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my vaccinated friends and I

tcr! · Sep 19, 2021 at 12:32 pm

You may have seen this meme making the rounds. My testicles didn’t get huge after getting the vaccine. I wish my eyes would’ve gotten huge, though. Then I could see in the dark like a cat. Or a ninja.

my vaccinated friends and I

I heard a story once about a dwarf ninja that would hide in outhouses and literally impale his victims right up the old poop chute. His victims probably thought, “that was a fiery burrito, Louis.”

This post has taken a weird turn. But I guess it was weird from the start. I did have a ninja book when I was about 12. I also had a black wiffle ball bat when I was 15 that I pounded six inch nails into. My dad threw it away when I wasn’t there. I searched for that thing high and low. Several times.

πŸ™„ #coronavirus #memes

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tism tism · Sep 19, 2021 at 12:36 pm

Don’t ever stop being you. ❀️

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threecrates threecrates · Sep 19, 2021 at 12:48 pm

3rd time this week a bat of that sort has been mentioned! πŸ˜€

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Momma J Momma J · Sep 19, 2021 at 5:46 pm

O U Travis

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chrisrich · Sep 19, 2021 at 6:46 pm

My vaccinatrd testicles aren’t nearly as big as my ego.

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Aurora Greek Fest 2021

tcr! · Sep 19, 2021 at 9:04 am

Last night after I got home from Aurora Greek Fest I set my thick coffee on the counter. This is what it looks like now.

Thick coffee leftover Aurora Greek Fest 2021


And some random photos from the Saint Athanasios Greek Orthodox Church.

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Momma J Momma J · Sep 19, 2021 at 11:01 am

Beautiful and interesting

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Sep 19, 2021 at 11:47 am

Is that coffee real?

tcr! tcr! · Oct 8, 2021 at 8:28 am

100%

Momma J Momma J · Oct 8, 2021 at 11:59 am

Looks delicious πŸ˜‹

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Ryan Waters · Sep 21, 2021 at 11:21 am

🀣 so much sugar!

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Sep 18th, 2021 at 7:21:16 pm

tcr! · Sep 18, 2021 at 7:21 pm

Coffee so thick…

Coffee so thick 1

…you could eat it with a spoon.

Coffee so thick 2

β˜•οΈ #photos #coffee

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DP · Sep 18, 2021 at 8:18 pm

You win, where’s mine?

mic drop

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Momma J Momma J · Sep 18, 2021 at 8:26 pm

That is surely not coffee in the spoon

tcr! tcr! · Sep 19, 2021 at 8:40 am

It’s just the wooden stir stick 😊

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Back Alley Market in DeKalb, Illinois

tcr! · Sep 18, 2021 at 4:01 pm

Saturday afternoon excursion in DeKalb.

Dirty Hoe Garden Supply


Came away with a Terminator-ish hand for one of my plants at home 😎

Terminator ish hand from DeKalbs Back Alley Market Terminator ish hand in a potted plant

#photos #dekalb #fleamarket #terminator

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A brownie dessert from the gods

tcr! · Sep 16, 2021 at 8:35 pm

Vanilla ice cream, chopped brownies, chocolate sauce, and crushed raspberry yogurt pretzels

A brownie dessert from the gods 1 A brownie dessert from the gods 2

🍨 #photos #icecream #brownies

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bee.jonny · Sep 16, 2021 at 8:48 pm

damn!

tcr! tcr! · Sep 16, 2021 at 10:03 pm

πŸ™Œ

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fivewayrack fivewayrack · Sep 16, 2021 at 8:49 pm

You know I don’t have any of those things at home. Thanks! πŸ˜†

tcr! tcr! · Sep 19, 2021 at 8:28 am

I didn’t buy any of these specifically for this, I just threw them all in one bowl since they were laying around πŸ˜„

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prokop · Sep 16, 2021 at 9:16 pm

Genius, you’re my hero.

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tcr! tcr! · Sep 16, 2021 at 10:02 pm

In related news…

A brownie dessert from the gods 3

threecrates threecrates · Sep 16, 2021 at 11:08 pm

I’m 5-6hrs north. And prepared to turn around for some of this!! πŸ€€πŸ˜‹

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Momma J Momma J · Sep 16, 2021 at 11:25 pm

It looks absolutely scrumptious. Positively good enough to eat

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Irene · Sep 17, 2021 at 7:01 am

I just now put on 50 lbs

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Sep 14th, 2021 at 7:04:50 pm

tcr! · Sep 14, 2021 at 7:04 pm

Dressing up a frozen pizza with fresh basil and parmesan…

a frozen pizza with fresh basil and parmesan 1 a frozen pizza with fresh basil and parmesan 2 a frozen pizza with fresh basil and parmesan 3

#photos #pizza πŸ•πŸŒΏπŸ€Œ

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JJania · Sep 14, 2021 at 7:08 pm

Yummy πŸ˜‹

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Momma J Momma J · Sep 14, 2021 at 11:44 pm

Looks delicious

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Sammons · Sep 15, 2021 at 12:43 am

Looks so good!

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DP · Sep 15, 2021 at 10:20 pm

I think you’re breaking at least 3 major laws of frozen pizza sir, you may want to slow up a bit and rethink your re-entry. Don’t want anyone to get hurt. Have a nice evening.

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Kelly K · Sep 16, 2021 at 5:03 am

Fancy!

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Sep 12th, 2021 at 8:54:56 am

tcr! · Sep 12, 2021 at 8:54 am

Sunday morning cat nap

Sunday morning cat nap πŸ’€

#photos #cats #napsarespiritual

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Momma J Momma J · Sep 12, 2021 at 9:57 am

She’s sun bathing

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Claudio · Sep 12, 2021 at 11:09 am

❀️

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Sophisticated yet not telepathic 🧐

tcr! · Sep 8, 2021 at 9:46 pm

Sophisticated yet not telepathic

#photos #selfies

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threecrates threecrates · Sep 8, 2021 at 9:48 pm

Distinguished Gentlemen.

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Momma J Momma J · Sep 9, 2021 at 7:44 am

You look sleepy

tcr! tcr! · Sep 10, 2021 at 7:43 am

No rest for the gluttons

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tism tism · Sep 10, 2021 at 8:42 am

“Tonight I’ll be reading select passages from the timeless classic, I was a Teenager Xenomorph.”

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Kelly K · Sep 13, 2021 at 5:32 am

Where are you being so sophisticated?

tcr! tcr! · Sep 15, 2021 at 7:16 am

Sara and I were at the Patton House in Geneva for an evening of fine dining lounge chair tryouts.

Kelly K · Sep 16, 2021 at 2:14 pm

I love Patton House! Hope you & Sara had a wonderful time dining and lounging.

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flood · Sep 17, 2021 at 7:23 pm

hmmmm - what did you miss?

tcr! tcr! · Sep 19, 2021 at 8:58 am

The only thing I was really missing was Sara in the photo next to me. But I think she was tired of my lounge chair antics by that point.

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Sep 2nd, 2021 at 6:16:07 pm

tcr! · Sep 2, 2021 at 6:16 pm

I had to get back. So I snuck into the States. And what I saw when I got home…made me sick. What was once a clean, respectable jazz club had turned into a drug filled, disco shit hole.

#tv #itsalwayssunnyinphiladelphia

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heather heather · Sep 2, 2021 at 6:25 pm

It’s always sunny in Philadelphia.

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marney0160 marney0160 · Sep 2, 2021 at 6:45 pm

Yup

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Moon grapes for the win

tcr! · Aug 31, 2021 at 12:56 pm

Moon grapes for the win

#photos #grapes πŸŒ™πŸ‡

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Kris HB · Aug 31, 2021 at 11:08 am

My Favorite..

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gibbs · Aug 31, 2021 at 7:24 pm

Luv those!!!

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πŸŽ™ Listen now β†’