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Sep 23rd, 2017 at 3:15:03 pm

tcr! · Sep 23, 2017 at 3:15 pm

Cat, if you wanna eat your own puke go right ahead… 🤢🙄

#cats #exorcism

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Fried egg and baked potato sammy

tcr! · Sep 23, 2017 at 12:22 pm

Fried egg and baked potato sammy

I had a baked potato left over from the other night so I sliced out two pieces from the center, reheated them on the cast iron, and fried two eggs to go with.

When the eggs and ‘taters were ready I slid them both on toasted honey white bread, sprinkled on the cheddar, and then lunch was damn served.

Oh, there’s also a piece of havarti on the bottom, too. Only rarely can one have too much cheese.

#photos #eggs #goodeats

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JAWS in the Teen Romance section

tcr! · Sep 22, 2017 at 4:24 pm

JAWS in the Teen Romance section

Just another day recategorizing some books.

#photos #JAWS #literature

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Sep 22nd, 2017 at 9:01:41 am

tcr! · Sep 22, 2017 at 9:01 am

The work mailman just asked if there was somebody named “Vinny” in our office. He was holding a small package.

I said “nopes” automatically and now I regret that the “doing the right thing” instinct kicked in.

Who is Vinny? Why did he have a package sent to our office way out here in the suburbs? Does he wear a gold chain? How many people has he killed? Can we hang out on his block? Maybe have an espresso? Have I been watching too much Sopranos?

#usps #missedconnections

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We don’t want to spoil his suprise

tcr! · Sep 21, 2017 at 11:25 am

Audio (MP3): 20170921 - We don't want to spoil his suprise

In follow up to August 16th’s Provocative yet professional

We dont want to spoil his suprise

#email #hirasfashion #diariespodcast

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keamoose keamoose · Sep 21, 2017 at 7:31 pm

They did leave the door open for that with “and more”.

Have you seen this? http://thebloggess.com/2017/01/04/im-gonna-be-a-vampire-maybe/

tcr! tcr! · Sep 22, 2017 at 6:58 am

I hadn’t seen that but late last night I was all over it like a one-toothed man at a corn cob eatin’ content!

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tcr! tcr! · Sep 22, 2017 at 8:26 am

The new mic boom arm and me right before recording the podcast audio for this.

Boom arm mic solo

Boom arm mic and me

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Sep 25, 2017 at 1:16 am

Keamoose, T:
I read and was highly entertained by the “want to be a vampire chronicles”.

tcr! tcr! · Sep 25, 2017 at 8:46 am

I can only hope someday to receive an invitation of my own from worldofvampir@hotmail.com.

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Emily · May 18, 2019 at 4:39 am

DO YOU WISH TO BE A VAMPIRE OR YOU WANT YOUR OWN POWERS AND PROTECTION COME AND BE AMONG THE VAMPIRES TODAY AND YOU GET WHAT EVER YOU NEED OKAY CONTACT OUR Master ON HIS EMAIL realvampirekingdom1@gmail.com 0r whatsapp number +18632097910 AND HE WILL HELP YOU OUT.

tcr! tcr! · May 18, 2019 at 8:46 am

> COME AND BE AMONG THE VAMPIRES TODAY

Wait. Shouldn’t that be “come and be among the vampires TONIGHT” ??

I thought vampires didn’t come out during the day 🤔

keamoose keamoose · May 18, 2019 at 8:59 am

They’re very accommodating of the needs of individual vampires at Real Vampire Kingdom 1. You can come out during the day, the night, only on weekends, during Thanksgiving dinner with your judgemental aunt; whatever you’re comfortable with.

tcr! tcr! · May 18, 2019 at 2:54 pm

Ahhhhhhh. I never knew vampires had coming out parties. They should really get the word out.

Emily, can you do this on his email? 0R on his WhatsApp?

Thanks!

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Kelly · Jun 4, 2019 at 12:35 pm

My Name is Kelly Williams from Canada, i turn to a vampire any time i want to, I become a real vampire because of how people treat me, This world is a wicked world and not fair to any body. At the snack of my finger things are made happened.

Am now a powerful vampire and no one step on me without an apology goes free. I turn to human being also at any time i want to. And am one of the most dreaded and respected person in my country. i am now also very famous and rich with the help of the VAMPIRES EMPIRE. i get what ever a want.

i become a vampire through the help of my friend who introduce me into a vampire Kingdom by given me their email: templeofsuccessandlove1@gmail.com, if you want to become a powerful and a real vampire kindly contact the vampire kingdom on their email: templeofsuccessandlove1@gmail.com for help. it is real.

Contact them today. templeofsuccessandlove1@gmail.com.

tcr! tcr! · Jun 4, 2019 at 2:13 pm

Hello Kelly Williams from Canada!

> At the snack of my finger things are made happened.

What is a snack of your finger? I’ve never heard of such vampiric magic and mayhem before.

> dreaded and respected person in my country

That’s pretty remarkable. I’ve only been dreaded or respected. Never both before. Especially in the same country!!

I’m very excited to snack my own fingers to make things happen.

Which email should I contact you on?

keamoose keamoose · Jun 4, 2019 at 4:45 pm

As a Canadian, I can confirm that Kelly is one of the most dreaded and respected person.

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Spencer Sunshine · Aug 24, 2019 at 1:56 pm

Am Spencer Sunshine,from Miami Florida United States.Am here to to testify on how i was initiated into Vampire’s cult. At first i had the interest of becoming one because i wanted to live longer and achieve greatness and fame of my own and i was scared of how i can achieve this goal.Along the course,i found this email address (realvampirekingdom1@gmail.com) online seeking for those who are interested and i contacted the email address thinking just giving a try to my greatest surprise they made me become one and give me all that i have actually wanted,though some sacrifice and some other things were done for very easily and they gave me vampire dayring that can make me walk any time of the day.Truly this is the revolutionized vampire’s cult and am very happy about it.It is happening,for real.In case you too need to be one,i would advice you contact this email address (realvampirekingdom1@gmail.com) and get what you want.

keamoose keamoose · Aug 24, 2019 at 2:38 pm

Hold up. A vampire dayring? This. Is. A. Gamechanger.

tcr! tcr! · Aug 25, 2019 at 8:39 am

😅💍

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charlie1901 · Nov 8, 2019 at 1:52 am

Hello my friends, I want you all to know that becoming a vampire is not ritual or spiritual, as all this imposter’s are saying here….Last year i was scam twice and i lost a lot of money, by all this imposter’s here…Thanks to Ghandourah Hasan who later make me vampire, which i later find out that becoming a vampire is not ritual or spiritual…You can contact Ghandourah Hasan for more info: ghandourahhasan1987@gmail.com and my name is Charlie

tcr! tcr! · Nov 8, 2019 at 7:16 am

Charlie, so it’s medical or biological or psychological then? How many nipples does Ghandourah have? 🤔

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Steve Jones · Jan 18, 2020 at 5:41 pm

My Name is Steve Jones from Canada, i turn to a vampire any time i want to, I become a real vampire because of how people treat me, This world is a wicked world and not fair to any body. At the snack of my finger things are made happened. Am now a powerful vampire and no one step on me without an apology goes free. I turn to human being also at any time i want to. And am one of the most dreaded and respected person in my country. i am now also very famous and rich with the help of the VAMPIRES EMPIRE. i get what ever a want. i become a vampire through the help of my friend who introduce me into a vampire Kingdom by given me their email: jamessuccessfultemple45@gmail.com, if you want to become a powerful and a real vampire kindly contact the vampire kingdom on their email: jamessuccessfultemple45@gmail.com for help. it is real. Contact them today.

tcr! tcr! · Jan 18, 2020 at 11:27 pm

At the “snack of your finger” ?? I didn’t know they had such unholy voodoo in Canada.

Dreaded, respected, famous, and rich. Dude, you got pretty much everything. Do you have all the vampire groupies you want, too? Because having that would make me want to contact your vampire empire on the email.

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Caleb PIper · Mar 2, 2020 at 6:16 am

I have never seen anything that has worked so effective like Chief Dr Lucky spell that was able to bring my lover back to me within 48 hours. I run into luck on that beautiful day that i found Chief Dr Lucky contact details on an article that someone wrote about Chief Dr Lucky i had no choice that to contact and trust him. Chief Dr Lucky shocked me because i was not expecting to get a positive result as fast as that because the way my boyfriend left me was terrible, he lift me for my friend and i was told by Chief Dr Lucky that she used a black magic spell on him. Since the return of my lover i have made a promise that i will write out Chief Dr Luck on the internet and his contact details are +2348132777335 and via email: Chiefdrlucky@gmail.com

tcr! tcr! · Jul 27, 2020 at 8:15 am

What the fuck is it with you people and your stupid vampire shit?

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Something I’ve never forgotten

tcr! · Sep 21, 2017 at 9:40 am

Audio (MP3): 20170921 - Something I've never forgotten

Fish pole with bobber

And then there was that one time when I was fresh outta high school and floundering around like a moron. I didn’t have a job and was whining offhandedly about being poor while over at my sister’s house. Whining like teenagers do because everything should’ve just been given to me without me putting in any effort.

And then my sister’s friend, Don, said to me, “can you run a jackhammer?”

Now that wasn’t something I was expecting. I thought to myself, “I can’t run a jackhammer. I’m a skinny, artsy dork wearing Converse high-tops and a Garfield t-shit.”

Anyways… this isn’t about me. It’s about Don and him trying to help. Legitimately.

I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed but it seems like far too much of the time older guys give the younger guys hell. Just because. All in the name of that stupid trial by fire, chest beating kinda nonsense. Like the guys coming up after them are barely capable of wiping their own asses and need to be scorned and ridiculed.

Why can men be like this? Maybe it’s got something to with the next in line will soon take over. Maybe that’s scary so they want to keep them down for as long as possible. Who the hells the knows. I guess why something is, is rarely important to me these days.

So another time when I was a teenager I was washing my step dad’s car. He was there and so was the neighbor but they were just standing around gabbing or whatever. Then the neighbor’s son (two years older than me) walked over and said while pointing his finger, “you missed a spot, you missed a spot.” And he said it like five times. I wasn’t even done washing the car for Christ’s sake.

The neighbor gave his son a puzzled look to which the son replied, “I love doing that. That’s what they all do to me at work.”

Ya, I didn’t really like him much after that.

Anyways 2… back to Don.

Even though we were two very different people, him being a construction worker and me being a pretend teenage anarchist, he had a really good heart. And he didn’t let those differences stand in the way of extending his hand to try and pull me up out of my floundering.

I never learned how to use a jackhammer. I’m not cut out for that kinda work. But that brief conversation with Don was something I’ve never forgotten.

Do that. Make a lasting, positive impression on someone.

Don’t be the guy that gives the younger ones a hard time in that bullshit rite of passage garbage. Don’t be the guy that ridicules because that’s what everybody at work does. Ya, maybe it’ll toughen them up but it can also make them cynical and mean.

I’m not sure if the world needs that much toughening up any more. I don’t know any kids preparing to go hunt buffalo these days or fend off saber toothed tigers. And I’m not talking about sports or the military here either. I’m talking about just regular every day life, talking about borderline bullying in the name of making someone else “a man.”

Nurture the next guy, instill confidence. Give a shit about them because they’re not punching bags, they’re impressionable human beings. Hand out compliments and useful advice and not sarcasms and put-downs. Treat them as equals and not like you’re superior. I’ve always talked to Maggie like she was an equal, treated her with dignity and respect. I’ve never talked down to her or made her feel bad about herself.

I’m not trying to come across as holier than thou or anything but I do and don’t do certain things on purpose. Even more so when interacting with others.

Those of you who know me well know that I watch people closely. Watch everything closely. Half suspicious and the other half interested. All Gemini for sure.

So Maggie and I went camping with our tribe this past summer. She had never fished before so one of our friends came over to help. Kris was very patient and kind, took a few moments to show her how to hold the rod and cast and all that. He didn’t talk to her like she was a girl or incapable. He talked to her like she was simply inexperienced. And he did it all just in the name of being a good person. For all the kids fishing. I watched the whole time and won’t ever forget Kris’ gentle spirit. I doubt if Maggie will either.

And just so ya know I firmly call Maggie out on things when she’s dropped the ball. And then of course she feels bad. But getting called out for not doing the right thing and then feeling bad, that’s how life is supposed to work. Getting called out and made to feel less than just for not knowing or just for being younger is bullshit.

Be a role model, give them an example on how to be that better person. No, you’re not gonna change the whole world but you will change some scrawny kid’s view of it. We’ve all had someone in life that made ours a little bit better. Be it a grandpa or a teacher or whoever. Someone that we enjoyed being around, looked forward to seeing. There’s no reason that we can’t be that someone in somebody else’s life.

I admire Don and Kris.

Be somebody admired. Be somebody to remember.

PS- If you like this, feel free to share with your friends. I always forget to say this.

#advancedsoul #diariespodcast #forsale

Get the bobber print

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keamoose keamoose · Sep 21, 2017 at 7:32 pm

This is beautiful.

tcr! tcr! · Sep 22, 2017 at 7:09 am

Thank you 💖

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Sep 23, 2017 at 4:44 am

I’m still liking the guy who put the gas cap on for you. If you’re not careful you can still discover small pockets of humanity crawling around on this rock.

tcr! tcr! · Sep 23, 2017 at 7:59 am

Yep, that guy made a lasting impression on me. In broad daylight.

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When I see other drivers yawning

tcr! · Sep 20, 2017 at 4:28 pm

Audio (MP3): 20170920 - When I see other drivers yawning

When I see other drivers yawning I’m oft tempted to open my mouth in unison if/when we make eye contact.

Bepuzzlement would be almost guaranteed.

#trafficnews #diariespodcast

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Sep 20th, 2017 at 3:28:21 pm

tcr! · Sep 20, 2017 at 3:28 pm

I wish I could write…

Fixed bug where PHP date() was using H instead of h and borking the echo()

…in client emails like I do in my Subversion commit messages.

Explaining things at lower levels can be so much easier than at higher ones.

#webdev #worknews

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In sarcastic defense of sorting algorithms

tcr! · Sep 20, 2017 at 12:50 pm

In follow up to May 30th’s Facebook regularly looses my eyeballs and 2011’s Dear Facebook, Machine Learning Will Always Fail and Facebook Top Stories Vs. Recent Stories

Tornado warning is in effect till 9 Arr! Ahoy lasses

Both appeared irrelevantly on my Facebook Newsfeed today.

#facebook #fail

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tcr! tcr! · Sep 23, 2017 at 10:01 am

I’ve been disinclined myself a time or two.

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Sep 20th, 2017 at 10:59:03 am

tcr! · Sep 20, 2017 at 10:59 am

I typed this to a client a few minutes ago (luckily I didn’t hit send):

Currently the available statuses are: Open, In Progress, and Closed.

Would you like me to change “Open” to “Jew” or would you rather I leave them as is?

Obviously I meant “New” there. You’ll never go wrong with a quick proofread.

#worknews

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