· Sep 23, 2018 at 9:23 am
Peeps, I’m going to be speaking at the boathouse in about half an hour if you got nothing going on.
I know it’s Sunday and it’s early but it’s sunny nonetheless!
🌞☕️ #alcoholism #goteam
· Sep 22, 2018 at 4:22 pm
When pulling laundry out of the washing machine and a lone sock falls to the floor, do you ever think to yourself:
When will this ever end? When I’m dead?
I do. About every week. 🙄
· Sep 21, 2018 at 5:06 pm
Audio (MP3): 20180921 - Withholding the Cheese Puffs
Guys, I just witnessed a heated couples exchange inside one of our local Walgreens.
A man was outright denying his wife of her Friday snacks because apparently she “already had her daily allotment of cheese puffs.”
She then retorted or snorted, “Oh no, I’m a get my cheese puffs” with the bitterness you’d expect of dreams shattered in full view of the other drugstore patrons.
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· Sep 21, 2018 at 12:57 pm
A compact countertop microwave that connects to your Echo device to make cooking easier.
- Now it’s easier to defrost peas, make popcorn, cook potatoes, and reheat rice. Quick-cook voice presets and a simplified keypad let you just ask Alexa to start microwaving.
- Auto Popcorn Replenishment can automatically reorder popcorn when you run low, enabled by Amazon Dash Replenishment technology.
- Compact size saves counter space, plus 10 power levels, a kitchen timer, a child lock, and a turntable.
- Alexa is always getting smarter and adding new presets, features, and skills.
Peeps, the future is now.
#amazon #alexa #homeimprovement