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Dec 19th, 2013 at 1:36:48 pm

tcr! · Dec 19, 2013 at 1:36 pm

About this time every work day I start to go into nicotine withdrawals. No idea why since I maintain the status quo with intake.

#confessional #smokersunite

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Dec 21, 2013 at 2:55 am

From the DSM IV, you're probably experiencing 305.10.
The Diagnostic Service Manual is a list of codes used in health care to bill the insurance companies. The IV simply means it's the 4th time they've revised it.
You also may be suffering from 292.12, PCP intoxication.
Or, 302.4, Exhibitionism.
Or you could have 307.7, Encopresis, which is an unhealthy relationship with your poop.
My favorite, but a long-shot at what is ailing you, is 312.34, Intermittent Explosive Disorder, which is what it sounds like: Rage-o-holic complete with breaking stuff.
You may also be afflicted with 312.39, a condition that includes pulling your hair out and eating it.
I'm still suffering from ODD. I didn't make it up. Oppositional Defiant DIsorder (ODD) is what it sounds like.
Good luck to you sir, and no penguins were harmed in the production of this missive.

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tcr! tcr! · Dec 21, 2013 at 4:12 pm

I apply 313.23 during Republican encounters unless they're dressed in Middle-earth garb.

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Millenium Falcon in the Sky

tcr! · Dec 19, 2013 at 11:12 am

Millenium Falcon in the Sky

How awesome would this be to see when looking out my gray window today?

#starwars

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Facehugs for Everyone!!

tcr! · Dec 18, 2013 at 8:40 am

facehugs for everyone book

If you’re not familiar with the facehugger, read on.

#aliens

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Dec 18, 2013 at 11:16 am

i saw this movie when it was brand new, on a weeknight, with a buddy of mine. his name was skip. he died of "the bug", meaning AIDS. he was a good friend of mine when i first got clean and sober, and the first openly gay guy i knew.

my first wife was sick of me and strongly suggested i go do something away from her. i went to the movies with skip. i loved that version of me. i absolutely didn't give a fuck what people thought of me. hanging out with skip, i mean. everybody else could go fuck themselves. seriously.

when the real scary parts started, skip started feeling the part and covered up his head and wriggled around in the seat. i wondered if he was high. i was very careful with sobriety in those days and wouldn't even have been around him if i thought he was high. he wasn't. he was just into the movie.
it's crazy how many classic movies i saw the first week they were out. it made an impression on me and i liked the places the series went, except when it went off course for one movie.

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tcr! tcr! · Dec 24, 2013 at 7:58 pm

I wish I could've seen Alien when it was first in the movies but I was young enough that I had to wait until it came to cable. ;-)

Good on you for hanging out with Skip. The world needs more of that.

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Dec 17th, 2013 at 9:52:33 pm

tcr! · Dec 17, 2013 at 9:52 pm

I just heard “Silver Bells” on a late night talk show. I was immediately inwardly infuriated, raging to myself, “turn that crap off.”

My mental health…not so hot on less than 6 hours of sleep.

In other news.. I need a full glass of water when I eat a banana.

#confessional

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Dec 18, 2013 at 12:14 am

'nanners require at least one full glass of water. otherwise they'll plug a hole like superglue.

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Dec 17th, 2013 at 2:03:25 pm

tcr! · Dec 17, 2013 at 2:03 pm

I hate when I sit down on a public toilet seat and the fucker is still warm from the previous driver.

cartoon space skeleton

#animatedGIFs #publicrestroom

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Dec 18, 2013 at 12:13 am

i especially love sitting in the previous pilot's piss, or worse. some people have some kind of ass ooze, not from the hole, but due to the various and sultry (i love that: "various and sultry". i am a fucking wordsmith every now and again.) conditions of uncleanliness that they've allowed to overtake the back porch.
this was a ridiculous post for me to take part in, because i practically never sit down in a public. it frightens me worse than spiders. and twice i've seen spiders under the lid when i was on a toilet.

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tcr! tcr! · Dec 18, 2013 at 8:41 am

I enjoyed these wordsmithings:

- "previous pilot's piss"
- "overtake the back porch”

8)

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Fortune Days by The Glitch Mob

tcr! · Dec 17, 2013 at 1:17 pm

It’s not much of a video but it’s been my jam today…

More Glitch Mob on SoundClound.

#musicvideos #theglitchmob

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Dec 17th, 2013 at 9:19:53 am

tcr! · Dec 17, 2013 at 9:19 am

#OH: Can you check the mailbox to see if there are any presents in there?

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Dec 18, 2013 at 12:08 am

all i wanted was socks. i hate the commercialization of the whole thing. not because it's disrespectful to jesus, but because it's become the driving force of the economy in what used to be america. i don't want to play anymore. i like my truck, and i needed it. i like the movies, cuz it's my escape. i like having warm socks, cuz i don't like to wear shoes in the house, and my feet get cold. if e. wants to buy me something for christmas, i asked for socks. i also think i need a new watch band.

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tcr! tcr! · Dec 19, 2013 at 10:50 am

A few years ago we were walking past an outdoor plastic nativity scene and M. says "Just great, baby jesus." She couldn't have been more than five at the time.

PS— Getting socks on 12/25 should be mandatory.

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Dec 15th, 2013 at 1:47:50 pm

tcr! · Dec 15, 2013 at 1:47 pm

The world is always brighter after I floss.

Speaking of which.. When I was little my mother scolded me once or twice for using too much dental floss. So I quit flossing my teeth because it was too hard to do unless I had that good minimum length.

This phobia of being wasteful with the floss continued into my adult years and for the longest time I wouldn’t floss simply because it carried said stigma.

These days I floss with as much as I want, sometimes I pull yards out at a time. It’s rather cheap when considering the consequences of not taking care of my choppers.

#confessional #dental

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Dec 16, 2013 at 10:30 am

i use yards at a time when i bother to floss. which is rare.

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tcr! tcr! · Dec 17, 2013 at 9:53 pm

Never skimp on the length of floss, regardless of the usage frequency. ;-)

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Fat cat is like 5 times the size of my foot

tcr! · Dec 15, 2013 at 10:47 am

fat cat is like 5 times the size of my foot

#photos #cats

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Obligatory “it snowed” photograph

tcr! · Dec 14, 2013 at 1:55 pm

Obligatory 'it snowed' photograph

#photos #weather

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