· Jan 6, 2019 at 1:22 pm
After much thought and heartache I’m sad to announce that the 5 second rule does not apply to peanut butter. Even more so if you have cats.
· Jan 5, 2019 at 5:59 pm
This is the most productive thing I’ve done all day: put Star Wars cupcake decoraters in this spider plant to keep it from falling over. This is what my Saturday looks like.
· Dec 31, 2018 at 12:44 pm
What I’d like for my next birthday is a Target walkie-talkie so I could say, “We need more damn cashiers at the checkout aisles. Who the hell is responding?”