Millennials of New York (@millennials_of_newyork)
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tcr!
· Sep 19, 2015 at 7:20 am
True stories from real millennials living in New York City.
tcr!
· Sep 14, 2015 at 5:05 pm
Bananas will never talk shit about you. Not because they don’t have mouths….but because they respect the choices you make.
tcr!
· Jul 31, 2015 at 11:16 pm
tcr!
· Aug 7, 2015 at 2:43 pm
Another… looks like a real photo this time.
tcr!
· Jun 15, 2015 at 10:26 am
PHOENIX—In an attempt to clarify the rights and obligations of those possessing firearms, the Arizona State Legislature approved a new law Wednesday declaring that a gun owner ceases to be responsible for a bullet once it has been fired from a weapon. “It simply makes no sense to hold people accountable for a round of ammunition that is no longer inside their gun, and this legislation clears this up once and for all,” said bill co-sponsor Sen. Steve Smith (R-Maricopa), observing that no one can reasonably expect an individual to exert control over a bullet or a bullet’s ultimate whereabouts once it has exited a gun’s barrel.
keamoose
· Jun 15, 2015 at 1:50 pm
Somewhere, somebody is using that article as reference material to draft a real bill.
tcr!
· Jun 15, 2015 at 3:36 pm
It wouldn’t surprise me if the Onion found it out in the trash behind the Arizona State Capitol building in Phoenix.
PS- They got me. I thought it was real when I first saw the headline on another site.
keamoose
· Jun 15, 2015 at 3:42 pm
It seemed really, really plausible, especially given some of the ones that ARE real.
tism
· Jun 15, 2015 at 7:20 pm
Seems there’s a lot of that goin’ round. This got me.
http://newsthump.com/2015/06/11/australian-couple-to-kill-own-children-if-gays-are-allowed-to-adopt/
tcr!
· Jun 16, 2015 at 9:08 am
This is another good one…
http://newsthump.com/2012/05/10/north-carolina-votes-to-maintain-sanctity-of-cousins-marrying/
Especially…
“Of course, I chose to ignore the bit in Timothy 2:12 which says ‘no woman should have permission to teach’, as I would have had to stay home otherwise.”
jimi hindrance experience
· Jun 18, 2015 at 9:27 am
this shit never (always) surprises me. the onion is never far from the truth.
tcr!
· Jun 19, 2015 at 6:57 am
Totally never far…and that’s what makes the bait so convincing. And you just know that most Arizonies would pass some shit like this given the chance.
tcr!
· Jun 13, 2015 at 11:08 am
jimi hindrance experience
· Jun 18, 2015 at 8:01 am
i just loved this. it’s poetry. jesus at disney land on acid.
tcr!
· May 18, 2015 at 8:19 am
jimi hindrance experience
· May 19, 2015 at 10:07 pm
we were talking about “in” jokes and our own personal “theater of the absurd” going on, but this crosses some lines.
tcr!
· May 20, 2015 at 8:52 am
You’re absolutely right. No accordion should ever be violated by a man with this kind of mustache.
keamoose
· May 20, 2015 at 7:08 pm
The French Horn guy in #12 just looks like he’s pleading with somebody off to the side to please let him stop. There’s a backstory there, I just know there is.
jimi hindrance experience
· May 21, 2015 at 2:52 am
the girl with the french horn guy doesn’t look exactly delighted by the business either. just sayin’.
tcr!
· May 1, 2015 at 9:07 pm
jimi hindrance experience
· May 5, 2015 at 5:51 pm
Please explain. I looked with a very skeptical eye and didn’t find the funnies. I’m probably overlooking the obvious.
jimi hindrance experience
· May 5, 2015 at 6:00 pm
ok, i saw it at the top. i read all this several years ago. interesting.
tcr!
· May 6, 2015 at 2:55 pm
I was just making a joke about how the page had “issues” — seemed kinda comical to me. :D
They’re also on Facebook if that’s your thing.
http://facebook.com/millennialsofnyc
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