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Apr 18th, 2019 at 2:04:43 pm

tcr! · 6 days ago

Mental note: always take my phone when going out into the work hall. Then I can pretend type and carry on bogus conversations with nobody. Most importantly I wouldn’t have to talk to people I don’t want to because I would be otherwise fictitiously engaged.

👍 #socialproblems

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keamoose keamoose · 2 days ago

Can I use that excuse in other social situations? “I’d love to come to your party, but I’m fictitiously engaged that evening.”

tcr! tcr! · 2 days ago

Absolutely but be careful letting people know how much fiction you’re dealing with. Most humans can’t handle too much in public. Cats on the other hand…

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cormanang · 2 days ago

I like that you liked this one!

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Kelly K · 2 days ago

Introvert much? 😉

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The spelling of the highlight

tcr! · 6 days ago

How the hell do you guys spell “high light” ??

The dictionary says it’s #1 below but all I see is “igh” over and over again. The horror.

1- highlight
2- high light
3- hilite
4- hi-lite
5- yellow marker

PS- those are your only options. Don’t make this more complicated that I’ve already made it.

#wordsmith

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Sammons · 2 days ago

Highlight

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keamoose keamoose · 2 days ago

#1, but #2 if you are talking about a light fixture that is far off the ground.

Momma J Momma J · 2 days ago

See above.

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Pelletier · 2 days ago

Lighter on the tips, but puhlease do my roots!!!!

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Botsford · 2 days ago

#1

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Kelly K · 2 days ago

1

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tcr! tcr! · 2 days ago

Fine. #1 it is. But I’m going to go with hi-lite.

Kelly K · 2 days ago

Be you!

Kelly K · 2 days ago

Even if you’re wrong 😉

keamoose keamoose · 2 days ago

Sounds like a diet version of hello. 🙃

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Hater McGhray Hater McGhray · 2 days ago

Number 1

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Kris · 2 days ago

But what if you were highlighting her hi-lites in a room with a high light

tcr! tcr! · 2 days ago

I’d probably be high then :)

Kris · 2 days ago

No no no . We will have none of that

tcr! tcr! · 2 days ago

Haha! Yep. I’m done being high. Now I just hi-lite. 😊

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JJania · 2 days ago

#1

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Sunset for Apr 18th, 2019

tcr! · 7 days ago

Sunset for Apr 18th 2019

So fucking much 💝

#photos #sunsets

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Los Burritos sack of goodness

tcr! · 7 days ago

Los Burritos sack of goodness

You know dinner’s going to be good when you’re driving home with a whole sack of shit from Los Burritos.

🌯 🍽 #photos #goodeats

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tism tism · 7 days ago

Some “nude faced” man has hacked your FB account and stolen your bag of shit.

tcr! tcr! · 7 days ago

I once saw a nude bear walking down the street at the break of dawn. Nipples erectus. I can’t say anymore.

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prokop · 7 days ago

Better than a donut.

tcr! tcr! · 7 days ago

Totally better!

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CVD · 7 days ago

Jealous!

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Apr 17th, 2019 at 4:04:23 pm

tcr! · 7 days ago

I hate it when I go into the public work restroom and the therapist from down the hall is in there.

It’s like, dude I got enough problems.

#publicrestroom

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JJania · 7 days ago

Very Freudian

tcr! tcr! · 7 days ago

I hadn’t thought of that but, yes!

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Come As You Are by Nirvana

tcr! · 7 days ago

When I hear the opening riff in Come As You Are, all is right with the world.

Come doused in mud, peeps.

And bring a Fender Mustang if you got one. 🎸

#musicvideos #nirvana

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · 6 days ago

happy heart

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Apr 17th, 2019 at 7:08:44 am

tcr! · 7 days ago

I woke up elated today thinking that it was Thursday. It’s not Thursday though, it’s fucking Wednesday. 🙄

In related news, I’ve been through this before.

#allislost

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God, can I just go to sleep now?

tcr! · Apr 17, 2019 at 1:52 am

I’ve pet the cat until her fur is almost gone.

Built and rebuilt my bed, pillows, and blankets into a fortress that would keep any Roman out.

Listened to three episodes of “Communists Have Dreams, too.”

Used the bathroom four times.

Counted slowly backwards from five at least five times.

Set the fan to high, medium, and low and then back again to low, medium, and high.

And thought through pretty much every thought I’ve needed to think through.

Really, I’m read to catch some Zzzzs now.

😴 #napsarespiritual

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Kris HB · Apr 17, 2019 at 2:14 am

WELCOME.. to my World..

tcr! tcr! · 7 days ago

And what a wonderful, sleepy world it is!

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Karly · Apr 17, 2019 at 6:04 am

Man. We were living the same day yesterday. I opted for playing the sounds of thunderstorms and that finally did it.

tcr! tcr! · 7 days ago

Good pick!

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debbie · 7 days ago

I thought I was the only one!!!

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erin · 7 days ago

It’s going around!

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tcr! tcr! · 7 days ago

A restlessness has spread across the galaxy.

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Sammons · 6 days ago

Mine too!

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · 6 days ago

I have had severe chronic insomnia for at least 25 years. Some nights I go right to sleep but mostly not. It is no joke.

tcr! tcr! · 6 days ago

Insomnia is the best!

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Apr 16th, 2019 at 4:31:02 pm

tcr! · Apr 16, 2019 at 4:31 pm

The only thing that’s keeping me going on this drive home right now is knowing that I have half a day old donut waiting for me there.

🍩 🏠 👍 #lettherebehope

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JJania · Apr 16, 2019 at 4:42 pm

Remember that the hole is timeless.

tcr! tcr! · Apr 16, 2019 at 4:50 pm

Thanks, I needed that reminder 😊

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tcr! tcr! · Apr 16, 2019 at 4:46 pm

In related news…

half a day old donut

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Karly · Apr 16, 2019 at 4:58 pm

I feel like I did this about 4 hours ago…. oh wait. I did.

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Mad from a distance

tcr! · Apr 16, 2019 at 1:19 pm

Green stoplights

Yesterday I pulled up behind a silver car waiting at a stoplight. There was another white car to my right, double parked with the blinkers on.

An older, burly dude was walking slowly down the sidewalk, eyeing the parked white car. I assumed it to be his. I also knew there was no way in hell he’d be able to open his driver’s side door. There wasn’t any room with his double park for him to get in.

I started to feel tense. Totally ready for the stoplight to turn green so this whole situation would go away. I like stuff to go away.

“What the hell you park like that for? This is a no win situation.”

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Apr 16, 2019 at 2:36 pm

“…to own and tend. …to control and parse.” 😊

tcr! tcr! · Apr 16, 2019 at 4:46 pm

Exactly. I don’t know why I sometimes think that another’s feeling is mine to manage. I got enough going on with just me. 😊

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Jim J · 6 days ago

Well said!

tcr! tcr! · 6 days ago

Thanks!

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