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tcr!
· Sep 5, 2018 at 4:38 pm
Audio (MP3): 20180905 - He might be from Singapore
Guys, don’t go south on Randall Road anywhere near Route 64 in St. Charles. It’s been raining, there’s bumper-to-bumper traffic, and your life will be put on hold.
There’s also a weird cat sitting on the east sidewalk looking at me. I think he might be from Singapore. Or Elburn.
Worst still, the 7-Eleven hung up a handmade “NO LOITERING” sign. It’s in bubble letters, too. I hate bubble lettering. 😢
tcr!
· Apr 15, 2017 at 9:23 am
Peeps, a guy at the 7-Eleven just busted me singing along to Bon Jovi’s Living on a Prayer.
I can’t help myself… Gina dreams of running away 🎸
jimi hindrance experience
· Apr 16, 2017 at 9:20 am
only take this medicine as prescribed
i’ll sleep when i’m dead
i guess you know warren zevon wrote that
tcr!
· Apr 16, 2017 at 10:14 pm
tcr!
· Mar 30, 2015 at 1:11 pm
Peeps, I had to run to the office to get a project folder and stopped in at a 7-Eleven. Outside there were skateboards and inside there were kids trolling the candy aisle.
I want that… I want to be 12, on Spring Break, eating candy, wheeling around town with my peeps on a sunny Monday afternoon. Being a grownup is overrated.
jimi hindrance experience
· Mar 31, 2015 at 5:00 pm
sanity is overrated
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undrtow · Sep 5, 2018 at 4:45 pm
I heard there’s a coyote party there but not until later tonight.
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fleming · Sep 5, 2018 at 4:46 pm
Or Elburn???? Oh my God…I’m still laughing!!!!🤣🤣🤣
sveagrabarek · Sep 5, 2018 at 6:36 pm
Probably elburn. The cats there are very shady.
So the rumors are true.
liz.sadigh · Sep 5, 2018 at 7:27 pm
I can confirm.
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tamaraholby · Sep 5, 2018 at 4:47 pm
Is the kitty ok?
It was a white cat with black patches and the patches look like dents in his hide from a rough, battle scarred life. I assume he ate all the Bigfoots in his 20s, after he got out of the Cat Marines or wherever they serve.
I guess him to be in his 60s now but I still wouldn’t tangle with him. There was an open can of Hormel Chili beside him and since I didn’t see a can opener around, he must’ve opened it with his teeth. Maybe his claws, too. For leverage.
tamaraholby · Sep 5, 2018 at 5:47 pm
I was born and raised in the birthplace of Hormel. That chili and a can of spam will last forever. Oh and a twinkie
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hodges · Sep 5, 2018 at 4:48 pm
The 7/11 on Randall and 64? Who loiterers at a intersection with no foot traffic? You are right. Stay. Away.
Oh. I’m sorry. In my haste I forgot to mention the 7-Eleven with the sign is on 64 and 17th, a few blocks east. But the one on 64 and Randall probably has a similar policy. Loiter at your own risk!
hodges · Sep 5, 2018 at 5:12 pm
lol!
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hodges · Sep 5, 2018 at 4:51 pm
Party tonight at 8. Picnic tables. 7-11. Geneva!
Maybe we can get them to make a real sign!
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McGivney · Sep 5, 2018 at 5:03 pm
Gotta love traffic 😖
Traffic makes me sadder and also angrier than anything else. Well, I can get pretty angry at the Target/Starbucks people who don’t know how to grind beans for a French Press. I get home and open the bag expecting to see coarsely ground beans and instead see a floury brown powder.
THIS IS NOT A GAME.
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So what’s really funny is that I was banned a while back from the “What’s Happening in Geneva” Facebook group for posting similar anecdotes. I was also banned from WH in St. Charles, WH in Batavia, etc. etc.
I’m glad I have a blog because you all deserve to know the real stories.
hodges · Sep 5, 2018 at 5:39 pm
My badge of honor. Banned from Trump Facebook. Oh well. Left what’s happening in st Charles on the basis of meanness and belittling.
hodges · Sep 5, 2018 at 5:56 pm
And. You are funny.
tamaraholby · Sep 5, 2018 at 7:13 pm
You know it’s better to talked about then never noticed
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Mona · Sep 5, 2018 at 6:43 pm
You were banned because your magazine was perceived by Kevin Ketchum to be competition for his local magazines. That’s my guess anyway.
Yeah, I wanted to leave my magazine out of the story and keep the focus on my personal wit and charm.
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hbp · Sep 5, 2018 at 7:02 pm
This is fantastic… I’m still giggling
Thank you!
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The Golberg · Sep 5, 2018 at 7:13 pm
Best. Post. And Stream. Of. The. Day! 😂😂😂
Thank you so much!
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Damien F · Sep 5, 2018 at 7:41 pm
They also don’t like to pay out on scratch offs over 20$
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DW Caputo · Sep 5, 2018 at 7:42 pm
That store sucks. Refused to give me lottery tickets because my daughter was with me. Really. WTF. SHE WASNT 21.
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