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May 12th, 2021 at 1:13:43 pm

tcr! · May 12, 2021 at 1:13 pm

Where does one by real explosive fireworks in Illinois in this day and age?

#firecrackers #helpwanted ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿค”

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tism tism · May 12, 2021 at 1:22 pm

Illinois fireworks map

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reiner_j · May 12, 2021 at 1:41 pm

You can’t in Illinois bro

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keamoose keamoose · May 12, 2021 at 1:47 pm

Are you fighting the Gorn next door again?

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fiatlux423 · May 12, 2021 at 1:58 pm

They’re illegal here

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reiner_j · May 12, 2021 at 2:05 pm

Gotta go to Indiana or Wisconsin

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Pelletier · May 12, 2021 at 6:58 pm

In Missouri.

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Pelletier · May 12, 2021 at 6:59 pm

You should know by now NOTHING fun happens in Illinois anymore.

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elaineorr · May 12, 2021 at 8:51 pm

Illinois is still a safe state. IN and IA sell the stuff.

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Kelly K · May 14, 2021 at 9:07 pm

๐Ÿค” This request concerns me ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Raes · May 14, 2021 at 10:46 pm

Come out here..all over the place . Counted a few within 30 miles

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Jan 1st, 2021 at 1:20:59 pm

tcr! · Jan 1, 2021 at 1:20 pm

Do people do New Years Day dinner? Is that a thing for some of you festive folk?

๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿค” #helpwanted #newyears

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Raes · Jan 1, 2021 at 1:27 pm

Not really..soup n sandwiches..finger foods

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fivewayrack fivewayrack · Jan 1, 2021 at 1:42 pm

I know several people who do a family soup. The neighbors do oyster

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keamoose keamoose · Jan 1, 2021 at 1:57 pm

I mean… We have regular dinner. We don’t go hungry or anything. But it’s not a “thing” here.

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tism tism · Jan 1, 2021 at 2:02 pm

Regular dinner here. ๐Ÿ™‚ But do it up special of that’s your thing. ๐Ÿ˜€๐ŸŽ‰

keamoose keamoose · Jan 1, 2021 at 2:06 pm

Oh yes, have as many special dinners as you want.

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thewattsolak · Jan 1, 2021 at 3:13 pm

I celebrate with dinner EVERY night.

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tcr! tcr! · Jan 1, 2021 at 4:41 pm

I kinda like the idea of a great New Years Day brunch. I seem to enjoy cooking that kinda thing more. But then again, I don’t know if that’d pan out if I’d stayed up until midnight the night before. ๐Ÿ˜ด

keamoose keamoose · Jan 1, 2021 at 4:46 pm

I think that sounds great. And most places here serve brunch until 3 pm. Wikipedia also says up to 3 pm. So you don’t have to be up THAT early. ๐Ÿ˜‰

tism tism · Jan 1, 2021 at 5:12 pm

This be all like….
Without the meat of course. ๐Ÿ˜€

New Years Day Brunch

tam.the.terrible · Jan 1, 2021 at 5:47 pm

There are all kinds of things you could make ahead or prep ahead. One of them is peach French toast. It needs to sit overnight in the fridge. It’s yummy!

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thewattsolak · Jan 1, 2021 at 5:08 pm

We had Culver’s custard for lunch and I’m christening Ice Cream Lunch as our new new year’s meal tradition.

Culver’s custard for lunch.jpg

Culvers custard for lunch

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franh franh · Jan 1, 2021 at 5:35 pm

Yes it’s called Portillo’s

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Jan 1, 2021 at 6:44 pm

Never official but we have lots of hearty snaks

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Stacie T · Jan 1, 2021 at 8:34 pm

There are certain foods we eat on New Year’s Day but not a formal dinner like Tday or Christmas.

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Kelly K · Jan 1, 2021 at 8:58 pm

We just had cornbread, black eyed peas & baked potatoes. The black eyed peas & cornbread are good luck to eat on New Year’s Day in Southern culture.

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Momma J Momma J · Jan 1, 2021 at 9:33 pm

Do you remember I used to make potato soup every Christmas Eve?

tcr! tcr! · Jan 2, 2021 at 1:40 pm

Kinda, sorta, not really ๐Ÿคท‍โ™‚๏ธ

Momma J Momma J · Jan 2, 2021 at 2:16 pm

Hahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚

Momma J Momma J · Jan 2, 2021 at 2:17 pm

That was when your father and I were married. John did not like potato soup so I never made it here

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SE Koehler · Jan 2, 2021 at 4:04 am

Mom’s family had ham and navy beans & cornbread every New Years Day. Beans for prosperity…but when she and Dad married she had to add large Lima Beans w / Ham & cornbread…Dad disliked Little Navy Beans.

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I donโ€™t know which plan is right for me

tcr! · Dec 31, 2020 at 7:49 am

Night before last Sara helped me with figuring out which health care insurance plan would be a good fit for my medical needs and budget. Of course one needs to provide their address, phone number, and so on for such things. I expected the sales reps to start contacting me before long. Below is one such conversation, fired from the hip…

I don t know which plan is right for me

#sms #helpwanted #healthnews

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popvinylmj · Dec 31, 2020 at 8:15 am

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Dec 27th, 2020 at 11:36:33 am

tcr! · Dec 27, 2020 at 11:36 am

So what’s the alternative to getting the COVID vaccine? Let the virus/disease run its course?

๐ŸŒช๐Ÿ’‰ ๐Ÿค” #coronavirus #helpwanted

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keamoose keamoose · Dec 27, 2020 at 1:13 pm

I guess so, but that didn’t work in Sweden. You can get sick again after a few months, and you’ll take other people out even if you survive. Plus, even if you don’t die, the long-term effects can include severely reduced lung capacity (like 50%), brain damage, and stroke or other cardiovascular issues even after a mild case. There was a group of college football players who all had mild cases of Covid and all were diagnosed with a very rare and serious heart inflammation afterward, and obviously those are young, healthy people. The vaccine can’t make you sick, and the chances of a serious reaction are very very low. It’s been properly tested, the only reason it’s faster than usual is that it didn’t have to keep stopping to apply for more funding and the review was done as the testing went along instead of all after the fact. Are you worried about it? Can I help explain anything?

tam.the.terrible · Dec 27, 2020 at 3:21 pm

Thank you for this. I was always going to get the vaccine, pre-registered for it last week. But this makes me feel less anxious. This virus will be around for a long time.

keamoose keamoose · Dec 27, 2020 at 3:28 pm

I’m really glad this helped you feel less anxious ๐Ÿ˜Š

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tism tism · Dec 27, 2020 at 2:13 pm

Are you considering skipping the vaccine?

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tcr! tcr! · Dec 27, 2020 at 4:18 pm

Well, I was reading on the internet that vaccines are bad and this Covid vaccine will rewrite my DNA and give me corona, too

keamoose keamoose · Dec 27, 2020 at 4:20 pm

It literally doesn’t have the ability to do either of those things.

tcr! tcr! · Dec 27, 2020 at 4:25 pm

But I can get rabies or a government microchip. The latter will let the CIA track my EVERY move. Around my house. Because I’m in quarantine. Which was the KGB’s plan from day one.

keamoose keamoose · Dec 27, 2020 at 4:26 pm

If you have a cell phone, there’s no reason to microchip you. It’s way more efficient to have you willingly hand over all your info to Facebook. ๐Ÿ˜‚

tcr! tcr! · Dec 27, 2020 at 4:29 pm

See, that’s why I have a tor vpn connection and only open FB on a private browsing Firefox install. The Covids won’t get me. They can’t EVEN see me.

keamoose keamoose · Dec 27, 2020 at 4:30 pm

But what about the 5G??

fiatlux423 · Dec 27, 2020 at 5:19 pm

Don’t you have Alexa? ๐Ÿ‘€

tcr! tcr! · Dec 28, 2020 at 9:34 am

What, Alexa has covid, too? Just great.

marney0160 marney0160 · Dec 30, 2020 at 12:53 pm

Your kidding rt?

tcr! tcr! · Dec 31, 2020 at 7:28 am

I never kid about such delicate medical matters. Alexa would not be pleased.

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franh franh · Dec 27, 2020 at 4:55 pm

So you’re screwed anyway you go. Just enjoy it.

tism tism · Dec 27, 2020 at 5:02 pm

Yup, live wih getting the vaccine, tolerate the side effects and enjoy your life. ๐Ÿ™‚

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elaineorr · Dec 27, 2020 at 4:57 pm

It is not a live vaccine, so it cannot give you the illness. I’ve been working as a contact tracer. So I talked to hundreds of people who had it. You don’t want it!

tcr! tcr! · Dec 28, 2020 at 9:39 am

See, I didn’t think I wanted the vaccine either. I don’t want a dead one. I want a live one.

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sveagrabarek · Dec 28, 2020 at 9:48 am

I think they injure the covid DNA when they insert the microchip in the vaccine, so it’s alive, but barely.

tcr! tcr! · Dec 28, 2020 at 10:05 am

What did the covid DNA ever do to the DEA? Nothing. Glad to hear that it’ll limp through.

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How do I go about finding a notary with a seal and all of that?

tcr! · Dec 18, 2020 at 7:28 am

Like today? ๐Ÿค”

#helpwanted

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urbanalion · Dec 18, 2020 at 7:30 am

Most banks have one

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keamoose keamoose · Dec 18, 2020 at 7:31 am

Try the UPS store

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Moller · Dec 18, 2020 at 7:32 am

Your Bank or the public library

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tcr! tcr! · Dec 18, 2020 at 7:33 am

Ahh.. the bank! They’re the ones who want the deportation documents notarized. Figures.

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fiatlux423 · Dec 18, 2020 at 7:34 am

Currency exchange

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danny_gurl08 · Dec 18, 2020 at 7:52 am

The court house often does this, at least here. People would come to the library all the time, but we didn’t offer it.

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Raes · Dec 18, 2020 at 9:33 am

Courthouse ..county clerks office. My mom used to do it when she was there.

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Daddio G Daddio G · Dec 18, 2020 at 10:49 am

Any bank or lawyer’s office. Should be advertisements in yellow pages

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14 min to 7-Eleven

tcr! · Nov 7, 2019 at 7:47 am

14 min to 7 Eleven

Apparently I go to 7-Eleven so much that Siri has started offering me unsolicited directions.

#siri #helpwanted

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Oct 21st, 2019 at 6:35:22 pm

tcr! · Oct 21, 2019 at 6:35 pm

Me: Alexa, play music to shred cheese to.

Alexa: Okay. Here’s Sex Type Thing by Stone Temple Pilots.

Me: Perfect ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿง€ ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ‘Œ

#alexa #helpwanted

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Hater McGhray Hater McGhray · Oct 21, 2019 at 7:15 pm

Wow ๐Ÿ‘Œ

tcr! tcr! · Oct 21, 2019 at 8:10 pm

She had a whole playlist for shredding cheese so I guess it’s a thing

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Sep 7th, 2019 at 9:09:02 pm

tcr! · Sep 7, 2019 at 9:09 pm

Who would win in a fight: James Franco or James Earl Jones? ๐Ÿค”

James Franco James Earl Jones

#helpwanted

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Sep 7, 2019 at 9:19 pm

James Earl by a whisker.

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fiatlux423 · Sep 7, 2019 at 9:24 pm

James Earl Jones by a lot

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Hooper · Sep 7, 2019 at 9:25 pm

Thulsa doom by a mile or vader

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tcr! tcr! · Sep 8, 2019 at 10:14 am

I worry that Franco may be too slithery ๐Ÿ

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Aug 21st, 2019 at 10:51:49 am

tcr! · Aug 21, 2019 at 10:51 am

Which astronaut was it that ate a bunch of anti-diarrhea medicine so he didn’t have to poop in space?

๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿค” #helpwanted

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Aug 21, 2019 at 8:15 pm

I didnt’ know the answer and couldn’t find it on the big ass web. I found some disturbing drawings of the process.

tcr! tcr! · Aug 22, 2019 at 11:12 am

I couldn’t find it either even after googling. I do know that going into outer space can wreck havoc on the bowels and let loose the dogs of war.

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Mr. Anderson · Aug 22, 2019 at 11:29 am

Armstrong and Aldrin
https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5211851

tcr! tcr! · Aug 22, 2019 at 12:12 pm

Apparently I don’t know how to use google ๐Ÿ˜Š

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fivewayrack fivewayrack · Aug 22, 2019 at 2:38 pm

I know two mercury astronauts were on an open mic on the launch pad bitching about the low residue diet. “I swear if they make me eat one more God damn orange I’m going to lose it”

tcr! tcr! · Aug 23, 2019 at 8:27 am

This dude brought himself a corned beef samich along for the trip.

corned beef samich

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Irene · Aug 22, 2019 at 7:47 pm

Thanks!

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Aug 21st, 2019 at 9:17:26 am

tcr! · Aug 21, 2019 at 9:17 am

For maximum efficacy, when should plasma be transfused?

#helpwanted

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Aug 21, 2019 at 8:10 pm

Is this a Hg question? Are you an aging rock star? Are you now or have you ever been a vampire?

tcr! tcr! · Aug 22, 2019 at 11:09 am

Right before a surgical procedure… ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ”ช

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