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This is a wrapper for PHP curl

tcr! · Jun 29, 2017 at 12:43 pm

Good code has comments. I updated this chunk to more accurately reflect its state.

 * This is a wrapper for PHP curl (that mostly doesn't work).
 * Contains methods for using PHP curl also allows a very easy way to store
 * errors in the database (if the table exists...but don't count on it.
 * Don't count on the table structure to be laying around either. But hey,
 * we had a $class->GetRandomUserAgent() even before a working $class->GetData()
 * because fancy!)

#worknews #devhell

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Desperately seeking a Democrat for light housework

tcr! · Jun 29, 2017 at 9:00 am

Audio (MP3): 20170629 - Desperately seeking a Democrat for light housework

Yes, you will be expected to clean. Netflix will be off-limits, however, you may bring headphones. But not your individualism. Independent thought is encouraged but keep moral outrage to yourself. This is a job not a march. Liberals are okay so long as you bring your own cleaning supplies. Hippies may also apply but will be required to check the hemp at the front door.

Cross-posted to craigslist →

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The Edge walking/falling off the stage

tcr! · Jun 29, 2017 at 7:28 am

The Edge falling off the stage 1 - MP4
The Edge falling off the stage 2 - MP4

My problems ain’t nothing compared to when The Edge walked/fell off the stage.

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Cat inside the screen

tcr! · Jun 28, 2017 at 4:34 pm

Cat inside the screen 1 Cat inside the screen 2 Cat inside the screen 3 Cat inside the screen 4

She got the “What have I done?” … “How do I get out?” look.

#photos #cats

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Jun 28th, 2017 at 4:27:16 pm

tcr! · Jun 28, 2017 at 4:27 pm

I still think the 60s era Lincoln Continentals are the best. The 80s and 90s era are… 🤢😷

#autonews

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On The Run by OMC

tcr! · Jun 28, 2017 at 2:54 pm

Peeps, here’s your to-late-to-waste-time-in-haste Wednesday jam. Ya, How Bizarre made the Otara Millionaires Club famous back in the 90s but I always liked this song better.

It’s hard for me not to love 60s era fashion when mixed with some chill Bond guitar work.

See also → Land of Plenty

#musicvideos #omc

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Jun 28th, 2017 at 9:22:31 am

tcr! · Jun 28, 2017 at 9:22 am

There’s a client I work with whose problem-solving skills come down to making her problem my problem. It’s an ongoing skill that she utilizes under the pretense of a helpless “I don’t know what to do.”

It’s frustrating to no end because she’s quite capable of solving her own problems.

The only thing that I can think is that she must be Republican. 😉

#worknews

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Peeps, here’s the first coneflower to bloom this year

tcr! · Jun 27, 2017 at 8:12 pm

first coneflower to bloom this year

One of the pedals is messed up but that’s okay, it’s flawed but still beautiful. Just like the rest of us.

PS— My favorite line in the first Jurassic Park movie is when Dr. Grant says to the kids when they’re climbing the fence, “Come on guys, it’s not a race.”

Life’s not a competition.

#photos #flowers #protip #forsale

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Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger

tcr! · Jun 27, 2017 at 12:46 pm

Peeps, here’s your i’m-so-hot-cause-i’m-in-hell Tuesday jam. I wasn’t a big fan of this song when it came out in the late 90s. I may have been too cool for the poppy-ness but it’s hard to deny just how good it is, especially the lyrics.

Fingertips have memories, mine can’t forget the curves of your body.

They cut off my legs now I’m an amputee, god damn you.

Good to see Sean Nelson still has his Eraserhead hair, too.

#musicvideos #harveydanger

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Trump’s lies and falsehoods, in chronological order

tcr! · Jun 27, 2017 at 11:37 am

president trumps lies the definitive list

President Trump’€™s Lies, the Definitive List

By DAVID LEONHARDT and STUART A. THOMPSON JUNE 23, 2017

Many Americans have become accustomed to President Trump’s lies. But as regular as they have become, the country should not allow itself to become numb to them. So we have catalogued nearly every outright lie he has told publicly since taking the oath of office.

There’s some real gems in there. Eight of them alone where he saved America $725 million on those jets. Of course he’s mostly just taking credit for the work others had already done.

#politics #trump

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