤔 #photos #donuts
· Nov 13, 2018 at 9:45 pm
One time when I was 16 or 17 me and some of my friends were getting to go out drinking.
One girl said, “where’s Travis?” And then another girl said, “he’s in the bathroom primping 🙄”
Because #fancy 👨🎤
· Nov 13, 2018 at 7:48 am
Me: Which coat would you like? The one that’s billowy as a mid-summer cloud ..or.. the one with the furry fringe, to repel the great winds of the Alaskan tundra? Both are a fine gray…
Maggie: Just give me a coat.
· Nov 12, 2018 at 7:11 pm
I spent the majority of my adult life either toiling around to get my head on straight or hiding in the shadows from the truth.
A backlog of taxes and overdue books.
Pull up a little bit farther at the red light because I don’t want to look at the dude next to me. It’s not that I didn’t wanna go to college. It’s just that my ship was listing and the captain was drunk in his cabin.
You hurt my feelings. I didn’t hurt your feelings. I’m just not gonna do what you want. If a crime involves another person, the real offense is hurting the person on the other end.
Saying I’m sorry often does not let me off the hook. And that’s all fine and good but what’s not fine is not doing something because we’re afraid. That’s bullshit.
An ass full of laxatives and tangled fishing hooks.
Half of what goes on in my head I don’t want. And when ill behaviors no longer feel comfortable that’s a sign that we’ve grown.
· Nov 12, 2018 at 1:19 pm
Stan Lee, the Marvel Comics legend who co-created some of its most famous heroes like Spider-Man, Iron Man, and the Fantastic Four, died Monday in Los Angeles at the age of 95. Lee was reportedly rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where he later died, according to TMZ. The cause of death has not been immediately released.
I would not be who I am today if it were not for Stan Lee.