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Dec 5th, 2018 at 6:09:21 pm

tcr! · 4 days ago

Wait. How did it get to be Wednesday?

I thought it was Thursday and was looking forward to tomorrow being Friday.

😭 #allislost

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sadiebug92 · 4 days ago

Well now it is

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Dec 1st, 2018 at 3:16:20 pm

tcr! · Dec 1, 2018 at 3:16 pm

I accidentally bought unsalted peanuts.

These things are fucking joke. 😂 😐

ðŸĨœ #allislost #peanuts

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Momma J Momma J · Dec 1, 2018 at 3:18 pm

Kind of like yucky un salted butter

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Coops · Dec 1, 2018 at 3:30 pm

Take em pour honey and salt on em bake 10 min at 350 hurry

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vaughn3 · Dec 1, 2018 at 3:38 pm

Sadly I feel your pain. Throw them shits out. Or go to the zoo.

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Richard · Dec 1, 2018 at 8:29 pm

Is it me?
Since most your posts are pretty humorous, when something crappy happens to you , I kinda giggle.
Like Bill Murray dying in Zombieland.

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cp1989 cp1989 · Dec 1, 2018 at 9:04 pm

Why are those even a thing?

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klaurindabrey · Dec 1, 2018 at 9:56 pm

Yep. They suck

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chrisrich · Dec 2, 2018 at 6:01 am

What’s the punchline?

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glenn.cremer glenn.cremer · Dec 2, 2018 at 7:28 pm

Kinda like unsalted potato chips

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leebobabaruba · 5 days ago

A very nice hydraulic jump.

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Nov 10th, 2018 at 10:16:26 am

tcr! · Nov 10, 2018 at 10:16 am

Why is there never a paperclip around when I need one?

They’ll be out laying in the street. They’ll be snoozing on the sink in my bathroom. The robot vacuum will be eating them for breakfast. But when I desperately need a clip for my papers, there are none to be found.

I should go back to bed. Forget about my taxes and recipients and paystubs and call this day a wash. The office supplies of the world can go fuck themselves.

ðŸĪŠ #allislost

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Jim J · Nov 10, 2018 at 12:01 pm

A little edgy aren’t we…Ha!

tcr! tcr! · Nov 10, 2018 at 1:02 pm

I need my paper clips 📎😊

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Karly · Nov 10, 2018 at 5:08 pm

I think I just got a twitch over you doing taxes in November.

tcr! tcr! · Nov 10, 2018 at 5:22 pm

I move at my own pace 🐌

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Ryan Waters · Nov 10, 2018 at 6:54 pm

I love your posts

tcr! tcr! · Nov 11, 2018 at 10:05 am

Most are just stream of thought kinda thing.

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Pillsbury’s Candy Apple frosting

tcr! · Oct 14, 2018 at 10:09 am

Pillsbury Candy Apple frosting

Sometimes I’ll got out on a culinary limb. A daring yet delectable escapade, laying out loads of cash for adventurous taste combinations that send the conservatives repulsed to the bakeries of safety.

For example, in this year of 2018, this month of October, I dropped this Candy Apple frosting from Pillsbury into my basket, impromptu style while in the aisles of Blue Goose. A one-handed yet non-acrobatic feat that impressed shoppers clear yonder to the western deli department.

Basket maneuvers aside, be aware impulsive and intrigued icing shoppers, concede to my financial frosting fiasco. This cake topping may look moist and delicious but the taste and texture is more akin to sweet, fluffy lipstick.

There may be a market for apple red lipstick for the baked cakes but I’m not included in it.

One might ask how I know lipstick tastes like. That would be a very good question.

🍰💄ðŸĪ” #photos #allislost

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Momma J Momma J · Oct 14, 2018 at 11:23 pm

It looks nasty!

tcr! tcr! · Oct 15, 2018 at 10:12 am

I thought it looked delicious! Like a thick, fire engine red pillowy pudding.

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Kelly K · Oct 15, 2018 at 6:26 am

Fantastic review! Wish I had been there to see the basket drop.

tcr! tcr! · Oct 15, 2018 at 10:14 am

Usually I’m in Blue Goose once a week. Perhaps our grocery paths will cross one day.

Kelly K · Oct 15, 2018 at 5:18 pm

I can only hope!

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I don’t deserve nice things

tcr! · Oct 9, 2018 at 9:52 am

Worm in the street

Some time over the weekend I had a dream that it was Wednesday after work and the robot vacuum hadn’t done his scheduled cleaning. And then I was crushed and frustrated, defeated and agitated, almost to the brink of tears.

Another substantiated claim that I don’t deserve nice things.

It was a lot worse when I was drinking, that train of thought. I’d like to say it surprises me that I still have it but it doesn’t.

Really though it’s not about deserving as much as “can’t have.” Because my mind doesn’t work that way. Because I’ll put myself in impossible situations. Where I’ll never win.

It’s a dysfunctional pattern carried from when I was a teenager or something. I don’t know for sure, go ask Moses.

Which leads into the struggles of a life inherited. From a previous life. More realistically it’s probably from my genetics. Family of origin stuff, a television spin off.

Desperately pleading that things would get better. But they won’t. They can’t. I stay in those situations because I’ve dug a hole. It’s pretty much impossible to get out. I don’t know how to do anything else.

And we don’t find nice things in holes. They don’t have them.

After spending over a decade in a hole it becomes familiar and comfortable. I can distract myself with my imagination, satisfy myself with make-believe. I can put a nice rug here and maybe a lamp over there.

Sometimes I strive and strain to climb out. But it just doesn’t work. And then I give up. Yet again. It’s easier just to give up, accept that everything’s terrible. Because this is just how it’s going to be.

Obviously I don’t feel spiritual every day. And then I flounder around for a day or two. Maybe a week. Read a spiritual book. Go to a meeting. Hear something that puts me back on track. Points me again in the right direction.

How I feel is not who I am.

God’s got a bigger plan. Maybe I’m not supposed to have nice things right now.

Keep the faith, peeps. Let go absolutely.

#allislost #advancedsoul

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Somewhere someone is crying on the inside

tcr! · Sep 27, 2018 at 4:21 pm

Somewhere someone is crying on the inside

#photos #allislost

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Sep 27, 2018 at 5:27 pm

If that’s cherry flavored, I would have a full out melt down, right now.

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Sep 24th, 2018 at 11:18:26 am

tcr! · Sep 24, 2018 at 11:18 am

*NOTE* Please No Selfies, soliciting or advertising.

What??? 😭

#allislost #selfies

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22° N

tcr! · Sep 19, 2018 at 10:59 pm

22 N

My bedroom points 22° North. My whole life has been a lie.

#allislost

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Haven’t received your package yet?

tcr! · Sep 12, 2018 at 12:25 pm

Bethesda Store email

Get yours: gear.bethesda.net/products/red-rocket-robot-tee →

#fashion #allislost

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Sep 9th, 2018 at 4:19:27 pm

tcr! · Sep 9, 2018 at 4:19 pm

I just spilled couscous on the kitchen floor. What’s the best tool to clean it up? Broom? Vacuum? Anteater?

Really, I’m thinking I may have to move… ðŸĪ”

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Katie Jo · Sep 9, 2018 at 4:22 pm

Cooked or uncooked?

tcr! tcr! · Sep 9, 2018 at 5:13 pm

Cooked. I can’t even look at a raw couscous. Have you seen that stuff? ðŸ˜ģ

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jschmuckal · Sep 9, 2018 at 4:22 pm

Been there. Broom what you can and vac the rest. If some got under the cabinets, use the crevice attachment. Oh, and take your shoes off…..that cous cous is like little ball bearings….:D

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lili · Sep 9, 2018 at 4:22 pm

Dog?

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jschmuckal · Sep 9, 2018 at 4:22 pm

COOKED? Yes, I agree, dog is best.

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hodges · Sep 9, 2018 at 4:23 pm

Bring in a pet or let your cleaning crew do it. This is really dumb it’s not nuclear waste or asbestos for god sakes. Just figure it out.

tcr! tcr! · Sep 9, 2018 at 7:43 pm

😉

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debbie · Sep 9, 2018 at 4:24 pm

DOG

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DP · Sep 9, 2018 at 7:41 pm

Put a rug over it

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tamaraholby · Sep 9, 2018 at 7:41 pm

Possum

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Mona · Sep 9, 2018 at 8:22 pm

Is it Moroccan couscous or Israeli couscous? Cause that Israeli stuff is not playin.

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sveagrabarek · Sep 9, 2018 at 8:38 pm

You could get a cuscus. It’s spelled almost the same and this is apparently an omnivore. Make him earn his keep?

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Galvan · Sep 9, 2018 at 8:44 pm

I have what I call the brown vacuum with 4 legs ðŸķ

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liz · Sep 9, 2018 at 9:03 pm

Omg, I feel your pain!! Rice, quinoa…arrggghh

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Wallace · Sep 10, 2018 at 10:38 am

borrow some1’s dog

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Momma J Momma J · Sep 10, 2018 at 11:28 am

I just Googled Couscous to see what it was

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