· Oct 18, 2018 at 9:46 am
I’m don’t know how often I say “fucking cats” but it’s a lot.
In related news, how many yards of clothing square foot can you guys get from a single sheet of lint roller? One long sleeve black shirt? Front side only? How much pressure do you apply when rolling? 52 pounds per ton?
· Oct 3, 2018 at 10:54 pm
I just asked my cat if she liked egg salad. She replied with two meows.
I can’t remember if it’s one for bad, two for good. How does Tom Cruise abuse his autistic brother again?
I’ve had four lemon cooler cookies since I got home from work so I guess nothing matters anymore.
· Sep 25, 2018 at 5:49 pm
Sure cats… Maggie and I will herd the crippled chipmunk back outside, and sure… I’ll wipe up the blood from the kitchen floor, and then sure… I’ll clean up your puke on the dining room rug.
Sure… you two go ahead and have a nice drink of water and a nice dinner while we minions get nothing but heartbreak and destruction.