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tcr!
· Jul 11, 2019 at 11:07 am
In my neighborhood we have an alley that runs behind all of our houses. It’s where our garages are and where we set out our trash cans. Maggie learned to ride her bike there and all that. It’s where the real stories are.
Having the alley is nice because we can put things out there that are still good and somebody will come along and pick them up.
So a couple of weeks ago I was cleaning out my garage and wheeled Maggie’s kid bike out by the alley. She’s too big to ride it anymore and I knew somebody would snag it before long. Maybe pop a couple wheelies and jump some sweet jumps on their sidewalk.
But you wanna know who took it?
My good Christian neighbor. A few nights later when Maggie and I were coming home down the alley she said, “Hey! That’s my bike!”
Yep, it’d moved a mere 30-ish feet over into the neighbor’s yard.
Granted my neighbor had every right to it since I put it up for grabs but it’s kind of disheartening to see Maggie’s first ride just leaning up against the neighbor’s garage the last couple weeks.
Instead of some other kid without a bike being able to ride it this summer it’s sitting there with the weeds.
PS- this is the same neighbor that choked the goose and dumped yard debris by the retention pond.
Karly
· Jul 11, 2019 at 12:40 pm
Aw man. I thought this story would end with a Maggie 2.0 riding the cul de sac and you guys smiling at the memories. 😒
tcr!
· Jul 11, 2019 at 12:48 pm
Me, too.
tism
· Jul 11, 2019 at 12:42 pm
Ffs…selfish neighbor. Take it back. :-P
tcr!
· Jul 11, 2019 at 12:48 pm
Challenge accepted!
tism
· Jul 11, 2019 at 1:10 pm
I will require detailed surveillance reports, and a battle plan.
tcr!
· Jul 11, 2019 at 1:54 pm
There may be some post-op photos
fiatlux423
· Jul 12, 2019 at 9:32 am
I’ll take it back for you and shake my fist at him if he tries to stop me
tism
· Jul 12, 2019 at 9:59 am
The secret “TCR Army” is massing world. Look the f*ck out!!”
reiner_j
· Jul 11, 2019 at 12:54 pm
Oh Sally…..
reiner_j
· Jul 11, 2019 at 12:55 pm
She can’t help it bro. She’s borderline hoarder. Ever been in her house?
tcr!
· Jul 11, 2019 at 1:55 pm
No, we don’t talk to each other anymore 😁
pynn
· Jul 11, 2019 at 1:08 pm
Choked the goose?
reiner_j
· Jul 11, 2019 at 1:19 pm
Geoff Pynn that really happened bro. It’s not figurative either.
tcr!
· Jul 11, 2019 at 1:53 pm
Totally true.
jimi hindrance experience
· Jul 11, 2019 at 3:28 pm
Yikes.
Schocker
· Jul 12, 2019 at 3:25 am
That is sad about the bike. However, I know she is probably looking for a kid to give it to. She does that. Maybe she thought she was saving it from scrappers. Also, she’s not a Christian. I’ve talked to her many times. She may identify herself that way, but she does not accept Christ as her savior. In fact, she very rarely even goes to church. Trust me… I’ve tried to share and talk the gospel with her many times to no avail. She’s not even sure what she believes, but it’s not that needs Christ as her savior.
fiatlux423
· Jul 12, 2019 at 9:31 am
Take it back bro he’s a dick
tcr!
· Jun 14, 2019 at 11:02 am
As Dick Solomon once said, “I can’t handle the truth.”
tcr!
· Jun 7, 2019 at 2:26 pm
Apparently somebody reported to FB that my name isn’t really “Tcr Bang” so I guess I can’t have nice things anymore.
asquared01
· Jun 7, 2019 at 2:31 pm
Wow. I can’t believe someone cares and would report it. 🤦🏻♀️😑🙄
Hooper
· Jun 7, 2019 at 2:33 pm
Yea I was Steve Rogers since facebook started and a pissed off ex reported it
reiner_j
· Jun 7, 2019 at 2:54 pm
That’s some petty shit
vabevabe17
· Jun 7, 2019 at 2:55 pm
Seriously?! How pathetic!!
Coops
· Jun 7, 2019 at 2:57 pm
🤔 that is ridiculous fn jerk
fleming
· Jun 7, 2019 at 3:01 pm
Did they put you in fb jail?
tcr!
· Jun 7, 2019 at 3:06 pm
What FB did was to lock me out of my account until I used my real name -or- I provided physical proof (driver’s license, SSN card) that Tcr Bang was my actual name. 🙄 Oh the humanity.
Kelly K
· Jun 7, 2019 at 4:08 pm
Seriously?!?! Did someone actually report you or is it one of their logarithms? 🙄
keamoose
· Jun 7, 2019 at 3:07 pm
Do you know for sure that it was a person? They do have an algorithm that looks for fake names. It causes a ton of issues for first nations and aboriginal people; up here there lots of people with last names like Chocolate and Football and other things that FB thinks are made up. 🙄 That said, some people also have good reason not to use their real name, so I don’t think it’s fair.
tcr!
· Jun 7, 2019 at 5:26 pm
I’m gonna try and change my FB name to Travis AF.
tcr!
· Jun 7, 2019 at 5:28 pm
Or not…
keamoose
· Jun 7, 2019 at 5:29 pm
Bad news for people getting quick Vegas wedding/divorce combos.
tcr!
· Jun 7, 2019 at 5:38 pm
We can revisit in August
heather
· Jun 7, 2019 at 11:21 pm
So you could change the order? BTW, it wasn’t me 😉
Richard
· Jun 7, 2019 at 3:22 pm
This is new. This sucks.
Vincenza
· Jun 7, 2019 at 3:38 pm
Oh my. Well if we don’t talk on FB. Best wishes until we meet again.
fiatlux423
· Jun 7, 2019 at 4:00 pm
It was probably someone in a group if you posted in the Geneva/St.Charles groups. I doubt someone on your friends list cares. That’s unfortunate because it doesn’t really matter and Facebook wouldn’t have made you change it if someone hadn’t said something. :\
tcr!
· Jun 7, 2019 at 5:38 pm
I’m sure it was
Sammons
· Jun 7, 2019 at 8:37 pm
Why would anyone care what you go by on FB?
marney0160
· Jun 8, 2019 at 8:43 pm
That’s ridiculous! 😠
Monohon
· Jun 9, 2019 at 1:10 am
Assholes!
tcr!
· Jun 4, 2019 at 8:52 am
I just sneezed and messed up my eyebrows… 🙄
Hater McGhray
· Jun 4, 2019 at 9:22 am
You’re going to have to shave them off and start over.
keamoose
· Jun 4, 2019 at 9:48 am
tcr!
· Jun 4, 2019 at 10:10 am
I often want to shave my eyebrows clean off. So life can start anew.
fivewayrack
· Jun 4, 2019 at 4:29 pm
Is a double dog dare going to move the needle?
Kris
· Jun 4, 2019 at 4:43 pm
How about a triple dog dare
tcr!
· Jun 5, 2019 at 7:15 am
After Rich’s comment below about eyebrows growing back I don’t think I’ll be shaving them anytime soon :)
fivewayrack
· Jun 5, 2019 at 7:36 am
I have some bad news for you. They do it anyway. LOL. Soooooooon.
jimi hindrance experience
· Jun 4, 2019 at 10:06 am
Rich J
· Jun 4, 2019 at 11:30 am
Don’t do it. My ex father in law, when he was asleep someone shaved off his eyebrows and when they grew back the hair was curly and weird sticking in every direction. It was gross.
tcr!
· Jun 4, 2019 at 2:43 pm
Good to know. Very good to know.
I like your concern about your eyebrows. It’s strangely enough, the first physical feature I notice on a persons face. How about you? Is it just your eyebrows you’re concerned about or do you take pity on others? 😶😏😔😳😂
tcr!
· May 9, 2019 at 12:11 pm
Tell me again how long I get to hold something against somebody… 🤔
Greg Michael
· May 9, 2019 at 12:14 pm
How long can you hold your breath?
tcr!
· May 9, 2019 at 12:32 pm
Brilliant
Karly
· May 9, 2019 at 1:02 pm
Let me know when you find out. I think I’m at 32 years and accruing.
tcr!
· May 9, 2019 at 1:59 pm
Some grudges I actively maintain and others I only notice if the person’s name comes up in conversation.
klaurindabrey
· May 9, 2019 at 2:00 pm
When do u want to be free again?
Momma J
· May 9, 2019 at 5:48 pm
All above responses are very interesting!
tcr!
· Apr 22, 2019 at 4:38 pm
I just called my dentist and tried to cancel my appointment for tomorrow, April 30th because of my cold. I figured they wouldn’t want to be sticking their hands in my mouth.
Good thing the lady told me tomorrow is the 23rd because I had no idea what day it was.
I’m really glad I’m not in charge of launching anybody’s rockets today 🚀
Richard
· Apr 22, 2019 at 6:13 pm
Good one.
elaineorr
· Apr 24, 2019 at 5:00 am
We’re in the same boat. I have concrete in my sinuses.
tcr!
· Apr 25, 2019 at 7:01 am
Allergies?
elaineorr
· Apr 26, 2019 at 1:20 am
Yep. Usually not this bad. I finally went and got some antibiotics. They help, but I hate to take them. Make sure to let me know when the book is out. Send me the Amazon link, please.
tcr!
· Apr 26, 2019 at 8:29 am
I hear you. I’m not one to usually be bothered by allergens but something’s in the air this year. I got a headache going on six days and I’m ready to get out the drill 😊
tcr!
· Apr 17, 2019 at 7:08 am
I woke up elated today thinking that it was Thursday. It’s not Thursday though, it’s fucking Wednesday. 🙄
In related news, I’ve been through this before.
tcr!
· Apr 10, 2019 at 7:05 am
The scene is Sara’s kitchen table, around 6:15 am.
She asks me how I slept and I tell her okay but that I woke up at 5:45 am even though my alarm was set for 6:05 am. 🙄
My body was obviously tired after getting up with the sun but I don’t get why it didn’t just sleep for another 15 minutes. It had the time. It wasn’t doing anything else.
My body just does its own thing and most of the time it never makes any sense.
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Who the fark are these people? ^^
The modern bisexual workforce I guess
Does that mean they all have two jobs? 🤔
It means they all have zero jobs.
Oh wait. I was confusing the couch indigents with the modern hipster workforce.
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Well…. https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/11/27/bisexual-sitting-chairs-meme/
I believe couches are now called “sectionals”, so are they “bisectionals”?
Depends if they’re set up properly.
Does it have something to do with the cushions, too?
I assume there are twice as many cushions to choose from.
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landerl · Aug 23, 2019 at 10:42 am
To be fair, those couches look terribly uncomfortable.
And their placement is all wrong, too. I’d never sit with my back to someone. I’d be dead before EOD.
Kelly K · Aug 24, 2019 at 1:44 am
My thought exactly!
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These are too complicated! I would have spasms in my neck from turning my head trying to see who’s talking!
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