· Dec 15, 2018 at 2:22 pm
I can’t go to any Christmas parties for the next few weeks. I was plucking my eyebrows earlier and got carried away. Because there always come a time when one tweezes too much. And today I crossed the line. Now I look like Whoopi’s Goldberg. But white. And younger. And more attractive.
· Oct 13, 2018 at 9:12 am
Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook, which revealed Friday that a hacking attack compromised the personal data of millions of its users. AP Photo/Andrew Harnik
- Some 30 million Facebook users were victims of the hacking attack it revealed recently.
- That attack exposed the personal information of many users, including their names, phone numbers, birth dates, and more.
- That kind of information could be used for identity theft and to compromise users’ financial and other accounts, security and privacy experts say.
- The exposure of that data can also pose particular and obvious dangers to people who are trying to keep a low profile, such as victims of domestic violence.
· Jul 14, 2018 at 9:11 am
You’ve got to be kidding me, second most requested. 🙄
Maybe it’s not Alexa that’s dumb. Maybe she’s dumb because people are asking her dumb questions.
· Mar 6, 2018 at 12:59 pm
On Sunday, the social network ran a survey for some users asking how they thought the company should handle grooming behaviour. “There are a wide range of topics and behaviours that appear on Facebook,” one question began. “In thinking about an ideal world where you could set Facebook’s policies, how would you handle the following: a private message in which an adult man asks a 14-year-old girl for sexual pictures.”
The options available to respondents ranged from “this content should not be allowed on Facebook, and no one should be able to see it” to “this content should be allowed on Facebook, and I would not mind seeing it”.
Who the hell approved this crap? It didn’t pop-up red flags for anybody at FB HQ?
· Jan 20, 2018 at 4:32 pm
Me: Alexa, play some music that I might like.
Alexa starts playing Hungry Like the Wolf.
Me: YES! Alexa, you sweet bitch, volume 1000!!! 💪
Alexa: Sorry, you can only set the volume between zero and 10.
· Jan 14, 2018 at 1:24 pm
Me: Alexa, play some 80s.
Alexa: “Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and…”
Me: Alexa, next song. Guns N’ Roses aren’t the only band from the 80s.
Seriously. I love tophats as much as the next Gibson Les Paul but if I hear Sweet Child o’ Mine one more time I’m gonna puke.
· Dec 18, 2017 at 9:19 am
Sara and I finally watched the latest episode (S08E08) of the Walking Dead last night. It’s really getting on my nerves that Negan’s not dead yet. I mean he’s always strutting around, blow harding about something or another. I would’ve taken him out episodes ago.
From all my video gaming experience I’ve learned that you don’t fuck around with enemies. You see them and then you shoot them.
And then how in the hell did Negan and the Saviors sneak up on Alexandria? Carl and Michonne are just standing around in the dark with their thumbs up their butts and then Negan and his merry crew start knocking on the front gate. Carl’s like “whaaaat?”
And Carl’s still wearing that gauze eyepatch. 🙄
#fail #tv #walkingdead