I hate the word “pontificating.” Don’t ever say that.

#wordsmith #allislost

I set a 10 second delay on my phone and let it take random pictures on the way home from work. This was my favorite. I have no idea what I was thinking about other than it must’ve been something good.

📸📸 #photos #selfies #traffic

I won’t hold it against you, I like closure.

I said that to somebody a couple of weeks ago and I sincerely meant it. Thinking about it now I’m still amazed that those words came out of my mouth. That kind of person is not who I was for I don’t know how long, like the better part of my life.

Sometimes I wonder who the hell is talking because it sure as hell ain’t me.

I suppose if we seek we shall find.

#advancedsoul

I made sure George cleaned the Potbelly restroom 👍

#photos #publicrestroom #seinfeld

Check out Livia Italian Eatery in Geneva when you get a chance. I had the Blackened Fish Sandwich and I couldn’t even eat the whole bastard.

💖 🍽 #photos #goodeats

Here on Earth, the rest of us mortals will keep you in our hearts and our minds, and we’ll respect you ‘til the end of time. Because it ain’t easy bein’ us without you. Thank you Rodney.
— Michael Bolton

I went down a rabbit hole after reading Letter of Recommendation: Rodney Dangerfield.

#rodneydangerfield

Peeps, here’s your numbers-beyond-what-you-can-dial Wednesday jam.

Whenever I see Adam Horovitz I think of the late 80s Lost Angels movie he was in with Donald Sutherland. You guys ever see that? It was little corny, soap opera-ish but definitely worth watching. I couldn’t find it on Netflix but you can get the DVD from Amazon for only $20.

While you’re out there checking out the renegade youth genre be sure to watch 1979’s Over the Edge with Matt Dillon and My Bodyguard from 1980. I always wanted a friend like Ricky Linderman.

Anyways, I need to put together a film crew and head over to Japan. North Aurora or South Elgin might be closer. Make some low budget robot/monster movies. Maybe just make them at home. Maybe this Saturday afternoon/evening. Who’s in?

#musicvideos #beastieboys

Count of individual podcasts listened to, meaning this month people listened to 49 of my 54 podcasts. How many times they listened to them is a different story but I don’t share those details. 😉

I’m still getting people listening and subscribing to my podcast even though I haven’t added one since the end of November.

I should get that fired up again since I’m sure more people are listening to it than reading my magazine. I got two recorded that I still need to edit, too.

Trust me, I absolutely love making them but it all comes down to the number of hours in a day.

Podcast Listeners Really Are the Holy Grail Advertisers Hoped They’d Be got me thinking about all that again.

#diariespodcast

Flamethrower — The Boring Company

• Fire extinguisher sold separately (for exorbitant amounts of money)
• Taxes and shipping will be added at checkout
• Additional customs fees may apply for international orders because of laws
• International customers can receive a full refund if not happy with said fees
• Before shipping, aspiring flamethrower aficionados will be sent a terms and conditions rhyme for review and acceptance
• Starts shipping in spring
• May not be used on Boring Company decorative lacquered hay bales or Boring Company dockside munitions warehouses

This is totally the kind of thing I’d sell if I owned The Boring Company.

They’re also hiring for a Senior Tunnel Design Engineer if you’re into that kinda thing.

Source: arstechnica.com/…/elon-musk-is-selling-a-boring-company-flamethrower-because-why-not/

#meanwhile #flamethrowers #helpwanted

Every time you see a Wyoming license plate do you think of Brokeback Mountain or is it just me?

That’s totally Jack Twist on the horse.

#trafficnews #brokebackmountain