· Nov 23, 2018 at 4:48 pm
Would you like some sweet tea?
A pinch or a peck of green peas?
Or maybe some crumpets and jam?
A rack of rosemary ham and a slab
of sweet maple yams?
· Nov 22, 2018 at 10:24 am
Do you ever come across a piece of clothing when folding laundry, a shawl that’s tapered and flowing and think to yourself, “I don’t know how to fold this. I can’t do anything with it!”
And then pull out a nice blue dress shirt from six years and one month ago, squeeze into it, and shout to the hanger, “I can’t wear this! I look like a hog! I’ve gained 60 pounds since 2012 and there’s no way I can loose all of that by noon.”
And then when you come upstairs to the kitchen you see the neighbor jogging down the street back to his house and think, “Shut up dude. You and your thanksgiving morning run are just trying to make me feel bad. I’m just gonna eat these last 6 almond M&Ms all by myself.”
Happy Thanksgiving, peeps!! 🦃