· Nov 28, 2016 at 10:59 am
This is paraphrased from something I heard yesterday:
I never knew I had anxiety, I just knew I needed another cigarette.
When I heard that I knew I’d never forget it. ❤️
· Nov 28, 2016 at 9:35 am
I need enough land to park a caboose. And then I’d like to sit in the caboose with my telescope and ham radio and talk to that guy in Brazil who tried to call me.
· Nov 27, 2016 at 9:48 am
I can’t stand butter on my fingers. Butter tastes good and all but touching it is completely taboo. Maybe it’s sensory, maybe it’s all in my head, but I could be holding a bomb and it could slip out of my fingers… all kinds of bad things could happen. Too many things can go wrong.
Washing both hands at least twice with scalding hot water is required if if there’s any skin to butter contact at all.
· Nov 26, 2016 at 10:18 pm
Donald Trump says he would reverse President Obama’s decision to restore a famous mountain’s Native Alaskan name to Delani.
Seems to me that it’s an insult to Alaskans to have it named McKinley. 🙄