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Desperately Seeking Cup of Water

tcr! · Sep 24, 2018 at 4:42 pm

I would get one myself but I’ve just settled in for my late afternoon nap. I don’t need a full glass, a full cup will do. I know you’ve been there: partially parched and close to near death as your bones wither down to the marrow.

Plastic cups with the Millennium Falcon are preferred. Thor artwork will do. Toy Story cartoons are forbidden.

Please ring the doorbell and I’ll shortly answer via one-way video yet two-way audio teleconference. Don’t be alarmed, the future is now.

If clearance is granted I would give you a four digit pin with which you may unlock the castle door. Don’t get any bright or shifty shady ideas though, they’re one time use only. Nice try.

#helpwanted 💦

Hater McGhray Hater McGhray · Sep 24, 2018 at 6:41 pm

Did you get some water yet? You want me to run the hose up to your window?

tcr! tcr! · Sep 25, 2018 at 7:01 am

Yes. A hose, please. For water. If it’s not too much trouble.


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Mitchell · Sep 25, 2018 at 7:42 am

So I checked on same day delivery it’s gonna cost over $200 to get some water to you in a millennium falcon cup

tcr! tcr! · Sep 25, 2018 at 11:21 am

We shall spare no expense!


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