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my vaccinated friends and I

tcr! · Sep 19, 2021 at 12:32 pm

You may have seen this meme making the rounds. My testicles didn’t get huge after getting the vaccine. I wish my eyes would’ve gotten huge, though. Then I could see in the dark like a cat. Or a ninja.

my vaccinated friends and I

I heard a story once about a dwarf ninja that would hide in outhouses and literally impale his victims right up the old poop chute. His victims probably thought, “that was a fiery burrito, Louis.”

This post has taken a weird turn. But I guess it was weird from the start. I did have a ninja book when I was about 12. I also had a black wiffle ball bat when I was 15 that I pounded six inch nails into. My dad threw it away when I wasn’t there. I searched for that thing high and low. Several times.

🙄 #coronavirus #memes

tism tism · Sep 19, 2021 at 12:36 pm

Don’t ever stop being you. ❤️

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threecrates threecrates · Sep 19, 2021 at 12:48 pm

3rd time this week a bat of that sort has been mentioned! 😀

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Momma J Momma J · Sep 19, 2021 at 5:46 pm

O U Travis

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chrisrich · Sep 19, 2021 at 6:46 pm

My vaccinatrd testicles aren’t nearly as big as my ego.

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