Dec 13th, 2020 at 3:08:57 pm
· Dec 13, 2020 at 3:08 pm
Sometimes I’m driving and I got nowhere in particular to be and no particular time to get there.
But then some dude with reindeer antlers on his car is driving 10 miles an hour slower than the rest of the whole world.
And then I just wanna rip the antlers off his car and pound the roof of his car with them.
How are you?
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