Audio (MP3): 20171201 - I dont consider myself high maintenance
I don’t like anything touching my feet. Except socks. Or other footwear. I don’t even touch my own feet. Unless I have to.
I won’t look at my belly button. It’s on its own as far as I’m concerned.
About 18 months ago I threw away every Q-tip in my house. I won’t even say their name out loud.
At least once a week I think about shaving my eyebrows. But I don’t because I have an office to go to every workday.
Every workday I eat one banana and one apple. Sometimes when I get home I’ll have another apple but never another banana.
I won’t use forks or spoons in any bowls unless they’re made of plastic. Not the flatware but the bowl itself.
I use my bedroom closet for miscellaneous storage and keep all of my clothes in a basement closet. Because that’s where the washer and dryer are.
That’s the shortlist.
What have you got?
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