//Our catch block will handle any exceptions that are thrown.

Oh. Is that what catches do?

#devhell

We finally got a star so the Christmas tree is ready for Santa!

🎅🎄👍 #photos #christmas

Using them and/or buying them for home use? I feel like I should have one at home but the only time I’ve ever used one is when…

One of my brothers and I had been up all night drinking and were out in an alley a few blocks from our apartment. So then a fire extinguisher magically appeared, as they often do under such circumstances. We had no choice but to check the integrity of the unit, being all but the junior firemen that we were.

Within minutes the area’s paperboy appeared on his morning route. As if fate.

Have I told this story before?

Anyways, this paperboy must’ve felt like he’d walked into a trap because as soon as his eyes met the extinguisher he was sprinting in the other direction. My brother and I didn’t make eye contact. If a mouse is placed in front of a cat the cat will give chase. Without hesitation.

Imagine if you will two drunkards, war crying while chasing a paperboy down the street at 5am with a fire extinguisher. Used to its maximum potential.

Rest easy, of course he out ran us. Our night was winding down while his day was winding up. I’m not a mean-spirited person either. I see the escapade more as a friendly game of stranger tag. That’s a thing.

The moral of the story: when stars collide and circumstances present themselves, one should seize such good fortune.

Or not. I guess it depends on one’s age.

Also, I probably owe somebody an amends.

#confessional

Think I’ve finally found the perfect companion for the vampire blood!

#photos #vampires #homeimprovement

Sara and I finally watched the latest episode (S08E08) of the Walking Dead last night. It’s really getting on my nerves that Negan’s not dead yet. I mean he’s always strutting around, blow harding about something or another. I would’ve taken him out episodes ago.

From all my video gaming experience I’ve learned that you don’t fuck around with enemies. You see them and then you shoot them.

And then how in the hell did Negan and the Saviors sneak up on Alexandria? Carl and Michonne are just standing around in the dark with their thumbs up their butts and then Negan and his merry crew start knocking on the front gate. Carl’s like “whaaaat?”

And Carl’s still wearing that gauze eyepatch. 🙄

#fail #tv #walkingdead

Let’s go back to Friday, around 4:15 pm.

🙄 #photos #worknews #selfies

Audio (MP3): 20171216 - Sun glows in the mirrors

As I lay here in bed before I get up to make coffee I was enjoying the morning glow.

Sometimes I’ll get just a glimmer of something in life and think, “I want more of that!”

But then I’ll sit around and wait for the universe to give it to me.

And then before I know it the glow is gone and I’m sad that I missed out.

Sure, I’m blessed with many things in life but often times I need to get up and open the curtain if I want to stand in the sunlight.

The sun is coming up, peeps. And it’s shining just for you.

🌞 #photos #sunrise #advancedsoul #diariespodcast

Maggie and I are attending her school’s variety show.

We’re also exchanging messages when I need to get up and walk around.

#maggie #sms

Guys, if you’ve never been or if you’re just needing a Friday night pizza here ya go… 🍕

Maggie and I come here at least four times a month.

#photos #pizza #doughocracy

Peeps, to close out this work week here’s your youll-be-sweet jam for today.

In the here-and-now I like the Skrillex/Nero remix better but I remember hearing the original right when I needed to.

I was never overly impressed by the original’s video. Dystopian futures are old and tired in cinema. I’d rather have seen something much more personal and human given the lyrics. Maybe something along the lines of Kaskade’s Room for Happiness or Meg Myers’ Desire.

#musicvideos #nero