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tcr!
· Sep 19, 2021 at 12:32 pm
You may have seen this meme making the rounds. My testicles didn’t get huge after getting the vaccine. I wish my eyes would’ve gotten huge, though. Then I could see in the dark like a cat. Or a ninja.
I heard a story once about a dwarf ninja that would hide in outhouses and literally impale his victims right up the old poop chute. His victims probably thought, “that was a fiery burrito, Louis.”
This post has taken a weird turn. But I guess it was weird from the start. I did have a ninja book when I was about 12. I also had a black wiffle ball bat when I was 15 that I pounded six inch nails into. My dad threw it away when I wasn’t there. I searched for that thing high and low. Several times.
tism
· Sep 19, 2021 at 12:36 pm
Don’t ever stop being you. ❤️
threecrates
· Sep 19, 2021 at 12:48 pm
3rd time this week a bat of that sort has been mentioned! 😀
Momma J
· Sep 19, 2021 at 5:46 pm
O U Travis
chrisrich
· Sep 19, 2021 at 6:46 pm
My vaccinatrd testicles aren’t nearly as big as my ego.
tcr!
· Aug 19, 2021 at 7:09 pm
The only thing I use social media for is socializing. If you have questions about the vaccine, go talk to your doctor.
edox
· Aug 19, 2021 at 8:13 pm
Socializing off the best and these days best from afar.
marney0160
· Aug 21, 2021 at 9:47 am
From a fellow microbiology scientist: That was great!
jimi hindrance experience
· Aug 23, 2021 at 12:56 pm
PTL.
tcr!
· May 15, 2021 at 12:19 pm
If you’re not interested in COVID-19 vaccinations this post isn’t for you. 😊
But if you are interested and haven’t got the vax yet and live in my area, it’s pretty easy. Yesterday Sara sent me a link (because she’s good like that) to the Kane Vax Hub.
This is the link:
https://events.juvare.com/IL-IDPH/f78c26a6-a753-41b8-9a34-4d2edbc9d73e/
Visit the website, find your preferred date/time and make an appointment. Don’t doddle on the website because the slots go quickly and you’ll loose your preferred date/time. And then you’ll curse at yourself and maybe slap your cat and have to start over.
jimi hindrance experience
· May 16, 2021 at 1:14 pm
Where I went felt a little army, but they got the job done. No longer wait than you’d expect with that many people. This was in Feb.
tcr!
· May 16, 2021 at 4:54 pm
Yep, having it like a little army base was good. Kept people moving along 😊
thewattsolak
· May 16, 2021 at 4:58 pm
This is the coolest vax sticker I’ve seen yet.
tcr!
· May 17, 2021 at 6:47 am
Still looking for the best spot for it, too
tcr!
· Dec 27, 2020 at 11:36 am
So what’s the alternative to getting the COVID vaccine? Let the virus/disease run its course?
🌪💉 🤔 #coronavirus #helpwanted
keamoose
· Dec 27, 2020 at 1:13 pm
I guess so, but that didn’t work in Sweden. You can get sick again after a few months, and you’ll take other people out even if you survive. Plus, even if you don’t die, the long-term effects can include severely reduced lung capacity (like 50%), brain damage, and stroke or other cardiovascular issues even after a mild case. There was a group of college football players who all had mild cases of Covid and all were diagnosed with a very rare and serious heart inflammation afterward, and obviously those are young, healthy people. The vaccine can’t make you sick, and the chances of a serious reaction are very very low. It’s been properly tested, the only reason it’s faster than usual is that it didn’t have to keep stopping to apply for more funding and the review was done as the testing went along instead of all after the fact. Are you worried about it? Can I help explain anything?
tam.the.terrible
· Dec 27, 2020 at 3:21 pm
Thank you for this. I was always going to get the vaccine, pre-registered for it last week. But this makes me feel less anxious. This virus will be around for a long time.
keamoose
· Dec 27, 2020 at 3:28 pm
I’m really glad this helped you feel less anxious 😊
tism
· Dec 27, 2020 at 2:13 pm
Are you considering skipping the vaccine?
tcr!
· Dec 27, 2020 at 4:18 pm
Well, I was reading on the internet that vaccines are bad and this Covid vaccine will rewrite my DNA and give me corona, too
keamoose
· Dec 27, 2020 at 4:20 pm
It literally doesn’t have the ability to do either of those things.
tcr!
· Dec 27, 2020 at 4:25 pm
But I can get rabies or a government microchip. The latter will let the CIA track my EVERY move. Around my house. Because I’m in quarantine. Which was the KGB’s plan from day one.
keamoose
· Dec 27, 2020 at 4:26 pm
If you have a cell phone, there’s no reason to microchip you. It’s way more efficient to have you willingly hand over all your info to Facebook. 😂
tcr!
· Dec 27, 2020 at 4:29 pm
See, that’s why I have a tor vpn connection and only open FB on a private browsing Firefox install. The Covids won’t get me. They can’t EVEN see me.
keamoose
· Dec 27, 2020 at 4:30 pm
But what about the 5G??
tcr!
· Dec 27, 2020 at 4:31 pm
Oh
fiatlux423
· Dec 27, 2020 at 5:19 pm
Don’t you have Alexa? 👀
tcr!
· Dec 28, 2020 at 9:34 am
What, Alexa has covid, too? Just great.
marney0160
· Dec 30, 2020 at 12:53 pm
Your kidding rt?
tcr!
· Dec 31, 2020 at 7:28 am
I never kid about such delicate medical matters. Alexa would not be pleased.
franh
· Dec 27, 2020 at 4:55 pm
So you’re screwed anyway you go. Just enjoy it.
tism
· Dec 27, 2020 at 5:02 pm
Yup, live wih getting the vaccine, tolerate the side effects and enjoy your life. 🙂
elaineorr
· Dec 27, 2020 at 4:57 pm
It is not a live vaccine, so it cannot give you the illness. I’ve been working as a contact tracer. So I talked to hundreds of people who had it. You don’t want it!
tcr!
· Dec 28, 2020 at 9:39 am
See, I didn’t think I wanted the vaccine either. I don’t want a dead one. I want a live one.
sveagrabarek
· Dec 28, 2020 at 9:48 am
I think they injure the covid DNA when they insert the microchip in the vaccine, so it’s alive, but barely.
tcr!
· Dec 28, 2020 at 10:05 am
What did the covid DNA ever do to the DEA? Nothing. Glad to hear that it’ll limp through.
tcr!
· Nov 1, 2020 at 3:17 pm
Trust science not morons.
Belgium went on full lockdown until December. The pandemic isn’t a US political issue.
fiatlux423
· Nov 1, 2020 at 3:23 pm
Illinois in the last 24 hours
tcr!
· Nov 1, 2020 at 3:38 pm
Yep, very real and very scary went you start drilling down to state and county levels.
elongdo
· Nov 1, 2020 at 3:50 pm
UK is going on lockdown Nov 5-Dec 2
tcr!
· Nov 1, 2020 at 4:03 pm
Good. The whole world should as they’re able to.
tcr!
· Oct 13, 2020 at 7:25 am
Me: Before I sign this screen verification form for the school, do you have COVID?
Maggie: No.
Me: Okay, just making sure.
Momma J
· Oct 13, 2020 at 9:44 am
weddle
· Oct 14, 2020 at 11:10 pm
Exactly! So ridiculous
tcr!
· Oct 2, 2020 at 8:21 am
President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump tested positive for the coronavirus early Friday — 32 days before Election Day and while voters are already casting ballots. It’s a stunning reminder that the northwest gate of the White House, where senior staff, VIPs and journalists gain entry to the 18-acre complex, is made of metal bars and not medical masks or face shields. Campaign rallies, candidate debates and rope lines at airport pit-stops offer even fewer protections — even for the most powerful person in the world.
More 2020 I guess.
jimi hindrance experience
· Oct 2, 2020 at 12:41 pm
My buddy wondered aloud if Trump’s lying to avoid further debates. It’s not far-fetched.
tcr!
· Oct 2, 2020 at 12:41 pm
Yep, the theories are rolling in and this wouldn’t surprise me
danny_gurl08
· Oct 2, 2020 at 1:22 pm
Or trying to denounce the severity of COVID, or letting his VP take over so he can be pardoned.
tcr!
· Sep 15, 2020 at 12:29 pm
This is an example of what I do during workday breaks in quarantine.
Does anyone else suspect?!
Nobody this side of the wall
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