sundayu322 started following me on the Instagrams. I’m hoping he DMs a bank transfer request with song about a prince in Nigeria.
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tcr!
· Aug 27, 2019 at 8:04 pm
sundayu322 started following me on the Instagrams. I’m hoping he DMs a bank transfer request with song about a prince in Nigeria.
tcr!
· Aug 12, 2019 at 1:20 pm
I’m glad I finally talked to a human the fourth time I called. I would’ve seriously flipped my shit if I listened to anymore hold music.
tcr!
· Feb 5, 2019 at 8:37 pm
He was just on the radio but it was an 80s hit.
TreeRol
· Feb 6, 2019 at 10:20 am
If you are asking literally, he is doing a show in New Zealand today.
As for his music, he hasn’t released a single since 2010, from his covers album Going Back. His last original singles were in 2004, and his last song that had any impact on the charts was 2002. Chances are you won’t hear anything less than 20 years old, or maybe even 30, when he had his last number 1 outside of Canada.
tcr!
· Jan 9, 2019 at 7:24 pm
Sorry you missed me, I’m currently hiding from Thanos. If you’re not him, leave yer jizz, I’ll cum back yer way… beeeep
tcr!
· Jan 10, 2019 at 7:45 am
😳
tism
· Jan 10, 2019 at 9:53 am
“It’s not a phone company issue sir, it’s yer DAMN FAT DIGITS!!”
tcr!
· Jan 10, 2019 at 10:19 am
I have put on a few pounds this winter.
freqnasty
· Jan 9, 2019 at 10:29 pm
Very cool mate!
tcr!
· Jan 10, 2019 at 7:39 am
After a closer look it looks like I didn’t even dial the number right 🙄
keamoose
· Jan 10, 2019 at 9:54 am
You’ve won a chance to play again!
reiner_j
· Jan 10, 2019 at 10:09 am
Didn’t wanna call you out bro….
tcr!
· Jan 10, 2019 at 10:19 am
All good. I can take it so long as you’re gentle.
reiner_j
· Jan 10, 2019 at 10:19 am
Lol
tcr!
· Oct 7, 2018 at 12:55 pm
When you’re in SuperTarget and see another dude yawning, do you ever just want to wink at him, add a little mystery and intrigue into his life?
I thought so.
sara
· Oct 7, 2018 at 1:25 pm
That kinda thing is more appropriate across the street at Walmart.
tcr!
· Sep 10, 2018 at 12:32 pm
Audio (MP3): 20180910 - Each and every fallen crumb
As I was sitting again at a stoplight on Randall Road this morning meagerly minding my own matters, I casually looked to my left and noticed a dude in a car beside me having his breakfast. It was an Egg McBiscuit from McDonald’s. Or whatever they call them.
In another era I, too, ate mobile breakfast sandwiches behind the wheel before work so I knew of his quest.
curtains
· Sep 10, 2018 at 1:07 pm
People watching is true entertainment! Thanks!
tcr!
· Sep 10, 2018 at 1:49 pm
You are most welcome!
Mark
· Sep 10, 2018 at 1:07 pm
thats 3 minutes of my life i’ll never get back
Cmon Eileen
· Sep 10, 2018 at 11:37 pm
Were you waiting for the biscuit eater to toss his trash out the window and speed away? I was.
Mark
· Sep 11, 2018 at 3:07 am
and then go to a mattress store where the power was out and run into a skunk
Kelly K
· Sep 10, 2018 at 1:32 pm
Great imagery!
tcr!
· Sep 10, 2018 at 1:50 pm
I do what I can while waiting in traffic.
tamaraholby
· Sep 10, 2018 at 2:40 pm
Great read!
Dorencz
· Sep 10, 2018 at 3:18 pm
Your story is way better than the guy I saw picking his nose yesterday. 😂
tcr!
· Sep 10, 2018 at 4:20 pm
The next time he does that just honk your horn. Ain’t nobody need to see that.
Ritch Ason
· Sep 10, 2018 at 4:12 pm
This makes me want to write about what I did one time…I was eating a sandwich, putting on mascara, and driving with one hand. I was young. And I was speeding down route 64…I got pulled over. And my license was expired by one week. Into the clink. My one and only time lol.
tcr!
· Sep 10, 2018 at 4:13 pm
What kind of sandwich?
Ritch Ason
· Sep 10, 2018 at 4:31 pm
I believe it was some sort of ham and salami I worked in the deli at the Walts grocery store in Wheaton and they sent me for a deliver to Saint Charles. All the butchers were really good looking (my future husband was there) so I was getting dolled up. LOL….
tcr!
· Sep 10, 2018 at 10:48 pm
I knew there was a boy in your story somewhere 😊
Ritch Ason
· Sep 10, 2018 at 4:13 pm
Uh oh I better delete that lol
Angie Bee
· Sep 10, 2018 at 4:20 pm
Gifted writer, you are
tcr!
· Sep 10, 2018 at 10:50 pm
You I give thanks 🙏
nis
· Sep 10, 2018 at 4:31 pm
I LOVE this!
jentel
· Sep 10, 2018 at 4:53 pm
We need to get you some books on tape or an Audible subscription for your travels. 🤔
tcr!
· Sep 11, 2018 at 9:25 am
I have a hard time with Audible. People going on and on about how they were listening to podcasts with it but then I go and look how to get my podcast listed with them. Did I find anything helpful? No, of course not. I can’t have nice things.
Anna KL
· Sep 10, 2018 at 4:53 pm
This is cool 😂👍
tcr!
· Sep 10, 2018 at 10:50 pm
Thank you! 😎
tamaraholby
· Sep 10, 2018 at 5:04 pm
I once saw a man playing a guitar in his car on 88
tcr!
· Sep 10, 2018 at 10:50 pm
I hope he was in the backseat 🤭
tamaraholby
· Sep 11, 2018 at 8:39 am
no front seat , driving
jfender
· Sep 10, 2018 at 5:20 pm
Dr Pepper for me!
tcr!
· Sep 10, 2018 at 10:49 pm
Dr. Pepper is the only thing I’ll drink at Doughocracy in Geneva.
sinceresarcasm
· Sep 11, 2018 at 12:53 am
How are you at public speaking??
tcr!
· Sep 11, 2018 at 7:23 am
I do fairly well once I get going. It’s that whole anticipation thing though. Driving to the speaking engagement and all I can think is… what if when they call my name and I’m walking to the head of the class, my left shoe is haphazardly tied and I do the typical impromptu trip/fall but this time I’m not able to roll it into a saving grace, come out on top like champ somersault.
sinceresarcasm
· Sep 11, 2018 at 2:13 pm
Have you ever heard of The Moth?
tcr!
· Sep 11, 2018 at 2:47 pm
Yep! My girlfriend and I were at their Technology storyslam in Evanston this past June. It’s also one of my favorite podcasts.
sinceresarcasm
· Sep 11, 2018 at 9:40 pm
Yessssss!!!! I so want to enter and make my way to the GrandSlam! You would be great on stage!
tcr!
· Sep 11, 2018 at 10:19 pm
Do it!!!!
vk swartz
· Sep 11, 2018 at 7:08 am
Enjoyed your story!
Redmond
· Sep 12, 2018 at 11:20 am
You had me at ‘crispness’
tcr!
· May 9, 2018 at 9:37 am
Shit happens when you’re a kid. And then sometimes you make shit up about somebody else’s kid when the mom accidentally emails you.
Dano · Aug 27, 2019 at 11:46 pm
Video (MP4): Coming to America
Exactly!!
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Kelly K · Aug 28, 2019 at 10:53 pm
Sounds like several of my online dating experiences. Sadly, I’m not joking. 🙄
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