Maggie and I just stared the last episode of Lost … 😢
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tcr!
· Jun 4, 2018 at 8:09 pm
Maggie and I just stared the last episode of Lost … 😢
tcr!
· Jun 4, 2018 at 7:50 pm
Me: Well, she’s been known to take things a little too personal.
Maggie: Yeah.
Me: Don’t tell her I said that though.
Maggie: Because she’d take it personal?
tcr!
· Jun 4, 2018 at 5:16 pm
Best chick-free breasts on the market. Made from fungus grown in a lab. You’ll love them.
tcr!
· Jun 5, 2018 at 7:23 am
Apparently Quorn can make people sick even though I’ve been eating it for years and never had any problems.
tcr!
· Jun 4, 2018 at 4:07 pm
You sumbitch. I got enough problems without my rearview mirror falling off twice in the same week.
keamoose
· Jun 4, 2018 at 8:18 pm
Ah, but now you can see above you and avoid meteor strikes while driving.
tcr!
· Jun 5, 2018 at 12:29 pm
I hadn’t thought about that and it’d be perfect but I threw the mirror over my shoulder and into the back seat in automobile protest.
keamoose
· Jun 5, 2018 at 12:37 pm
Anarchy.
tcr!
· Jun 5, 2018 at 2:04 pm
One time in my early 20s I had a muffler that was dragging on my car, about ready to fall off. I grabbed the whole thing and threw it in a ditch alongside the highway. I told that related story on Instagram yesterday.
keamoose
· Jun 5, 2018 at 2:29 pm
I’ve been in like 3 cars when the muffler fell off and I can completely imagine this. It’s like I’m there.
tcr!
· Jun 4, 2018 at 12:14 pm
Not long after my parents got divorced my dad took my sister and I to see his therapist. I only went once or twice but I remember for sure that after one session the therapist relayed what I said back to my dad. So much for a safe environment to share in.
I see after going down an internet rabbit hole that said therapist is now the mayor of Ottumwa.
In other Ottumwa news: Donald Keyhoe.
tcr!
· Jun 4, 2018 at 9:52 am
Sara got me started on Cheap Old Houses and I frequently go down their rabbit holes looking at their historically beautiful digs.
This one’s only $75K and a little over an hour from where I grew up in Ottumwa, Iowa. You could prob hop in Grandpa Jimmy’s canoe, float down the Des Moines river, and be there by noon.
tcr!
· Jun 3, 2018 at 4:36 pm
“I’m glad you’re out for your Sunday drive to leisure town on this sunny afternoon but I got places to be and shit to do.”
—Me every day of the week.
tcr!
· Jun 3, 2018 at 10:08 am
Peeps, here’s your no-one-in-between Sunday morning jam. Just go with it.
These two were staples of my childhood. I think it’s possible that Kenny Rogers has always had a gray beard. Even at birth. I think it’s also possible that I saw 9 to 5 over 20 times.
Anyways, everything means nothing if you got no one.
tcr!
· Jun 2, 2018 at 3:59 pm
fleming
· Jun 2, 2018 at 4:31 pm
Where is this place? Looks so yummy!
tcr!
· Jun 2, 2018 at 5:16 pm
Main in STC close to Randall, it’s just a little east of the McDonalds.
fleming
· Jun 2, 2018 at 5:19 pm
Thanks!
tism
· Jun 6, 2018 at 2:08 pm
Drooooooool :-P
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