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tcr!
· Nov 22, 2018 at 3:06 pm
I just put on one sock and one boot. And then one boot.
And I wonder why my life is falling apart.
Here I am walking around like I have too much change in one pocket
fiatlux423
· Nov 22, 2018 at 3:28 pm
Travis do you do sock-shoe sock-shoe instead of sock-sock shoe-shoe?
tcr!
· Nov 22, 2018 at 3:31 pm
I just let the sock god be my guide.
tcr!
· Nov 13, 2018 at 7:48 am
Me: Which coat would you like? The one that’s billowy as a mid-summer cloud ..or.. the one with the furry fringe, to repel the great winds of the Alaskan tundra? Both are a fine gray…
Maggie: Just give me a coat.
tism
· Nov 13, 2018 at 9:59 am
I see Maggie is channeling keamoose. :-P
tcr!
· Nov 13, 2018 at 2:50 pm
keamoose doesn’t like you picking out her coats either?
tism
· Nov 13, 2018 at 3:27 pm
More like..”I just want a coat.”
keamoose
· Nov 13, 2018 at 3:29 pm
More like, “put my coats down. It’s under control.”
tcr!
· Nov 13, 2018 at 4:24 pm
“The coats are not a toy.” 🧸
tcr!
· Nov 3, 2018 at 3:58 pm
Jim J
· Nov 4, 2018 at 12:51 pm
Fermilab!
tcr!
· Nov 4, 2018 at 1:19 pm
Yep! 🔬
Jim J
· Nov 4, 2018 at 2:39 pm
I have an orange one with yellow strips!
tcr!
· Nov 4, 2018 at 3:51 pm
Nice!
tcr!
· Oct 15, 2018 at 6:50 pm
I don’t think I could ever work at a dry-cleaning shop. How could you not try on the clothes? After I’ve dry-cleaned them of course.
And to those who go to the dry-cleaners, I’m sorry I’ve given you something you probably didn’t want to think about.
tcr!
· Oct 3, 2018 at 7:51 am
Do you ever open the front door, all ready to leave and then stop and say, “I can’t wear this shirt. I look like an animal.”
tcr!
· Sep 20, 2018 at 8:14 am
Driving to work I see that I have glitter on my shirt. I guess I’m going to be fancy today.
Coops
· Sep 20, 2018 at 11:55 am
You are fancy!!!!!
Kelly K
· Sep 20, 2018 at 2:59 pm
Remind me to tell you a story I heard on the radio years ago about someone getting fancy to go to the dr! 😂
fiatlux423
· Sep 20, 2018 at 4:27 pm
is that the one about the glitter hairspray and the gynecologist?
tcr!
· Sep 20, 2018 at 6:49 pm
God I hope not.
Kelly K
· Sep 20, 2018 at 6:51 pm
yes
tcr!
· Aug 27, 2018 at 4:24 pm
Driving home I saw a guy walking down the street wearing black combat boots, black jeans, black button-up short-sleeve shirt, black gloves, and black sunglasses.
He had short, gray hair.
As I was drove by I was tempted to yell, “The Matrix isn’t real.”
But I didn’t. Because then I would’ve been a fashion bigot and I already was half an hour ago.
Sammons
· Aug 27, 2018 at 6:37 pm
Yeah and he probably had a little black Glock in his pocket just waiting for someone to yell something at him!!
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THREECRATES! · Feb 5, 2019 at 7:56 pm
I am wearing my Spider snowboard jacket right now at this very moment! 😆❤️
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