I really feel like I should be in there 🤔

I’m practically a doctor with my WebMD and Wikipedia education. Plus, I like to operate.

#photos #operations

Peeps, here’s your you-look-so-fancy Thursday jam.

These guys are one of the few bands I’ve been listening to for as long as I can remember. At one time I had two of their 8-tracks in my high school car. Because 8-tracks.

Benjamin Orr (vocals, bass) looks like he’s darkly-cool ready to star in the next Flash Gordon.

Also..we should all teleport back to 1978 for this show. Like today.

#musicvideos #thecars

Peeps, I missed this yesterday because sorting algorithms but it’s damn cute.

His Netflix show will start airing April 21st.

See also: International Women’s Day (Wiki).

#billnye

My fortune said it’s gonna be your best day ever. Because you guys are the best!

And my 🔮 fortune app doesn’t lie.

#photos #sunrise #forsale

Get the photo print

Last night…

Me: I think Rey is related to Obi-Wan. The Kenobis haven’t had a family yet. What do you think?

Maggie: I don’t think so. I think she’s related to Luke. The whole Star Wars saga is about the Skywalkers.

Me: That’s a good point.

This morning…

She’s quick with The Google.

My current fave speculation: Rey is Luke’s daughter and Kenobi’s granddaughter →

#starwars #maggie

THERES NO NICOTINE IN THESE PATCHES. NEVER GOTDAM WAS. GOTDAMIT. JUST PATCHES. A SQUARE PIECE OF GOTDAM CLEAR DUCT TAPE, RETAILING FOR $3 A POP. 👹

#nonsmoker

Indiana Jones 5 is Official and Arriving in 2019

Almost ten years after Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull hit theaters and after years of promises and rumors and dead-ends, it’s official: Dr. Henry “Indiana” Jones, the two-fisted archaeologist with a thing for punching Nazis and recovering ancient artifacts, is returning for a fifth film due out in a little over two years.

According to an official statement on the Walt Disney Company’s website, the untitled fifth Indiana Jones movie will arrive on July 19, 2019 and the whole gang is getting back together. Harrison Ford will return as Indy, Steven Spielberg will step behind the camera once more, and Kathleen Kennedy and Frank Marshall will produce. Here’s what you need to know from that statement:

Indiana Jones will return to the big screen on July 19, 2019, for a fifth epic adventure in the blockbuster series. Steven Spielberg, who directed all four previous films, will helm the as-yet-untitled project with star Harrison Ford reprising his iconic role. Franchise veterans Kathleen Kennedy and Frank Marshall will produce.

I’m pleased that Harrison Ford is coming back and this didn’t turn into a reboot with Bradley Cooper.

With that said, Harrison is 74. I also kinda hope they call it something as simple Indiana Jones 5.

#movies #indianajones

Google’s Algorithm Is Lying to You About Onions and Blaming Me for It

A little under five years ago, I got angry about a piece of fake information, and I decided to do something about it. I was reading a recipe in the New York Times, and the recipe told me, as many, many recipes had told me before, that it would take about 10 minutes of cooking to caramelize onions.

I knew from personal experience that this was a lie. Recipes always said it took 5 or 10 minutes to caramelize onions, and when you followed the recipes, you either got slightly cooked onions or you ended up 40 minutes behind schedule. So I caramelized some onions and recorded how long it really took—28 minutes if you cooked them as hot as possible and constantly stirred them, 45 minutes if you were sane about it—and I published those results on Slate, along with a denunciation of the false five-to-10 minute standard.

#onions #google #fail

Peeps, here’s your dancing-in-the-deepest-oceans Wednesday jam.

If you need a good compilation of their songs, you can’t go wrong with Galore. Robert Smith told me I HAD TO listen to it at least once a month. And then as he walked away I thought, “Why won’t you ever know that I’m in love with you?”

#musicvideos #thecure

Eugene sure loves that Kermit Kremit. Episode reference and spoilers →

#science #thewalkingdead