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tcr!
· 6 days ago
Mental note: always take my phone when going out into the work hall. Then I can pretend type and carry on bogus conversations with nobody. Most importantly I wouldn’t have to talk to people I don’t want to because I would be otherwise fictitiously engaged.
tcr!
· 6 days ago
How the hell do you guys spell “high light” ??
The dictionary says it’s #1 below but all I see is “igh” over and over again. The horror.
1- highlight
2- high light
3- hilite
4- hi-lite
5- yellow marker
PS- those are your only options. Don’t make this more complicated that I’ve already made it.
Sammons
· 2 days ago
Highlight
keamoose
· 2 days ago
#1, but #2 if you are talking about a light fixture that is far off the ground.
Momma J
· 2 days ago
See above.
Pelletier
· 2 days ago
Lighter on the tips, but puhlease do my roots!!!!
Botsford
· 2 days ago
#1
Kelly K
· 2 days ago
1
tcr!
· 2 days ago
Fine. #1 it is. But I’m going to go with hi-lite.
Kelly K
· 2 days ago
Be you!
Kelly K
· 2 days ago
Even if you’re wrong 😉
keamoose
· 2 days ago
Sounds like a diet version of hello. 🙃
Hater McGhray
· 2 days ago
Number 1
Kris
· 2 days ago
But what if you were highlighting her hi-lites in a room with a high light
tcr!
· 2 days ago
I’d probably be high then :)
Kris
· 2 days ago
No no no . We will have none of that
tcr!
· 2 days ago
Haha! Yep. I’m done being high. Now I just hi-lite. 😊
JJania
· 2 days ago
#1
tcr!
· 7 days ago
You know dinner’s going to be good when you’re driving home with a whole sack of shit from Los Burritos.
tism
· 7 days ago
Some “nude faced” man has hacked your FB account and stolen your bag of shit.
tcr!
· 7 days ago
I once saw a nude bear walking down the street at the break of dawn. Nipples erectus. I can’t say anymore.
prokop
· 7 days ago
Better than a donut.
tcr!
· 7 days ago
Totally better!
CVD
· 7 days ago
Jealous!
tcr!
· 7 days ago
I hate it when I go into the public work restroom and the therapist from down the hall is in there.
It’s like, dude I got enough problems.
tcr!
· 7 days ago
When I hear the opening riff in Come As You Are, all is right with the world.
Come doused in mud, peeps.
And bring a Fender Mustang if you got one. 🎸
tcr!
· 7 days ago
I woke up elated today thinking that it was Thursday. It’s not Thursday though, it’s fucking Wednesday. 🙄
In related news, I’ve been through this before.
tcr!
· Apr 17, 2019 at 1:52 am
I’ve pet the cat until her fur is almost gone.
Built and rebuilt my bed, pillows, and blankets into a fortress that would keep any Roman out.
Listened to three episodes of “Communists Have Dreams, too.”
Used the bathroom four times.
Counted slowly backwards from five at least five times.
Set the fan to high, medium, and low and then back again to low, medium, and high.
And thought through pretty much every thought I’ve needed to think through.
Really, I’m read to catch some Zzzzs now.
Kris HB
· Apr 17, 2019 at 2:14 am
WELCOME.. to my World..
tcr!
· 7 days ago
And what a wonderful, sleepy world it is!
Karly
· Apr 17, 2019 at 6:04 am
Man. We were living the same day yesterday. I opted for playing the sounds of thunderstorms and that finally did it.
tcr!
· 7 days ago
Good pick!
debbie
· 7 days ago
I thought I was the only one!!!
erin
· 7 days ago
It’s going around!
tcr!
· 7 days ago
A restlessness has spread across the galaxy.
Sammons
· 6 days ago
Mine too!
jimi hindrance experience
· 6 days ago
I have had severe chronic insomnia for at least 25 years. Some nights I go right to sleep but mostly not. It is no joke.
tcr!
· 6 days ago
Insomnia is the best!
tcr!
· Apr 16, 2019 at 4:31 pm
The only thing that’s keeping me going on this drive home right now is knowing that I have half a day old donut waiting for me there.
🍩 🏠 👍 #lettherebehope
JJania
· Apr 16, 2019 at 4:42 pm
Remember that the hole is timeless.
tcr!
· Apr 16, 2019 at 4:50 pm
Thanks, I needed that reminder 😊
tcr!
· Apr 16, 2019 at 4:46 pm
In related news…
Karly
· Apr 16, 2019 at 4:58 pm
I feel like I did this about 4 hours ago…. oh wait. I did.
tcr!
· Apr 16, 2019 at 1:19 pm
Yesterday I pulled up behind a silver car waiting at a stoplight. There was another white car to my right, double parked with the blinkers on.
An older, burly dude was walking slowly down the sidewalk, eyeing the parked white car. I assumed it to be his. I also knew there was no way in hell he’d be able to open his driver’s side door. There wasn’t any room with his double park for him to get in.
I started to feel tense. Totally ready for the stoplight to turn green so this whole situation would go away. I like stuff to go away.
“What the hell you park like that for? This is a no win situation.”
jimi hindrance experience
· Apr 16, 2019 at 2:36 pm
“…to own and tend. …to control and parse.” 😊
tcr!
· Apr 16, 2019 at 4:46 pm
Exactly. I don’t know why I sometimes think that another’s feeling is mine to manage. I got enough going on with just me. 😊
Jim J
· 6 days ago
Well said!
tcr!
· 6 days ago
Thanks!
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Can I use that excuse in other social situations? “I’d love to come to your party, but I’m fictitiously engaged that evening.”
Absolutely but be careful letting people know how much fiction you’re dealing with. Most humans can’t handle too much in public. Cats on the other hand…
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cormanang · 2 days ago
I like that you liked this one!
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Kelly K · 2 days ago
Introvert much? 😉
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