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Desperately Seeking Cup of Water

tcr! tcr! · Sep 24, 2018 at 4:42 pm

Audio (MP3): 20180924 - Desperately Seeking Cup of Water

Video (MP4): 20180924 - Desperately Seeking Cup of Water

20180924 - Desperately Seeking Cup of Water

I would get one myself but I’ve just settled in for my late afternoon nap. I don’t need a full glass, a full cup will do. I know you’ve been there: partially parched and close to near death as your bones wither down to the marrow.

Plastic cups with the Millennium Falcon are preferred. Thor artwork will do. Toy Story cartoons are forbidden.

Please ring the doorbell and I’ll shortly answer via one-way video yet two-way audio teleconference. Don’t be alarmed, the future is now.

If clearance is granted I will give you a four digit pin with which you may unlock the castle door.

Don’t get any bright or shifty shady ideas though, they’re one time use only. Nice try.

#helpwanted #diariespodcast 💦

Hater McGhray · Sep 24, 2018 at 6:41 pm

Did you get some water yet? You want me to run the hose up to your window?

tcr! tcr! · Sep 25, 2018 at 7:01 am

Yes. A hose, please. For water. If it’s not too much trouble.

Mitchell · Sep 25, 2018 at 7:42 am

So I checked on same day delivery it’s gonna cost over $200 to get some water to you in a millennium falcon cup

tcr! tcr! · Sep 25, 2018 at 11:21 am

We shall spare no expense!

It’s 68°F in Geneva right now

tcr! tcr! · Sep 24, 2018 at 4:25 pm

It s 68 F in Geneva right now

sinceresarcasm · Sep 24, 2018 at 4:32 pm

Reporting to you live from Elburn where it is 70 degrees and no one cares about Elburn 🤣🤣🤣

tcr! tcr! · Sep 24, 2018 at 4:39 pm

Oh. I forgot about Elburn! Apologies!!!

sinceresarcasm · Sep 24, 2018 at 4:45 pm

You don’t really have to. We are used to living in the shadows of the tri-citiesssssssssss and all their fancy glooooooory!! 😂

tcr! tcr! · Sep 24, 2018 at 5:58 pm

I always seem to end up in Elburn at least once a month but I never know what I’m supposed to do once I come into town on 38. And then the water tower is on my left before I know it and then I feel like I’ve gone too far.

sinceresarcasm · Sep 24, 2018 at 6:00 pm

We are the Bermuda Triangle of the Fox Valley Outskirts

Create more resource?

tcr! tcr! · Sep 24, 2018 at 12:47 pm

recklessravager

Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves

Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?

Thanos: blocked

#philosophynews #avengers

Sep 24th, 2018 at 11:18:26 am

tcr! tcr! · Sep 24, 2018 at 11:18 am

*NOTE* Please No Selfies, soliciting or advertising.

What??? 😭

#allislost #selfies

Kitchen table - horror edition 2018 update

tcr! tcr! · Sep 23, 2018 at 7:51 pm

Kitchen table horror edition 2018 update

Today was the day to re-glue the kitchen table.

💪 #photos #homeimprovement

DP · Sep 23, 2018 at 8:40 pm

Sunday mornings start good

Momma J Momma J · Sep 23, 2018 at 11:44 pm

Interesting tabletop!

No frills walking robot

tcr! tcr! · Sep 23, 2018 at 1:55 pm

No frills walking robot

Might be better than a dog… 🤖 🐶 🤔

#photos #robots

Sep 23rd, 2018 at 1:31:38 pm

tcr! tcr! · Sep 23, 2018 at 1:31 pm

Somebody stole my Mod Podge, I KNOW IT… 🤬

I feel like Springsteen’s dog who’s been beat too much. Or something. 🤔

#thestruggleisreal

Happy Sunday the 23rd, peeps!

tcr! tcr! · Sep 23, 2018 at 12:04 pm

Happy Sunday the 23rd peeps

You all look absolutely fabulous according to my calculations.

#photos #moonflowers

Sep 23rd, 2018 at 9:23:11 am

tcr! tcr! · Sep 23, 2018 at 9:23 am

Peeps, I’m going to be speaking at the boathouse in about half an hour if you got nothing going on.

I know it’s Sunday and it’s early but it’s sunny nonetheless!

🌞☕️ #alcoholism #goteam

domo vitek · Sep 23, 2018 at 1:53 pm

You were great!

tcr! tcr! · Sep 23, 2018 at 2:46 pm

Thank you!!

Momma J Momma J · Sep 23, 2018 at 4:19 pm

It’s so wonderful of you to share your learning experiences! You are unique!

16 points for this UNO

tcr! tcr! · Sep 22, 2018 at 8:38 pm

16 points for this UNO

When we play UNO, anybody can play plus cards, even out of turn.

Lee got 16 on this turn.

🤕 #photos #games

sinceresarcasm · Sep 22, 2018 at 8:49 pm

I see I’m not the only one who plays “Prison Rules Uno”

edox edox · Sep 22, 2018 at 8:51 pm

You playing 0s and 7s to?

tcr! tcr! · Sep 22, 2018 at 9:30 pm

I’d never heard of that until now. Maggie googled it and it sounds delightfully sinister! 😈

edox edox · Sep 22, 2018 at 9:34 pm

it can go on forever just be aware.

tcr! tcr! · Sep 23, 2018 at 8:48 am

I could see that happening!

Richard · Sep 22, 2018 at 9:21 pm

Lee cheats.

thewattsolak · Sep 23, 2018 at 12:55 am

Try Dos. We are Uno fanatics here but this may be even preferred.
http://www.mattelgames.com/en-us/cards/dos

tcr! tcr! · Sep 23, 2018 at 8:49 am

Nice 😎

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