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Good morning from the turtle, peeps

tcr! · May 17, 2015 at 6:50 am

Good morning from old man turtle

I actually took this yesterday afternoon at Gardenology but it seems fitting for right now.

Turtles always remind me of old men. Might be the wrinkly necks.

#photos #animalkingdom

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 17, 2015 at 11:08 pm

turtles are tied with kangaroo and penguin. there’s some other contenders, but they’re all monkeys.

i like ceasar salad dressing the best.

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tcr! tcr! · May 18, 2015 at 8:30 am

Oh Crouton, Crouton, wherefore art thou Crouton?

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“don’t piss off the fairies!” stone

tcr! · May 16, 2015 at 2:25 pm

Don't piss off the fairies stone

Saw this at Gardenology, might get it for Maggie’s fairy garden.

#photos #fairies

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keamoose keamoose · May 17, 2015 at 2:26 pm

They sound like ass-kicking fairies.

fairieswearboots

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tcr! tcr! · May 18, 2015 at 8:32 am

They probably are.

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Happy sunny (at the moment) Saturday, peeps!

tcr! · May 16, 2015 at 1:20 pm

Sunny Saturday Flowers

#photos #flowers

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Atomic Wedgie King pleads guilty

tcr! · May 16, 2015 at 7:27 am

Man pleads guilty to killing his stepfather with an atomic wedgie

Man pleads guilty to killing his stepfather with an atomic wedgie

A 33-year-old Oklahoma man has been charged with killing his stepfather by giving him an atomic wedgie, that caused the victim to suffocate on his own underwear. He pleaded guilty on Monday to first-degree manslaughter.

Brad Lee Davis was charged with murder in the death of 58-year-old Denver St. Clair in a drunken family fight at a residence just east of Oklahoma City, the Pottawatomie County Sheriff’s Office said in an arrest affidavit obtained on Wednesday.

Police arrested Davis on Tuesday. The affidavit said he ‘grabbed St. Clair’s underwear and gave him an atomic wedgie. Davis allegedly pulled the elastic waistband of St. Clair’s underwear over his head and around his neck.’

No sentencing date mentioned.

#meanwhile #criminals

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 16, 2015 at 1:54 pm

i’ve had my fun with this. TRUTH SO MUCH stranger than fiction.

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May 16th, 2015 at 7:18:39 am

tcr! · May 16, 2015 at 7:18 am

Why do people in horror movies never act like they’ve seen a horror movie?

Deep thoughts on this Saturday morning.

#movies

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keamoose keamoose · May 16, 2015 at 9:53 am

It’s easier if you just pretend all movies are sci-fi: horror movies take place in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies.

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 16, 2015 at 1:56 pm

the original “Deep Thoughts”
maybe mankind was meant to be two words, man and kind.
you kinda had to be there, but SNL used to be funny.

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May 15th, 2015 at 5:05:17 pm

tcr! · May 15, 2015 at 5:05 pm

Little white bell flowers

Peeps, these might be the most adorable, little flowers you ever see.

If I was a little pixie girl, I would totally wear one as a hat.

#photos #flowers #forsale

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 16, 2015 at 10:13 am

it’s her skirt, i think. aren’t these blue belles, only white?

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tism tism · May 16, 2015 at 12:23 pm

I see them as little plastic wigs. About to be placed on generic plastic bald doll heads.
Giant metal machines on the assembly line working.
Moulded plastic bodies held by robotic clamps, shuttling along. Stopping only a brief second to receive it’s hairdo.
Precisely.

Coffee sparks my neurons.

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 16, 2015 at 2:00 pm

elo says “lillies of the valley”. definitively. end of subject. jimihindrance, you’re drunkandstoptalkingaboutthis.

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keamoose keamoose · May 16, 2015 at 4:42 pm

It’s the ghosts of a bunch of grapes, forever joined by a ghostly vine.

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tcr! tcr! · May 17, 2015 at 6:59 am

I think you’re all right. They can also be used as a serving dish for pumpkin soup when flipped upside.

Flowers that hang upside down are my most favorite. They seem modestly bashful.

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May 15th, 2015 at 5:00:52 pm

tcr! · May 15, 2015 at 5:00 pm

I suppose I should get of my jammas if I’m going to take Maggie over to her friend’s house.

#socialproblems

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Fifty Shades of Grey - Party Game

tcr! · May 15, 2015 at 4:50 pm

Fifty Shades of Grey - Party Game

I didn’t know this was a thing.

#photos #games

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Speaking of cats and their nuances

tcr! · May 15, 2015 at 8:57 am

Please enjoy Sad Cat Diary.

#videos #funnies #cats

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Fat Cat geared up for his morning couch surf

tcr! · May 15, 2015 at 8:29 am

Fat Cat geared up for his morning couch surf

#photos #cats

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