· Nov 13, 2018 at 7:48 am
Me: Which coat would you like? The one that’s billowy as a mid-summer cloud ..or.. the one with the furry fringe, to repel the great winds of the Alaskan tundra? Both are a fine gray…
Maggie: Just give me a coat.
· Oct 15, 2018 at 6:50 pm
I don’t think I could ever work at a dry-cleaning shop. How could you not try on the clothes? After I’ve dry-cleaned them of course.
And to those who go to the dry-cleaners, I’m sorry I’ve given you something you probably didn’t want to think about.
· Aug 27, 2018 at 4:24 pm
Driving home I saw a guy walking down the street wearing black combat boots, black jeans, black button-up short-sleeve shirt, black gloves, and black sunglasses.
He had short, gray hair.
As I was drove by I was tempted to yell, “The Matrix isn’t real.”
But I didn’t. Because then I would’ve been a fashion bigot and I already was half an hour ago.
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