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Email from Mario and Luigi

tcr! · Jun 10, 2020 at 7:02 pm

I had to ๐Ÿ“ง this reply.

Email from Mario and Luigi

#email #spam

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call me JIM

tcr! · May 31, 2020 at 3:50 pm

call me JIM

#email #homeimprovement

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Hater McGhray Hater McGhray · May 31, 2020 at 3:50 pm

๐Ÿ˜‚

tcr! tcr! · May 31, 2020 at 3:50 pm

๐Ÿค 

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leebobabaruba · May 31, 2020 at 3:50 pm

That’s awesome!

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My name isn’t Tommy

tcr! · May 1, 2020 at 3:00 pm

My name isn't Tommy

โ˜ ๏ธ #email #spam

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keamoose keamoose · May 1, 2020 at 7:10 pm

Now Tommy, don’t be like that. We’ve risk modelled this exclusive opportunity just for you! Just click the link and give us your credit card details and you’re hired.

tcr! tcr! · May 2, 2020 at 5:40 pm

Ever since I was a young boy I’ve played the silver ball.

keamoose keamoose · May 2, 2020 at 5:41 pm

From Soho down to Brighton?

tcr! tcr! · May 2, 2020 at 5:43 pm

I must’ve played them all!

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 2, 2020 at 6:51 pm

But I ain’t seen nothin’ like him…

tcr! tcr! · May 3, 2020 at 8:06 am

Crazy flipper fingers ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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LasikPlus Thanks You and Needs Your Help

tcr! · Dec 11, 2018 at 9:03 pm

LasikPlus Thanks You and Needs Your Help

This is why I can never get my taxes done on time. I’m too busy replying to all these emails I get.

#email #helpwanted

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The “Proposal”

tcr! · Oct 10, 2018 at 1:41 pm

The Proposal

#email

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Rita Finn is a liar

tcr! · Oct 1, 2018 at 7:43 pm

Rita Finn is a liar

#email #socialproblems

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This is our first student weekly wrap up email

tcr! · Sep 7, 2018 at 12:41 pm

โค๏ธ #maggie #email

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keamoose keamoose · Sep 7, 2018 at 12:52 pm

My friend’s daughter just started school, and he was telling me all the parents are required to download a secure app on their phones for school communications and verify their identity by scanning a QR code. So at least you only get a pointless email. ๐Ÿคฃ

tcr! tcr! · Sep 7, 2018 at 1:56 pm

My mom used to get a letter in the mail. That seemed a whole lot easier ๐Ÿ˜Š

keamoose keamoose · Sep 7, 2018 at 2:08 pm

As far as I remember, we just got a report card at the end of the term. Typing that just caused a sudden flashback to grade 6, where the teacher insisted that she had to put the report card envelope into our backpacks herself instead of handing them to us (apparently this would somehow prevent us from opening and reading it?) I was the only one in my class who objected to this, on the grounds that she had no right to put her hands in my backpack, not to mention her idea was stupid because I could just take it out again as soon as I left the room.

I’ll add from the vantage point of several decades later, it was in fact MY report card and I should be allowed to read it. I don’t quite recall, but I must have eventually caved because she said wouldn’t let us leave otherwise. I wish I’d held out a bit longer, because eventually she would have had to give in or she’d have gotten in trouble. My mom would have backed me on that. Wow, apparently I’m still a little mad about this. ๐Ÿคจ

Anyway, I guess the direct emails to parents are the logical extension of kids not being permitted to read their own report cards back in 1991. And I stand by my 11-year-old self’s protest.

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Kelly K · Sep 7, 2018 at 11:40 pm

This seems to be indulging helicopter parents. Let the kids breathe for crying out loud!

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Momma J Momma J · Sep 8, 2018 at 12:10 pm

This is priceless!

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Walgreens - do not reply

tcr! · Jul 26, 2018 at 8:13 am

Walgreens - do not reply

“We want to know what you think” is the subject line for this here email.

Yet the From address is donotreply@photo.walgrees.com.

And then the Reply-to address is donotreply@mail.walgrees.com.

You’d think that if they really did want to know what people think, they’d allow us peons to reply to their incoming, unsolicited emails.

#walgreens #email #fail

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Jul 25th, 2018 at 9:48:20 am

tcr! · Jul 25, 2018 at 9:48 am

For all the attendees that opt out of emails, they won’t receive any of the emails moving forward correct?

As I’ve said 6000 times before, correct. I didn’t build you a system that would blatantly ignore the fundamental principle of unsubscribing from an email list.

But maybe I should have. So that way when you ask me this question I could say, “Oh, they’ll still get the fucking emails whether they like it or not.”

#email #worknews

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Jul 23rd, 2018 at 12:56:13 pm

tcr! · Jul 23, 2018 at 12:56 pm

Also, from today’s email circus:

Xxxxx:

Can you share your availability for a conference call this week?

Boss:

I should be able to make the call at noon our time.

#worknews #email

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