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tcr!
· Mar 30, 2015 at 1:11 pm
Peeps, I had to run to the office to get a project folder and stopped in at a 7-Eleven. Outside there were skateboards and inside there were kids trolling the candy aisle.
I want that… I want to be 12, on Spring Break, eating candy, wheeling around town with my peeps on a sunny Monday afternoon. Being a grownup is overrated.
#confessional #7eleven
tcr!
· Mar 27, 2015 at 6:05 pm
Peeps… I was laying in bed pondering as I do when I heard this familiar watery noise. And I thought to myself, “Who the hell is flushing the toilet? I’m trying to think!”
tcr!
· Mar 26, 2015 at 1:08 pm
A renegade wordsmith
I think “wordsmith” is one of those words you don’t get to call yourself if you’re being serious.
In related news, I don’t know what poet wrote this link bait’s last three words:

Maybe it is “neat” that her fingers are flying over the frets but Maggie writes better headlines for her pretend milk commercials.
#wordsmith #judgement
tcr!
· Mar 25, 2015 at 9:23 pm

Obviously the best thing to do when a grizzly is attacking you is punch it in the face or, if you’re a lady, kick it in its twig & bear-ies. But if for some reason when the moment comes you can’t remember how to make a fist or lift a leg without crumbling to the ground, a good alternative is to spray it with UDAP’s version of bear mace. An even better alternative: load the Bear Spray into UDAP’s Back Attack Pack so you’ll be covered in the event of unexpected charges from behind, plus when pinned to the ground.
So much good shit on dudeiwantthat.com.
#shesgonetotheshops
sanity is overrated
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