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In related, nonsensical straw news…

tcr! · Aug 17, 2018 at 2:36 pm

people will buy a reusable straw

See also: Banning plastic straws →

#environment

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tcr! tcr! · Aug 17, 2018 at 2:42 pm

Also, I know we’ve been over this before but as a refresher, you don’t microwave fish at work.

Kelly K · Aug 17, 2018 at 2:52 pm

I don’t eat fish, but I would think that one should not microwave fish anywhere… it seems unsafe for some reason. Props to the barista, btw.

I’m not discouraging the use of reusable straws (I’m on the hunt for a decent one myself), or any recycling, BUT the oceans will never be safe unless countries like China stop their horrific practices!

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Aug 17th, 2018 at 2:30:42 pm

tcr! · Aug 17, 2018 at 2:30 pm

If you use a micro-framework for your code then you get a micro amount of functionality.

#devhell #protip

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Richard · Aug 18, 2018 at 8:22 am

Ironically this comment sums up this comment.

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Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:40:55 pm

tcr! · Aug 16, 2018 at 10:40 pm

Me: he likes to eat a bunch of pills and act like an ass.

Sara: who doesn’t?

#sara

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sara sara · Aug 16, 2018 at 10:48 pm

You’re just full of lies tonight, whore.

Kelly K · Aug 17, 2018 at 1:55 am

Amen!

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Aug 16th, 2018 at 10:35:43 pm

tcr! · Aug 16, 2018 at 10:35 pm

Sara to Alexa: I’m going to punch you in the mouth, whore.

#sara #alexa

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fleming · Aug 16, 2018 at 10:36 pm

My kinda gal!!! πŸ˜‚

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Richard · Aug 17, 2018 at 7:26 am

Whats going on over there?!?

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fiatlux423 · Aug 17, 2018 at 8:27 am

Alexa probably played “Tom Sawyer” by Rush. To which this is a reasonable response.

tcr! tcr! · Aug 17, 2018 at 10:44 am

Dear lord. If I ever hear Rush again…

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Coops · Aug 17, 2018 at 12:13 pm

Keep her!!!!!πŸ˜‚

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Momma J Momma J · Aug 17, 2018 at 6:42 pm

Go get them Sara!

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Aug 16th, 2018 at 6:26:55 pm

tcr! · Aug 16, 2018 at 6:26 pm

When you guys buy Chihuahuas online, how many do do you buy at a time?

#dogs #helpwanted

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asquared01 · Aug 16, 2018 at 6:32 pm

Adopt don’t shop!

tcr! tcr! · Aug 16, 2018 at 10:19 pm

I wouldn’t really buy a dog online πŸ˜‰

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Bob C · Aug 16, 2018 at 6:33 pm

A dozen….. Oh wait that’s tacos

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Hater McGhray Hater McGhray · Aug 16, 2018 at 6:51 pm

You should get them from a breeder

Hater McGhray Hater McGhray · Aug 16, 2018 at 6:55 pm

I’m just kidding. You should forget the dogs and just get tacos.

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Kelly K · Aug 16, 2018 at 6:54 pm

This is not going to go well. πŸ™„πŸ€”

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Momma J Momma J · Aug 16, 2018 at 6:59 pm

None for me thank you very much

fiatlux423 · Aug 16, 2018 at 8:59 pm

same

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fiatlux423 · Aug 16, 2018 at 7:06 pm

Buy a real dog.

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Aug 16, 2018 at 8:55 pm

When you go for that economy pak the ones at the bottom are just crumbs. Just sayin’.

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tcr! tcr! · Aug 16, 2018 at 10:20 pm

I always wanted a flock of chihuahuas. With capes of red and blue. But not gold. Gold capes are the worst.

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prokop · Aug 16, 2018 at 10:25 pm

Do the capes say anything?

tcr! tcr! · Aug 17, 2018 at 10:42 am

No, they just have the fringe and all that. I think one has a lightning bolt.

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debbie · Aug 16, 2018 at 11:32 pm

A dozen!!!!!

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diaries for July 2018 - now shipping!

tcr! · Aug 16, 2018 at 10:12 am

diaries for July 2018

I like to put stickers on the envelops. πŸ’

#photos #diariesmagazine #forsale

Go subscribe →

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Kelly K · Aug 17, 2018 at 11:33 pm

I got mine today. I scoured it to see if the picture of the mango dragonfruit drink was in it, but it wasn’t ☹️

Kelly K · Aug 17, 2018 at 11:33 pm

Otherwise, excellent!

tcr! tcr! · Aug 18, 2018 at 2:51 pm

The dragonfruit was in the June issue 😊

Kelly K · Aug 18, 2018 at 3:36 pm

Oh. I missed it! I will go back & look for it!

Kelly K · Aug 18, 2018 at 3:44 pm

I found it! Nice πŸ˜‰

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Momma J Momma J · Aug 18, 2018 at 1:35 pm

Hopefully I’ll get mine today!

tcr! tcr! · Aug 18, 2018 at 2:49 pm

USPS says Monday 😒

Momma J Momma J · Aug 18, 2018 at 3:26 pm

thanks!

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Flowers bloom because they’re full of love

tcr! · Aug 16, 2018 at 7:48 am

Cuppa morning moonflowers 1 Cuppa morning moonflowers 2

#photos #moonflowers

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Kris HB · Aug 16, 2018 at 8:00 am

You seem to have an array of Love all around you πŸŒΌπŸ’™πŸŒΊ

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Momma J Momma J · Aug 16, 2018 at 3:29 pm

Such Purity in the world

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chrisrich · Aug 16, 2018 at 4:37 pm

Not true in scientific sense but nice metaphorically

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The turn signal of my existence

tcr! · Aug 15, 2018 at 5:22 pm

Audio (MP3): 20180815 - The turn signal of my existence

The scene is my truck. I’m driving home after the workday and merge into the left lane.

The car in front of me also merges into the left lane. The almighty nerve.

I shout, “Nice turn signal mother-clucker!! 🀬”

And then I look down and see that I myself also did not use my turn signal.

Who’s the mother-clucker now?

#trafficnews #diariespodcast

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fiatlux423 · Aug 15, 2018 at 5:23 pm

when u completely misread a situation

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Aug 15, 2018 at 5:27 pm

Only about once or twice a day for me…now.

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Momma J Momma J · Aug 15, 2018 at 6:27 pm

Hilarious!

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tcr! tcr! · Aug 15, 2018 at 8:39 pm

I think I have moments of clarity more in my truck than anywhere else.

Momma J Momma J · Aug 15, 2018 at 10:07 pm

Those moments usually happen when you least expect it, when you’re not trying to find the clarity

tcr! tcr! · Aug 16, 2018 at 7:56 am

For sure!

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jake · Aug 16, 2018 at 1:37 am

πŸ€”

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Aug 14th, 2018 at 6:19:06 pm

tcr! · Aug 15, 2018 at 2:39 pm

Do you ever find yourself in a situation, that you’ve been in before, that you fucked up each and every time?

And then you think to yourself, “I’m gonna go out on a limb here and do my best not to fuck it up this time around.”

I hope so. πŸ˜‰

#allisnotlost

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sadiebug92 · Aug 15, 2018 at 3:09 pm

🀚guilty.

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Momma J Momma J · Aug 15, 2018 at 3:24 pm

I’ve never really processed like that. I’ve always been under pressure to do whatever needs to be done without thinking it through - that I’m going to do whatever needed to be done!

tcr! tcr! · Aug 15, 2018 at 4:31 pm

Power through!!

Momma J Momma J · Aug 15, 2018 at 4:45 pm

I guess that’s me!

Momma J Momma J · Aug 15, 2018 at 4:46 pm

short powerful like Mighty Mouse!

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tism tism · Aug 15, 2018 at 3:40 pm

…and I still fuck it up…but less so. :-P

tcr! tcr! · Aug 15, 2018 at 4:30 pm

I’m familiar with the “less so” also 😊

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Aug 15, 2018 at 4:44 pm

I agree with tism

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vinc · Aug 15, 2018 at 10:24 pm

When I play some video games…

tcr! tcr! · Aug 16, 2018 at 7:54 am

Spot on.

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marney0160 marney0160 · Aug 16, 2018 at 7:39 pm

Yup. Especially when John Barleycorn was involved!

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Aug 14th, 2018 at 5:55:17 pm

tcr! · Aug 14, 2018 at 5:55 pm

Have you ever been brushing your teeth and then about halfway through forget which teeth you’ve already brushed?

And then start to wonder how you’ve ever even made it this far in life?

I thought so.

#thestruggleisreal

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flood · Aug 14, 2018 at 6:12 pm

I can’t count the number of times I’ve shampooed my hair twice because I wasn’t awake enough to remember i had just done it- Especially when my kids were little.

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Momma J Momma J · Aug 14, 2018 at 11:40 pm

Yes so it doesn’t take long to start over again

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πŸŽ™ Listen now β†’