Pabst 99-Pack

With New Year’s Eve on the horizon, there’s a good chance some partying is in your future. If you need beer for a whole slew of people, Pabst has you covered. Residents of Quebec have spotted 99-packs of PBR in stores around the area, which means, if you happen to be in Quebec, your party shopping can be taken care of in one fell swoop. Yes, unfortunately that means you probably won’t see this at your corner bodega if you live in the States and will have to resort to buying beer the old-fashioned way, one six-pack at a time, but we still enjoy the idea of carrying this thing out to our car as bystanders question our life decisions. If you’re in Quebec, please buy one in our honor.

For those who like carbonated hotdog water.

#meanwhile #pabst

Audio (MP3): 20180104 - Speaking of REO Speedwagon

And then there was that one time (yesterday) that I was thinking pretty much everyone I meet and know in the here and now aren’t dicks. It’s a big shift in my perspective.

When I was younger I used to believe that most people were assholes but then as I was thinking more yesterday, I realized my thoughts had changed. For the better. More than likely I just remembered the assholes, too, that they made more of an impression on me. Because they were obnoxious. And I was real good at that whole focusing on the negative instead of the positive thing. Over and over again.

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The cold makes me tired and restless. “With the lights out it’s less dangerous. Here we are now…”

In other news, the amaryllis should have four blooms by the end of the week.

🌸 🎸 #photos #flowers #nirvana

I made reservations tonight for Sara and I at Altiro Latin Fusion.

They needed to know the time down to the second.

#meanwhile #goodeats

Maggie as we’re leaving Super Target last night: Why don’t people steal the shopping carts?

Me: Well, out of all the things I stole, shopping carts never really appealed to me. They don’t have the functional value of say…a wheelchair.

Maggie: 🙄

Me: I guess there was that one time…

Maggie: All of your “one time” stories usually end badly.

Me: No, this is my only out-of-the ordinary run-in with a shopping cart. In one restaurant I worked at I was pushing the assistant manager in a cart up and down the alley behind work. We got it going pretty fast.

Maggie: 🤔

Me: That’s all there is to my story. Nobody ended up in the hospital and we abandoned the cart. See, shopping carts lose their appeal after a few minutes. Kinda like the wheelchair did in your Uncle Shaun and I’s apartment.

Me: And the bumper pool table.

…

I really wish I had a camera during that era.

#maggie #rebellion

No water, no soil… just light.

#photos #flowers

Frozen but still pretty.

#photos #sunsets

Peeps, here’s your stick-them-onto-everything Tuesday jam.

My favorite part is when the blonde guy puts on the lipstick.

#musicvideos #fosterthepeople

Me: we should go to the Caribbean and look for Avery’s pirate treasure! ☠️

Maggie: we should go to the Caribbean and relax.

#maggie #pirates

We’ll see you on the flip side.

#photos #christmas