sundayu322 started following me on the Instagrams. I’m hoping he DMs a bank transfer request with song about a prince in Nigeria.
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tcr!
· Aug 27, 2019 at 8:04 pm
sundayu322 started following me on the Instagrams. I’m hoping he DMs a bank transfer request with song about a prince in Nigeria.
tcr!
· Aug 25, 2019 at 2:05 pm
Momma J
· Aug 25, 2019 at 2:17 pm
What are you painting?
tcr!
· Aug 25, 2019 at 4:11 pm
One of Maggie’s mirrors and one of her dressers. And accidentally some of my fingers 💪
jimi hindrance experience
· Aug 25, 2019 at 9:00 pm
😎
tcr!
· Aug 25, 2019 at 8:45 am
Sara took these photos of foxes along the Fox River with my phone a few days back 🦊 📸
hawkins10
· Aug 25, 2019 at 5:16 pm
Thanks for sharing
sprout
· Aug 26, 2019 at 10:19 pm
Is it REALLY called the Fox River or did you just nickname it that after all those foxes started showing up??!
tcr!
· Aug 27, 2019 at 8:14 am
tcr!
· Aug 23, 2019 at 4:17 pm
Happy Friday-est of Fridays, mother-cluckers!
This weekend will be your best ever! 🐥🎉
threecrates
· Aug 23, 2019 at 5:12 pm
Ha!! I thought I was being told to call you or something… 🤷🏻♂️🤙🏻
threecrates
· Aug 23, 2019 at 5:13 pm
Happy Friday pal!✌🏻❤️
Meh
Happy freaky farkin Friday to you too!✌🏼
jimi hindrance experience
· Aug 23, 2019 at 6:46 pm
😎
tcr!
· Aug 23, 2019 at 9:25 am
tism
· Aug 23, 2019 at 9:30 am
Who the fark are these people? ^^
tcr!
· Aug 23, 2019 at 10:40 am
The modern bisexual workforce I guess
keamoose
· Aug 23, 2019 at 10:41 am
Does that mean they all have two jobs? 🤔
tcr!
· Aug 23, 2019 at 11:09 am
It means they all have zero jobs.
tcr!
· Aug 23, 2019 at 11:10 am
Oh wait. I was confusing the couch indigents with the modern hipster workforce.
tism
· Aug 23, 2019 at 9:34 am
I believe couches are now called “sectionals”, so are they “bisectionals”?
keamoose
· Aug 23, 2019 at 9:35 am
Depends if they’re set up properly.
tcr!
· Aug 23, 2019 at 10:40 am
Does it have something to do with the cushions, too?
keamoose
· Aug 23, 2019 at 11:30 am
I assume there are twice as many cushions to choose from.
landerl
· Aug 23, 2019 at 10:42 am
To be fair, those couches look terribly uncomfortable.
tcr!
· Aug 23, 2019 at 11:32 am
And their placement is all wrong, too. I’d never sit with my back to someone. I’d be dead before EOD.
Kelly K
· Aug 24, 2019 at 1:44 am
My thought exactly!
Momma J
· Aug 23, 2019 at 11:37 pm
These are too complicated! I would have spasms in my neck from turning my head trying to see who’s talking!
tcr!
· Aug 22, 2019 at 11:01 am
Peeps, here’s your i-aint-no-psychiatrist jam for Thursday because my biggest question has always been, “what the fuck is wrong with you?”
People walking around everyday, playing games, taking scores.
Trying to make other people lose their minds.
Well, be careful. You’re gonna lose yours.
😅😐
tcr!
· Aug 21, 2019 at 10:51 am
Which astronaut was it that ate a bunch of anti-diarrhea medicine so he didn’t have to poop in space?
💩🚀🤔 #helpwanted
jimi hindrance experience
· Aug 21, 2019 at 8:15 pm
I didnt’ know the answer and couldn’t find it on the big ass web. I found some disturbing drawings of the process.
tcr!
· Aug 22, 2019 at 11:12 am
I couldn’t find it either even after googling. I do know that going into outer space can wreck havoc on the bowels and let loose the dogs of war.
Mr. Anderson
· Aug 22, 2019 at 11:29 am
Armstrong and Aldrin
https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5211851
tcr!
· Aug 22, 2019 at 12:12 pm
Apparently I don’t know how to use google 😊
fivewayrack
· Aug 22, 2019 at 2:38 pm
I know two mercury astronauts were on an open mic on the launch pad bitching about the low residue diet. “I swear if they make me eat one more God damn orange I’m going to lose it”
tcr!
· Aug 23, 2019 at 8:27 am
This dude brought himself a corned beef samich along for the trip.
Irene
· Aug 22, 2019 at 7:47 pm
Thanks!
tcr!
· Aug 21, 2019 at 10:08 am
Boss yesterday:
We should go out for lunch tomorrow.
Team:
Okay, sounds good.
Boss today:
Did you guys bring lunch? I brought mine.
I think I’m going to go back to documenting the hilarity.
tcr!
· Aug 21, 2019 at 9:17 am
For maximum efficacy, when should plasma be transfused?
jimi hindrance experience
· Aug 21, 2019 at 8:10 pm
Is this a Hg question? Are you an aging rock star? Are you now or have you ever been a vampire?
tcr!
· Aug 22, 2019 at 11:09 am
Right before a surgical procedure… 😷🔪
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Dano · Aug 27, 2019 at 11:46 pm
Video (MP4): Coming to America
Exactly!!
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Kelly K · Aug 28, 2019 at 10:53 pm
Sounds like several of my online dating experiences. Sadly, I’m not joking. 🙄
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