Science…For Her!: Megan Amram: 9781476757889: Amazon.com: Books

Megan Amram, one of Forbes’ “30 Under 30 in Hollywood & Entertainment,” Rolling Stone’s “25 Funniest People on Twitter,” and a writer for NBC’s hit show Parks and Recreation, delivers a politically, scientifically, and anatomically incorrect “textbook” that will have women screaming with laughter, and men dying to know what the noise is about.

She might be some funny culture icon on twitter but the cover alone is degrading to women and science.

Yeah, yeah.. nothing is untouchable when it comes to comedy. Whatever.

#notfunny #science

Police: Man lit joint, undressed, and defecated inside police station

UPPER DARBY, Pa. (WPVI) — An Upper Darby man is facing charges after allegedly walking into a police station and lighting up a joint, then undressing, defecating on the floor, then smearing his waste on the walls.

It was around 11:30 a.m. Sunday when police say 33-year-old Carlen Higgs walked into the Upper Darby police station talking gibberish.

He then allegedly sat down in the station lobby and lit up a marijuana cigarette.

Higgs was then arrested and placed in a holding cell.

While in the cell, police say, he took off all of his clothes, defecated on the floor and then wiped his waste on the walls.

Higgs was taken to a mental health facility where it was determined that he was high on drugs.

He is now charged with possession of an illegal drug and disorderly conduct.

#meanwhile #criminals

So Maggie has this bear that’s sitting at her computer desk…and…every time I come into the room and see it in my peripherals, it scares me absolutely shitless.

I go into full jedi-ninja-defense mode and am ready to TAKE THE INTRUDER BEAR DOWN.

#jedininjas #photos #maggie

This is Uncanny: Number-play in Stanley Kubrick’s ‘The Shining’

In The Shining, Stanley Kubrick makes extensive use of number play, employing the same visual mirroring and doubling motif throughout the film. Specifically, there are several repetitions of the numbers 42, 24, 21, and 12. With the aid of some handy visual aids, here’s what we mean.

#theshining

#happynewyear #theshining

#animatedGIFs

A boy in Super Target just said “X-Men” and not with an inside voice. I was the only adult to answer his call. Clearly I don’t belong with the adults.

#comics #xmen #random

#starwars

Google Maps is tracking everywhere you go

All of this is either fine or incredibly creepy. Luckily, it’s very easy to turn off the tracking ability on your phone. For Google to record data on your phone’s location, you must have enabled both location reporting and location history. Luckily, Google has provided step-by-step instructions for how to turn those off in case you’re entirely creeped out. And if you’re not, well, now you have Google to help you remember all those times you’ve gone down to the corner store for milk because it was the only thing open at 4 a.m.

This is one of the reasons why Google has turned my stomach in the last year or so. They’re an advertising company and that kind of business model depends on user data — whatever kind they can get.

#privacynews #google

Peeps, here is your video for today — white shorts and all.

#musicvideos #commodores