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Alien cul-de-sac circles

tcr! · Jan 10, 2019 at 4:31 pm

Alien cul-de-sac circles Alien cul-de-sac circles 2

First the aliens were out doing crop circles and now I come home to this: they’ve vandalized my cul-de-sac.

I guess Mulder was right when he said, one of the luxuries of hunting down aliens and genetic mutants is that you rarely get to press charges.

πŸ‘½πŸš¨πŸ‘½ #photos #aliens #xfiles

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Wenzel · Jan 10, 2019 at 4:46 pm

Yep-and it never helps not a bit

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randy dubbed · Jan 10, 2019 at 4:56 pm

Beat juice won’t hurt you.

tcr! tcr! · Jan 10, 2019 at 5:27 pm

Doesn’t really taste like beat juice πŸ€”

Joshed · Jan 10, 2019 at 8:40 pm

It’s awfully bright to be beet juice. It’s some sort of brine

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SCOOK · Jan 10, 2019 at 5:41 pm

Call the city and bitch at them cuz it looks like chloride to me …

tcr! tcr! · Jan 10, 2019 at 6:27 pm

As it goes… I prefer not to talk on the phone as there were one too many times when I was younger that my mom handed me the phone while she was talking with some dear, distant relative. I had little interest in talking to the person on the other end but still my mother insisted I take the handset and carry on a conversation like I knew who Uncle Leroy and Aunt Loretta were.

SCOOK · Jan 10, 2019 at 7:13 pm

Leroy was a mean SOB .Worked at the Boys home on Rt38 as a prison guard…

tcr! tcr! · Jan 10, 2019 at 10:35 pm

That damn Leroy

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Suessen · Jan 10, 2019 at 6:15 pm

Ninjas

tcr! tcr! · Jan 10, 2019 at 6:28 pm

Maybe even the elusive ninja figure skaters. The concentric types banned from the Winter Olympics in 82.

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rooney rooney · Jan 10, 2019 at 6:42 pm

Video (MP4): digital spiral

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sΓ‘ens garthurus · Jan 10, 2019 at 7:37 pm

Aha I was wondering if it was the street cleaners, it was still a bit wet here but now I know lol never seen it before, odd lol

Marg the witch · Jan 10, 2019 at 10:40 pm

I thought that as well except my street isn’t one bit cleaner.

sΓ‘ens garthurus · Jan 10, 2019 at 10:46 pm

Lol same and towards the middle… it didnt make sense

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tom and cat · Jan 10, 2019 at 8:03 pm

The truth is out there!

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Amber L · Jan 11, 2019 at 1:18 am

I want to believe βœŒπŸ»πŸ‘½πŸ›Έ

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honeybear j. · Jan 11, 2019 at 5:28 am

They must be using something different because it’s much whiter than in past winters.

diehl11 · Jan 11, 2019 at 8:50 am

Might be the operator’s hopes and dreams of a snowy winter.

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RJM · Jan 11, 2019 at 7:45 am

At least you got a real effort in your cul-de-sac. Look are mine!

more alien crop circles

tcr! tcr! · Jan 11, 2019 at 11:10 am

I bet this half-hearted attempt was due to an under-paid, overworked alien. Prob put in a full day and a half and was like, “screw it — one pass is all they get!”

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Sherman! · Jan 11, 2019 at 8:32 pm

Omg! My kids and I have been joking and speculating for the last two days!

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Marg the witch · Jan 11, 2019 at 11:49 pm

Can anyone actually tell me what this is for? I’m newish to the area and haven’t been able to figure it out.

wyant · Jan 12, 2019 at 11:05 pm

Salt, in prep for ❄️

Marg the witch · Jan 13, 2019 at 7:48 am

Thanks!

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Tatone · Jan 12, 2019 at 6:59 am

Beet juice? For the snow

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Facehugger coffee cup

tcr! · Apr 13, 2018 at 7:08 pm

Facehugger coffee cup

It is from the gods!

It’s also a xenomorph facehugger and egg disguised as a coffee cup. πŸ€“

#photos #aliens

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CE Garcia · Apr 13, 2018 at 7:21 pm

Its in good hands!

tcr! tcr! · Apr 13, 2018 at 7:39 pm

Thanks for sending it!!

CE Garcia · Apr 13, 2018 at 7:54 pm

You’re welcome sir!

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Momma J Momma J · Apr 13, 2018 at 8:03 pm

Please tell me what it is!

Kelly K · Apr 14, 2018 at 12:53 am

My question as well. Two πŸ€” in one day!!!

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tcr! tcr! · Apr 14, 2018 at 8:22 am

It’s a facehugger in disguise as a coffee cup.

“A facehugger is the second stage in the Alien’s life cycle. It has eight long, finger-like legs, which allow it to crawl rapidly, and a long tail adapted for making great leaps. These particular appendages give it an appearance somewhat comparable to chelicerate arthropods such as arachnids and horseshoe crabs.

The facehugger is a parasitoid; its only purpose is to make contact with the host’s mouth for the implantation process, by gripping its legs around the victim’s head and wrapping its tail around the host’s neck. Upon making contact, the facehugger administers a cynose-based paralytic in order to render it unconscious and immobile. During a successful attachment, the facehugger will insert a proboscis down the host’s throat, while simultaneously implanting an embryo. The host is kept alive, and the creature breathes for the host. Attempts to remove facehuggers generally prove fatal, as the parasitoid will respond by tightening its tail around the host’s neck, and its acidic blood prevents it from being cut away. In addition, its grip on the host’s head is strong enough to tear the host’s face off if it is forcibly removed.”

Momma J Momma J · Apr 14, 2018 at 2:14 pm

I don’t think I would want to drink from the cup!

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Game over man, game over

tcr! · May 29, 2017 at 9:51 pm

Game over man game over

#photos #aliens #billpaxton

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Alien Covenant is more for the fans

tcr! · May 19, 2017 at 12:40 pm

alien covenant is more for the fans

Alien Covenant drips with blood and plot resolutions—but you better be a fan

It took Ridley Scott 35 years, but the sci-fi filmmaking legend finally got to make his version of Aliens. All it took to get there was a decades-long dwindling of the series, a kind-of-but-not-exactly reboot in the form of 2012’s Prometheus, and a five-year cloud of confusion for series fans. Maybe that was Scott’s game plan all along!

At any rate, now we have Alien Covenant, and it’s probably as much of a James Cameron-styled film as we may ever get out of Scott. But that makes Covenant sound more accessible than it really is. If you’re a longtime series fan and have grown into either an apologist or a hater, you’re going to love this sequel’s adherence to Alien film lore, its zillions of answers, and its return to terror sequences chock full of gooey, murderous xenomorphs.

If you’re just looking for some solid sci-fi, on the other hand, you may find yourself adrift. This movie is only going to work if you at least have a clue about what happened in Prometheus—even though Alien Covenant is a completely different kind of film.

I think most people going will have a clue.

#movies #aliens

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tcr! tcr! · May 19, 2017 at 12:53 pm

And Sunday can’t get here soon enough…

Alien Covenant   Fandango ticket

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 21, 2017 at 11:37 pm

Ok. I know you’ve seen it now. I gotta say, it sucked. Big Green Donkey Dicks. It wasn’t any good. It was bunk. That dog won’t hunt.

I liked parts of it. Other parts should go on an Apology Tour. It sucked so bad, I had to ——-ck it while I was ———— — — —— with a pair of ======= in order to get any kind of friction.

Like changing a flat in a blizzard with no gloves and the trucker rides by and splashes you with the window down laughing and Journey blasting from his 8 track.

I know we all know what the Alien looks like but the reveal was too soon and too much. And the idea of what is obviously a person in an Alien suit hurdies my gurdies.

Unless of course if you loved it. In that case, i guess it was an eclectic effort and revolutionary in it’s approach.

tcr! tcr! · May 22, 2017 at 9:45 am

I did like it overall but still gathering my thoughts. I have a hard being realistic or objective because I was so excited to see it.

The xenomorph on the cargo lift doing its thing, head butts, drool — that plays to everything I love about them.

I do think they had to put the aliens more front and center after the Predator-crossover farce and the meager teases we got in Prometheus.

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 22, 2017 at 1:44 pm

Those were my initial thougthts. I sat with it and I will again before I deliniate my objections.

I LOVED the first 2. They were a great time in my life. I should not have been expecting that to happen again.

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Alien The Archive

tcr! · Apr 28, 2017 at 4:32 pm

Alien The Archive

Oh yeah… πŸ–€

#books #aliens

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Alien Day celebration 2017

tcr! · Apr 26, 2017 at 5:06 pm

Alien Day 2017

Peeps, just in case you didn’t know: today is Alien Day (4/26) so here’s a photo of me and my xenomorph.

πŸ–€ #photos #alienday426 #aliens #forsale Get the photo print

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Alien: Covenant Official Trailer

tcr! · Apr 4, 2017 at 2:43 pm

Just in case you haven’t seen the trailer. May 19th, peeps.

#movies #aliens

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Alien and me via Facebook

tcr! · Mar 29, 2017 at 1:39 pm

Alien and me via Facebook

This is the best thing ever even if Facebook is shamelessly ripping off Snapchat.

#photos #selfies #aliens #facebook #snapchat

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Alien Valentines

tcr! · Feb 5, 2017 at 8:00 am

Alien Valentines

#photos #aliens #valentines #forsale

Shop for Valentines Shop for Aliens

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ALIENS LIVE ?!!??

tcr! · Nov 2, 2016 at 7:12 am

ALIENS LIVE

Looks like I need to schedule a trip to England.

#aliens

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