I would totally buy this building if the price were right.
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tcr!
· May 10, 2018 at 1:20 pm
The scene is my work desk. I’m eating last night’s leftovers for lunch. The raviolis are all stuck together. The red sauce has formed a type of suction glue and prying them apart with a mere fork is an exercise in culinary futility.
I can’t go on.
Also, I didn’t have any sweet Hawaiian Rolls to go with my raviolis. I can’t eat red sauce without bread so I brought a plain hamburger bun.
The end.
tcr!
· May 10, 2018 at 8:29 am
We’re out of paper towels so often in the work public restroom that I’ve needed to post out here on the internet. After a long internal debate I’ve also decided that I’m going to start wiping my hands on the mirror when we’re out.
The end.
tcr!
· May 9, 2018 at 4:39 pm
If a doctor wants me to address him as Dr. Smith, should he not then address me as Mr. Cremer? 🤔
tcr!
· May 9, 2018 at 9:37 am
Shit happens when you’re a kid. And then sometimes you make shit up about somebody else’s kid when the mom accidentally emails you.
tcr!
· May 7, 2018 at 9:29 pm
Audio (MP3): 20180507 - my crocodile.mp3
I haven’t recorded any podcasts for a bit but I have every intention of soon, with intention being the keyword.
In the meantime please enjoy a song I recorded some time in the early 2000s.
I suppose once in a while I close my eyes while I’m on trial.
Feel alive with my crocodile, shun their world and rest my smile.Porno looks better than it has to feel.
Maybe you should lay down and die inside.
I’ll never go out because I’m not in style.Porno looks better than it has to feel.
I only miss the past, the days I wished away.
The times that never seemed to last.
Roll over, instant scab.
Alias: grahm sexton
Title: my crocodile
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But wait!!
I have to tell you about my diaries podcast. Again. Because it’s that good. 🎙 Listen now →
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